National Lampoon Presents: Surf Party Page #6

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Johannesburg.

Can't you tell they're

just f***in with us?

That true? Were

you just f***in with us?

Hey listen guys.

Thanks so... we need to...

I don't think so.

Get the

f*** away from me!

What the f***?

Go, Anne! Go!

F***!

C'mon!

You like that?

Hey a**hole!

Later, b*tch.

Pieces of sh*t. Get in your

f***in piece of sh*t van

or I will ficking

smash your brains out!

Come on!

Get in the Lumbie!

1 Hey, what about our beer?

Sh*t.

They're gonna follow us.

No they're not.

F***ers.

Whoa.

They're here.

Alright.

Thanks for comin, Mike.

I'll get ya that money, too.

Ah, just give it

when you get it.

So?

Gotta grab my skateboard

outta the back.

Hey Sparky.

Hey.

Thanks, dude.

No really, I mean,

that sh*t I said before,

it's just, I don't know.

Weird f***in night, huh?

Yeah.

I just...

If I gotta have

someone at my back,

I'm just glad it's you, dude.

Yeah?

Yeah. We're gonna be talking

about this for years.

We will, won't we?

I'm gonna catch

some zzzz's, man.

Yeah.

You goin' surfing later?

What else?

You know, I actually enjoyed

myself tonight, man.

Me too.

Later, Sparky.

Wait.

Now I gotta find my tape.

Uh, I got it.

Cool.

I gotta go to work.

So I guess I'll see you?

Of course.

Hey, uh, you know whatever

happened back there...

Oh, he just, he just

roughed me up a little.

F***er he tore my shirt.

Yeah, I mean, you're, you're,

you're okay, and I'm okay,

so we're you're good,

right? You're, you're okay?

You know what?

I mean whatever doesn't kill

you makes you stronger, right?

Whoa.

Dude, I didn't make that up!

Still good, though.

Yeah?

Later?

Sure.

Hey, I'm really sorry that

prick stole your board, dude.

It's not your fault.

I know that.

Later, gator.

Nice work.

Hey. Later, Darling.

Tell your mom I love her stew.

Tell your mom I

love her daughter.

You're such a liar.

What? I'm so totally

committed to you.

Yeah, you're

committed to something,

but it ain't me, babe.

What's that supposed to mean?

When you figure it out, call me.

Hey Lardo, what do

think it all means, man?

What?

The whole thing, dude. I mean,

this guy gets dumped; he

steals my board, he doesn't even

know me, and Del just happens

to be there, and it's like

we get this name and because

of that we go to the Valley?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no,

we're building over in Ventura.

Oh it's wonderful,

four stories.

Brian Kramer, bro.

He turned out to be not such

a bad guy - just some dude

who got dumped - by Iris.

Bro, she took his heart

and she just like ripped

it up into pieces. She's

f***in vicious, that girl.

Well, we got your board back.

Sh*t!

Man.

Oh, Sh*t!

Ah.

It looks okay, dude.

It doesn't look too bad.

Whoa!

No!

At that moment,

it hit me.

It wasn't about a surfboard;

it was about the journey,

with my friends.

Lardo and I are still

the best of friends.

He has a beautiful daughter

now and always makes the best

of every day - in typical

Lardo fashion, of course.

Sparky lived every day like

there was no tomorrow.

He rode his last wave in

at the age of twenty-five.

He was truly one-of-a-kind,

man, and I'll always remember

the crazy sh*t we

used to do together.

Nobody did it like Sparky.

Miss ya, bro.

Iris went to New York

and became an artist,

just like she said she would.

She's not rich and famous yet,

but she still keeps her edge,

and visits Ventura

whenever she can.

Anne found a great guy

willing to commit to her.

She's married,

has a beautiful boy,

and I still remain great

friends with her and her family.

My hero Mike Mooney.

He's a family man, now.

Still the legend on Pierpont,

and hand-shaping surfboards

in the same garage -

for the love of it.

Hey.

There's been a whole

lotta change in Ventura,

but then again,

lots of things have

stayed the same - like Del.

And as for me,

I got a beautiful wife,

four great kids,

play music with my friends,

and still surfing -

in Ventura.

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