Myra Breckinridge Page #7
- R
- Year:
- 1970
- 94 min
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I-- I guess that we value
Mr. Loner's account...
more than any single
non corporate account.
Like Dad always says,
Buck Loner has a real reputation.
Uh, for being, like,
a straight shooter.
When you two lovebirds are finished,
perhaps you'll tell me...
what lousy, dirty trick
you're up to now.
No lousy tricks, Mrs. Breckinridge.
I am simply here...
to defend my client's interest,
which in this case...
is your alleged claim to, like, half
the value of this Westwood property.
- Alleged?
- Alleged.
That marriage certificate
is an out-and-out phony.
Oh.
It isn't easy being a woman,
Uncle Buck...
especially when you have
to fight your own family...
for what's rightfully yours.
Honey, honey, honey.
We don't want to take what's yours.
That's the last thing on our mind.
But we gotta make sure
you're entitled to it.
Like, you might be an impersonator
saying you are who you are.
And after Gertrude gave you
that $200 back in Philadelphia...
to pay for the abortion of the daughter
of that Rexall druggist...
you knocked up and refused to marry.
The point is, can you prove
you were married?
That 's all.
Proof will arrive before the end of the week
in the person of Dr. Randolph Spencer Montag.
Montag?
- The great dental psychiatrist?
- He was a witness to our wedding.
I trust his word
will be sufficient.
Let me make it
perfectly clear that it might.
In any case,
my price has gone up...
to an even million dollars.
- How old were you then?
Long distance call,
Dr. Montag.
Yeah. Uh, Mondo--
No, no. Montag here.
Yeah? Oh. Oh, Myra.
How are ya, kid.
How's your teeth?
Spit out now.
- So, my so-- - Myra, dental health is
mental health. Will you remember that?
- John Phillips tried to rape me.
-Open.
- And I said, Oh, how can he do that?
- What?
Myra, believe me that your appeal
reaches me at every level...
- from lower id to superego.
After all, I realize that our
relationship was always much more...
than that simply of
analyst to patient.
- I'm also your dentist.
No-- No, Myra, I've got
other patients who need me too.
- And he shouldn't have done it.
- Spit out now, dear.
Oh, you've got such lovely b*obs.
They're such a comfort to me.
No, I said 15, Myra.
Open up.
Fifteen percent.
I'm in L.A. tomorrow.
Mighty kind of you, Doc, coming
all this way to help our little Myra.
- Of course, we all mean to do the right
thing by her. - Then cut the crap...
- and handover the cash. - Naturally, we are,
uh, not about to question the probity...
of such a well-known person
and author as Dr. Montag.
- Yes?
- New York calling Mr.
Flager. -Which Mr. Flager?
Mr. Flager, Jr.
Take it, junior.
In the bathroom, you idiot.
Uh, I have to
go to the bathroom.
Do you get to
the movies much, Doctor?
- I say do you get
to the movies much, Doctor?
I was wondering what you thought
about all the pornography we have.
- Pornography. Uh-- - I was wondering
what you thought about it in our movies.
I've never seen
any of your movies.
I mean our current American picture,
which is loaded with smut.
- Smut. Yes.
- Uh, listen, could--
- Smut. Yes.
- Uh, listen, could--
- Uh, attention, everybody.
Uh, uh, I guess you all know,
uh, th-that was a call, uh...
from our, uh,
New York office.
- What did they say?
- Oh, uh, Dad, um...
before we get into that, I--
I think it might be nice, at this time...
to put everyone in the picture
as to the background.
- Uh, would you tell him to--
- Shut up and get to the point.
The point is,
Mrs. Breckinridge...
that no record of your husband's death
exists in New York City or State.
- Strike.
- Just remember, Myra...
these people don't
screw around.
Everything's legal
and aboveboard.
Not like in some places I can mention
south of the border down Mexico way.
Listen, I say the man's dead,
you unmitigated sh*t.
And that means he's dead.
Oh, I 'll admit his body
was never found. That's true.
He died in a car accident
outside the Bank of America.
Fire!
- Beverly Hills branch. - There is not
one iota of evidence that he is dean'...
and we are not going to
pay you one single penny.
Strike.
Randolph...
has finally arrived.
Go get 'em.
Gentlemen...
I am Myron Breckinridge.
Uncle Buck,
your fag nephew...
became your niece two years ago
in Copenhagen...
and is now free as a bird
and happy in being...
the most extraordinary woman
in the world. [Chuckles]
And I thought
I fell in love with a man.
- That's the ball game.
- [ Myra Chuckling]
Uh, Stanley,
what time is it?
It's about half past--
Something went wrong.
Either you keep me on here,
or l'll tell the world...
that Buck Loner's fag nephew became
his niece two years ago in Copenhagen.
I could kill him. I could kill him
if I could get away with it.
Strike that.
Anyway, thank God...
I never slipped him
the old Buck Loner special.
Myra, don't.
It spoils it.
All right. Whatever you say, Mary Ann.
But I do love
being with you like this.
I'm sorry, Myra.
I just can't.
I wish I could, really.
Love isn't always
a matter of sex, you know.
Well, I know.
And I really do love you as you are.
I even like it
when you touch me.
Up to a point.
I don't know.
I just can't
let myself go.
That's the way I am.
Well, is it Rusty?
No, that's finished.
But someone like him.
Someone gentle.
Rusty gentle?
I thought he was violent.
No. Whatever
gave you that idea?
It's because he was so gentle
that I loved him.
He never grabs you
like the other boys.
Oh, you are an angel,
Myra, and I do love you.
I really do.
I just can't,
you know?
Yes. Of course. I know.
If only there were
some man like you.
I'd really fall.
l would.
But not like this.
If only you were a man.
[Thinking]
l'll get you this time.
It's a dangerous thing,
ambition.
Ruined Mickey Mouse's
whole career.
Well, now it's
eight bars and out, honey.
You were no more than
a Linda Darnell paper doll.
A Disney cow
that got over the fence.
You got ambitious.
You were great in CinemaScope
and Technicolor...
but you can? cut it in
black and white.
- Magnificent!
Funny...
when I waited for you...
you didn't come.
But now you have come, and...
I must go away.
You will remember the day in the desert.
- Fl! remember,.
Where are my tits?
Where are my tits?
Good morning, Nurse.
Ah, what have we got here?
When you get to 103, sell.
There you go.
Hey, forty chin-ups, baby.
What are you doing, writing home
for money? What are you saying there?
Hey, Dustin Hoffman.
Midnight Cowboy.
Hi, Charlie.
You're looking good.
Soul food here?
Don't let 'em get down here, baby.
Oh, here, here. Watch that.
You'll go crazy. [ Mumbles]
Huh? Are we conscious?
I am.
I'm not sure about you.
- The Lost Moment.
- Uh, Martin Gabel, 1949.
- '47.
- '47. That's silly of me.
- The Heiress was 1949.
- The- that's Willy Wyler.
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