Nativity Page #6
- PG
- Year:
- 2009
- 105 min
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works. No, this is like you're a reporter.
No, no, l'm off duty. l'm off duty.
- l hear there's no such thing.
- Oh, please.
Gordon was just saying how you had
a few problems in the beginning
and then he said to her,
"You go, girl, you go to LA."
- Really?
- l just wondered your take on it all.
l'm sensing a lot of anger.
Are you? Why would that be, l wonder?
Could it be because you are the man
who, five years ago, roundly trashed
my one honest attempt
at putting on a nativity?
Are you sure it was me?
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph!"
was the headline.
- And now, when there's a chance...
- Oh, come on, it was appalling.
- So you do remember it?
- l did that review to make you tough.
Look at you now,
you're mixing with Hollywood.
You're no one if you haven't had
a bad review off Patrick Burns.
That's why they call them
Burns victims.
- (Applause)
- Ladies and gentlemen!
Can l thank you for your attendance
and your support
because l would like to congratulate
Mr Maddens and St Bernadette's School
for the incredible opportunity that
they are affording our wonderful city.
Mr Maddens.
Now, in honour of this occasion,
and much against the council's wishes,
the mayor's parlour
has overruled the council
and we would like to offer the cathedral
ruins as a venue for your show.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Mr Maddens. This is brilliant.
This is gonna blow your mind.
Prepare to be amazed.
We're doing it at the cathedral.
What?
We're doing the show
in the ruins of the cathedral.
- Yes! The cathedral's got a spire.
- lt's got a spire.
You don't seem to understand
that the bigger this gets,
it's now constituting fraud.
He's getting corporate sponsors to give
money and give their services for free.
We need money. We need lights.
We need a little smoke machine.
We need someone to help us
do the hanging, because l can't.
- l think l need someone...
- Mr Poppy, stop it, please. Seriously.
- What are you doing?
- l think l'm having a heart attack.
- Mr Maddens?
- Don't touch me.
- Mr Maddens, you're upset, aren't you?
- Oh!
l can give you a cuddle?
Cuddles make it all go away.
l promise. Feel this.
You're hurting me.
We can do this, Mr Maddens, can't we?
Yes, we can.
- No, we can't.
- We can. We can.
Look, l'll leave you here, all right?
You can listen to the music.
- (Music playing)
- Relax, l'll take care of the children.
Believe, Mr Maddens. Believe.
(l've had a little makeover
And l'm all dressed up tonight...
Out to here. The audience is here.
(A cheeky drink, a naughty wink...
- Yes.
- (Stand back and put your shades on
(Cos l'm about to shine...
This is an old cathedral.
Fill the cathedral. That's good.
- (There's no starlight like mine...
- Yes.
- (Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh...
- Very good. Wonderful.
Now, see,
can you cut the music, please?
That has got to come in after the...
(Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh!
(Bosh! Sparkle and shine...
lt has to have that ferocity to it.
lt's a cathedral we're trying to fill,
not just this hall.
At the moment you're not even
hitting me when l'm here. Again, please.
(l've had a little makeover
And l'm all dressed up tonight
(A cheeky drink, a naughty wink
(We'll loosen up all right
(Stand back and put your shades on
Cos l'm about to shine
(My blinding light will thrill you
(Cos there's no starlight like mine
(Sparkle and shine
(Planets gather round
(Sparkle and shine
(Let's all make a dazzling sound
(Here's something you won't believe
(lt's the first time ever Christmas Eve...
Eve
Very good, very good, well done.
- (Bell rings)
- All right, due back here in an hour. Go.
Mr Poppy! Mr...
Right, carefully, please. Carefully, Lucy.
Hello, Sadie.
That was great. Well done.
Um...l don't really want to do it.
- You don't want to do what?
- The singing and dancing.
Come here, sit down, sit down.
(Clears throat)
Sadie, that was absolutely brilliant.
Everyone's gonna laugh at me.
No, everyone's gonna laugh with you.
Anyone who tells you that anyone's
gonna laugh at you must be a fool,
because you were great up there,
and you shone like the brightest star.
You were really good.
Please don't drop out now.
(Sighs)
Truth be known, l need you.
l need all of you in it, OK?
lf you don't do it for yourself,
just please look at me.
l'm a man literally on the edge
of something, l don't know what.
But if you go now,
it will really, genuinely,
hurt me.
You were great up there.
- Do l have to wear a stupid costume?
- Yes.
lt's the nativity, you can't look cool.
Go on, go and have your lunch.
(Sighs)
Oh, you're joking.
(Saffron) 'Dear Father Christmas, l'm
so scared of not doing the play properly,
my Christmas wish come true
'and make Hollywood
love us in the play?
'PS. Make me be Mary.
Love, Saffron.'
(Oli) 'Dear Santa, please send me
loads of stuff and surprises.
'l want to be happy
and see more of my mum
'because she never spends
any time with me.
'And please let me be Joseph. She's
never seen me do a school play before.
'Thank you very much. From Oli.'
(Charlotte) 'Dear Santa, please
let my Christmas wish come true.
'l'd really love for everyone in the world
to be happy, even Mr Maddens.
'Please help him get his girlfriend back
when she comes to see us.
'Thank you very much.
From Charlotte.'
(Lucy) 'Dear Father Christmas,
please make my teacher happy
'because he seems really sad,
he doesn't even like Christmas.
'So, please help him find his smile.
'Love from Lucy.'
Right, who wants to go
on a death slide?
- Me!
- Yes!
- What's going on?
- l'm going.
- What do you mean?
- l'm going to Hollywood.
- Are you being serious?
- Yes, l am.
Aah! l want to kiss you!
And me too?
No, no, you've got to be here,
look after the play. You're my wingman.
Yes, Mr Maddens.
Send me a postcard, man.
- l will do.
- OK. Duh-duh-duh!
(Hollywood's a-coming!
Hollywood's a-coming! (
(PA) 'Flight 715 is now ready
for boarding...'
- Mr Maddens!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Room for two little ones?
- Sorry?
- William and Saffron are coming.
- They can't.
l've got the consent forms from the
parents. Passports. l've got the tickets.
Miss Rye and l thought it'd be
a really good idea if they come with you,
because they can do the singing,
dance and do the opening numbers.
The gate's closing.
What are your allergies?
Ponies, horses, donkeys and cats.
- You'd better take these back.
- lt's a good idea. lt's a good idea.
- Desmond.
- They can help you.
l'm not taking two children
on an eleven-hour flight.
((THE RONETTES:
"Sleigh Ride")(Just hear those sleigh bells jingling
Ring-ting-tingling too
(Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong
(Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you
(Outside the snow is falling
And friends are calling, "Yoo-hoo!"
(Ting-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong (
- Mr Maddens, look what we've found!
- What is it?
So, we're in the right area. We're closer
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