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I'm Brianna. I have a mystery
for you to solve.
Here's a dime.
What can we do for you, ma'am?
Just fill out this form
real quick.
Mark the box by
the appropriate mystery.
There's lost kitten,
hopscotch dispute,
sack lunch fraud.
Kids your age
are our best customers
and also guilty
of nearly 100%
of the cases we solve.
Whatever it is,
we can handle it.
Can you find out
who killed my parents?
They got killed last night.
They took Mommy's ring.
It was really old and special
because it was Grandma's.
I'm going to go
have a word
with my two partners.
Is that okay?
[laughing]
Okay.
Oh, my geez.
I know.
Who's going to tell her
we can't help her?
What? What are you
talking about?
This is exactly what we
wanted-- a real case.
This isn't a real case,
okay?
This is just
some sad little kid.
And besides, the Mystery doesn't solve murders.
Are you kidding?
What does it say
on our sign?
We'll also work
for fruit roll-ups.
The other sign.
No case too hard,
no case too tough.
But that's not--
What's harder and tougher
than a murder?
Then people will know
we're legitimate.
What are we going
to do, huh?
Just walk into
the police station
and tell them
we're taking the case?
They'll just laugh at us.
That's why we won't
tell the police.
Oh, no. Now you're starting
to sound like Dad.
You guys are worse
than the principal.
Everyone's saying
that we can't do this.
Well, I say we can.
Let's show them
that we're detectives--
grown-up detectives
solving grown-up mysteries.
Mystery Team?
Mystery Team.
Mystery Team.
[Young woman]
Brianna!
Jesus, Brianna.
I told you not to wander
away from me like that.
I've been looking for you
for, like, 20 minutes.
I'm sorry. Can we help you?
I'm sorry
if she bothered you.
You cannot go off the street
like that, okay?
This is my sister
Kelly.
That's enough.
I'm sorry about what happened.
If you need a place to stay,
under the stand
in case of emergencies.
We're staying with a work
friend of my dad's
until Child Services
figures out
what to do with us.
Yeah, it's, uh,
probably better.
It's a big house
on the hill.
Come on.
Actually, um,
we'd like to take
a statement.
What?
Oh, uh, I'm sorry.
We're the Mystery Team.
We solve mysteries,
and your sister,
um, hired us
to find out who...
killed.
Listen,
she's 8 years old.
are on a long vacation
in heaven, okay?
So just let it go.
But we can help.
We're real detectives.
No, thanks.
We can get your ring back.
Yay!
Baby, you have to forget
about the ring, okay?
It's special.
It's not special.
The only thing I'm worried
about right now is you.
We can get your ring back.
I promise.
Big house up on a hill.
Maybe they're staying
at that place
up on Cedar Street?
Yeah, it's great.
I mean, it's not great
that her parents died.
It's great for the case
that she lives so close
and that she sleeps...
right there.
Okay. Let's show them what
the old Mystery Team can do.
The old Mystery never solved a murder.
What about the time
that frog got run over?
That's not the same thing.
Yes, it is.
A crime is a crime,
from the tiniest marble
to an autographed baseball
that rolls down a storm drain.
Now who's doing this?
Because I'm in.
I'm in.
To the storm drain.
No, Charlie.
No.
Okay.
Now remember,
this is murder,
so we're looking
at older suspects--
grades 4 through 6--
kids who have been
lost in the system.
Maybe it's Jimmy Miller.
He's been hot ever since
the "two milks at lunch"
incident.
My money's
on Joey Cartwright.
He's got nothing
to lose.
Wrote "penis"
on his arm
in permanent ink.
Fellas, I think
we found our guy.
He's a little
out of our age range,
but in all of Oakdale,
there's only one fiend
dastardly enough for murder.
[all]
Old Man McGinty.
He still live in that
spooky old house
on Sycamore Street?
Ha ha ha!
Does water boil
to 100 degrees Celsius?
It does.
Good.
Then he lives there,
then.
[shouting]
Why'd you do it,
McGint--
Well, it looks like crankiness
runs in the McGinty family.
Yeah. We can definitely
rule out Old Man McGinty
as a suspect.
Yeah. He couldn't
murder anyone.
He's practically
a corpse himself.
a corpse himself.
Practically
I think we're going
to have to rule out
all the usual suspects.
Even Billy Meyers.
What?
I know.
he punched a dog
in the face.
But murder is an entirely
different game.
Yeah. Besides,
he couldn't murder anyone.
He's practically
a corpse himself.
Yeah, we got it, Charlie.
Okay, okay.
Tomorrow
we hit the ground running,
take this on
like real detectives.
Oh, are we going to visit
the scene of the crime?
Better.
Ha ha ha!
Clues.
Thank you for your
cooperation.
"The double homicide
"has left the Oakdale Police
baffled.
"At approximately 5:45 a.m.,
"the couple was shot
fatally in their home
"at 42 Maple Hill Road.
"A vehicle
"The Chief of Police
said in a statement
"all preliminary signs
indicate
"that this was
a robbery attempt.
"Peters moved to Oakdale
with his family one week ago
"to represent the Holden
& Charles Corporation
in negotiations regarding
This doesn't give us
any names.
How are we supposed
to find suspects?
Want me to go down
to the playground?
Bust a few heads?
No, no, no, no, no.
We got to do this by the book.
Let's get a statement
from Brianna.
She might know something.
[Brianna]
I'll get it, Mrs. Finney.
The Mystery Team.
Can we come in, Brianna?
We have a few questions
we'd like to ask.
Okay, Brianna, we're
going to do something
called good cop-bad cop.
It's like a game.
I'm going to pretend
to be mean,
but it's just part
of the game, okay?
Wipe that smile off your face.
You think this is a game?
I-- Oh. No, no, no, no, no.
I'm just pretending, remember?
Okay, now Duncan's
going to come in,
and he's going to be
the good cop.
That'll be fun, right? Okay.
My partner.
The guy's an animal,
right?
You doing okay?
Can I get you anything?
Apple juice?
You know, I can
make this real easy.
All right, the gloves
are coming off.
[giggling]
Brianna?
What the hell
are you guys doing?
Are these friends
of yours, Kelly?
No. Better.
We're the Mystery Team.
My name's Jason,
the master of disguise.
I'm Duncan, the boy genius.
And I'm Charlie,
the strongest kid in town.
Ow!
Ohh!
What is wrong with you?
Sorry. Sorry.
They're my friends.
Oh, boy.
Let's clean you up.
Honey, get
some paper towels.
Why are you here?
Now just relax, okay?
We were just shaking
your sister down--
Out. Now.
Hey.
Is that your book?
Yeah. Great
detective work.
Now can you leave?
21st Century Detectives?
This is a book
about being a detective.
[burp]
[coughing]
Someone
stole that guy's face.
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