Nanny McPhee Returns Page #7
on the road once, quite hard?
Go on. Don't drop it.
The paperwork involved
in replacing it
simply doesn't bear
thinking about.
Well done. Put it back.
What did it do?
What?
When Norman
banged the stick,
what was it for?
Hello.
Mum, please, don't.
lt's our farm.
Don't sign it.
This is all
self-explanatory.
Oh! So is this.
And that.
And you just sign it there.
Where is the pen?
For heaven's sake, Phil.
Never mind.
(GASPlNG)
They were here.
Bye.
lSABEL:
l thoughtyou wanted me
to sign the thing.
PHlL:
l don't understand.Someone must've.. .
l don't think there
are any more pens, Mum.
Nanny McPhee.
Yes, dearie?
How fast can this
thing go, exactly?
(ENGlNE REVVlNG)
Look what l found.
(LAUGHS HUMORLESSLY)
Right. lsabel,
let's get this thing done,
shall we?
Let's get this signed,
lsabel.
l'll steady your hand.
Steady your hand. There.
(CLEARlNG THROAT) Just.. .
Just there, that's it.
What are we
going to do?
l don't know.
Yes.
l can't think of anything
that could stop him now.
(PlLOT SNEEZlNG)
(PlLOT SNlFFLlNG)
''S.. .' '
(SNEEZlNG)
(SNEEZlNG)
(BOMB WHlSTLlNG)
(CRASHlNG)
(lSABEL EXCLAlMS)
lt's a UXB.
MEGSlE:
What's that?CELlA:
An unexploded bomb.We have them in London.
Could go off at any second.
What?
What?
lt might not.
lt depends.
lSABEL:
But it'lldestroy the harvest.
lt's a sign.
They're coming for me.
Stop panicking.
Help is at hand.
They're gonna kill me.
Unexploded bomb!
They're gonna kill me!
Unexploded bomb!
Who? Who's going
to kill you?
The hit-women.
The lady heavies.
l'm here. Stop all
that panicking. Stop it!
l can't stop it.
l'm going to die.
l'm going to get
under the table.
l'm going to
put the kettle on.
Mine's a milk
and two sugars.
Thank God.
You have to arrest me,
and you have to
arrest me now,
before they get here.
What?
Arrest me now! l repeat...
Arrest you for what?
What's the crime?
There's got to be a crime.
Try forgery.
Norman, where have
you been?
To the War Office.
Dad's alive.
What?
Uncle Phil forged
the telegram.
Yes. Norman's right.
There's your crime.
Now will you arrest me?
MR. DOCHERTY:
Phil, you.. .Look, none of you
seem to realize
that there could be
a fatalistic explosion
at any second of the moment.
Quiet, please.
Quiet, please,
all of you.
Norman, come here.
Dad's missing in action.
Go on.
But l can feel it in my bones
that he's alive.
Oh, well, then,
it must be true.
Thank you.
Thank you, my darling.
My darling.
My darling boy.
And Cyril.
Thank him, too.
What?
Cyril, you too?
Cyril, come here.
My brave boy.
Did you hear that?
What?
l'm a forger,
a villainous forger.
Leave it, Phil.
There's a bomb out there
what needs dealing with.
Bomb?
Bomb?
Quick, come and look.
Here's the cuffs, Phil.
Sort it out yourself.
Now, ''Bombs.' '
lt's a UXB.
That means
unexploded bomb.
But the barley.
lf it goes off,
it will be destroyed.
''Defusing your bomb.' '
No! No, no, no, no, no.
Cuff me to you. To you.
That way l'll be safe.
(PHlL EXHALlNG)
Can someone help me
with these, please?
You don't deserve any help,
you completely wicked person.
Please, l'm begging you.
Megsie.
Allow me.
(GROANlNG)
(EXCLAlMlNG)
l mean, thank you.
l am about to
disarm the device.
(TlCKlNG)
(GROANlNG)
He fell over.
l think he may
have fainted.
Who's going to
defuse it now?
Boys, check on Mr. Docherty
and put that ladder back up.
Celia, get his pamphlet.
You read out the instructions
'cause you've got
the best diction.
Nanny McPhee, please,
help me stop them.
Somehow, l doubt
that will be possible.
(SlGHlNG)
(GRUNTS lN FRUSTRATlON)
Anyone there?
lt's just, l'm not comfy.
CELlA:
''Defusing your bomb.Three simple steps to
an explosion-free day.
''Step one.
Open the vent situated
by the tail fin.' '
CYRlL:
Open the vent.NORMAN:
Open the vent.CELlA:
Open the vent.Vent (GRUNTlNG) open.
What's next?
''Step two.
Cut the blue wire.' '
CYRlL:
Blue wire.NORMAN:
Blue wire.These are going
to be too big.
What else can we use?
Has anyone got a penknife?
Oh!
Try these.
MEGSlE:
These are perfect.Well done, Celia.
(EXHALlNG)
What's next?
(WHlSTLlNG)
TOPSEY:
Yoo-hoo!TURVEY:
Yoo-hoo!Hello, Phil.
''Step three.
Cut the red wire.' '
Red wire.
Red wire.
(MEGSlE GRUNTlNG)
Can you see it?
ls it there?
CELlA:
Have you done it?Be quiet. l can't reach it.
(EXCLAlMlNG)
lsn't it exciting?
(ALL SHUSHlNG)
What?
(TlCKlNG STOPS)
l did it.
CYRlL:
Well done.Jolly good.
CELlA:
Megsie, well done.(RATTLlNG)
(ALARM WAlLlNG)
Uh-oh.
What's it doing?
What's it doing?
We've got such
good news, Phil.
We're not going to remove
your kidneys after all.
That's right.
Mrs. Big has decided
that kidney removal
just wasn't good
enough for you.
lt lacked finesse.
She wants us to
stuff you, Phil.
Stuff you, and put you
in the entrance
to the casino as
a warning to others.
You can't do that.
Oh, don't worry, Phil,
Miss Turvey's a professional.
Here is an early
example of my work.
And here's how you'll look.
(SCREAMlNG) No!
What does it say
about the light?
You can check yourself.
There is absolutely nothing
in the whole book.
Wait, there's a footnote.
''On certain enemy bombs,
there will be a step four.
''Cut the green wire.' '
l can't see
any green wire.
lt must be covered by
all this gray stuff.
lt's hard as nails.
Algernon, l don't want
you to miss the bomb
going off. Come on, dear.
Wait. Here.
''Warning, if the green wire
is protected with
explosive putty.. .' '
Putty?
''.. .red lights will come on,
beginning the countdown
to explosion.' '
(ALARM SOUNDlNG)
Why is that at the back?
We all need to
take cover right now!
Come down, Megsie!
Look.
lSABEL:
Megsie!MEGSlE:
Mum, wait.Megsie, come down now!
Mr. Edelweiss is
eating the putty.
lSABEL:
Megsie,come down now.
(HlGH-PlTCHED WAlLlNG)
(GROANS)
lSABEL:
Megsie!NORMAN:
Megsie, please,come down!
CYRlL:
What's happening?Megsie, it's too dangerous.
You have to come down now.
l can see the green wire.
(ALARM BLARlNG)
(POWERlNG DOWN)
(CAWlNG)
We did it.
My darling, come down.
You did it.
You did it, darling.
Come down now.
Well done, Megs!
You clever, clever girl.
Come down.
The bomb's been defused.
Oh, it was nothing.
(GROANS)
CELlA:
l knew youcould do it, Megsie.
Well done.
Lesson four,
to be brave,
is complete.
But Mr. Edelweiss.
He's full of
explosive putty.
Won't he go off?
(CAWlNG)
Take cover, everyone.
Leave this to me.
Go, go.
Go as fast
as you can!
(GlGGLlNG)
There.
(BURPlNG)
(LOUD RUMBLlNG)
(EXCLAlMlNG)
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
l can fly!
(SCREAMlNG)
(SHOUTlNG)
(SCREAMlNG)
Goodbye!
Well done, Phil.
(SlGHS)
(HlSSlNG)
(SCREAMlNG)
(EXCLAlMlNG lN PAlN)
NORMAN:
What's happeningto the barley?
(EXCLAlMlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(ALL EXCLAlMlNG SOFTY)
Cor!
(GASPS)
What's happened?
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