Natural Born Lovers Page #2

flew her here especially to meet you.

What?

Son of a b*tch!

Why the hell isn't she here, yet?

Excuse me, is this the Cheung's?

So you're Ching?

I am. Mrs. Cheung asked me to come!

Sit down, Ching, we've been waiting for you.

So, Ching, are you in Hong Kong

for work, or on holiday?

Actually, I'm an air hostess, so I fly everywhere.

Back in Canada, Mrs. Cheung keeps telling me

to come over and have dinner with you guys.

Don't worry, we three sisters

are all very friendly.

You guys are sisters?

Oh, the white girl is adopted,

so she's not as pretty as us.

A lot of people also screw that up.

Nice to meet you! Pretty girl!

You're an air hostess, right?

I work security, so we're both in uniform.

This truly is fate.

You bastard,

is this my brother's blind date or yours?

If you don't sit down right now,

I'll slit my wrists, you f***ing bastard!

Hey, brother! See what she likes to eat!

A bowl is okay, right?

Our family likes to drink tea this way.

Doesn't it seem better in a bowl?

So then, are you tired?

How about we catch a movie?

Well, if you don't want to,

you shouldn't force yourself.

What? Why would I be forced to?

Does it seem that way?

Actually, I sincerely wanted to ask

If you would come see a movie with me.

And actually... we can all stop pretending.

What do you mean?

You think I don't know?

We're both here tonight

because of our mothers

But I hope you don't mind if I'm frank.

What?

You're not my cup of tea.

That works out,

because you're not my type, either.

Then that's good!

Why?

I already have a boyfriend.

You have a boyfriend

and still went on a blind date?

Doesn't that make you a cheater?

Just kidding!

Let me introduce you.

This is my boyfriend, Taro.

This is Mr. Cheung.

Greetings, Mr. Taro.

Nice to meet you.

Japanese?

My mom doesn't like me dating Japanese guys,

So I haven't dared tell her.

She hates Japanese so much,

was she a comfort woman or...

No, they're now called

"Flowers of Nanking, " right?

Nothing like that!

It's just lately the Yen exchange rate

has gotten too high.

It's getting late. We ought to get going.

Bye Bye!

Mr. Cheung, hope to see you soon!

Okay.

Hey buddy, this is a stickup!

What the f***?!

What kind of man walks around with just a 20?

Even I bring 100 bucks with me

on the job. What's your problem?

Hey, man, I figured a delivery

a couple blocks away

wouldn't even click the taxi meter.

You just need money, right?

Cut me free. I'll give you my watch.

I'm a loafer, I never wear a watch!

I don't want to be trapped by time!

I have a phone

in my breast pocket, take it.

If I take your Phone,

Wouldn't you use GPS to track me down?

No way!

So what do you want?

Give me all your valuables!

Well, you've already invested in a gun,

Why not just go over there and rob the bank.

That would net you even more.

Well, I bought this little piece of junk

over at that stationery store's closing sale

for 12 bucks.

But it works pretty well, eh?

Wow, you are one hell of a thief!

Both hell and heaven begin with alphabet H,

which means I'm already one step closer to heaven!

Look how free I am!

Oh... free... Oh...

Since you're so free,

Why don't you take the 20 and go?

Minus your investment in that thing,

You're still up by 8 bucks, eh?

There must be valuables!

Let me take a look.

You really have nothing!

These are real cakes.

Save me! Hey!

Huh?

Yeah.

- Bro! I really need your help this time!

- What is it?

I dropped my wallet

and don't have money to pay the bill!

I lost again? You win each time and I lose.

Are you two working together?

You saw me shaking them

Let me check to see

if the ones you put in are fake.

Bro! What're you...

Your head is all wet and your face is green.

You swim here?

You said you ate and don't have the money,

So I walked a few blocks and helped you get money.

What do want?

Eating is right.

But check this out over here.

It won't be me,

but my little buddy doing the eating!

Then can we go now?

No, you just got here.

Have a seat, we'll order some more.

My little buddy is hungry again, too!

If you're hungry, take your time

I did bring the money.

Money, money, money...

Should be enough for you.

If you're not going, I am.

Since you're here, take some with you.

Let me introduce you.

I held on to these two girls, especially for you.

This steamy, hot, juicy little one

is called Wing.

This one is even better

Not as hot, but look!

Her tits are popping out! Her name is Yuki.

- Let's have some fun!

- Take care of him.

Have a drink. Let's play dice.

I'm not feeling too well today.

- I'm cold and shivering...

- Hey handsome,

you want to blow?

What?

It's my birthday today! Blow it out with me!

No thanks... Get her to do it.

Everyone freeze!

This is an ID check.

Pull out your identifications.

And stop messing around!

You don't have to be so fierce for an ID check.

It's my tutor's birthday. Is that a crime?

Are you giving me attitude?

You bet I'm giving you attitude, officer.

Do you want to come down to the station?

This is ridiculous

You better hope I can't find my ID...

Hey! Bro. Bro!

Hey, that's my bed!

Thanks.

Hello?

Hey, you up? Everything okay?

Where are you?

Back home watching entertainment news!

You dumped me at the hospital and just went home?

I didn't want to,

But I saw the karaoke entrance

was surrounded by paparazzi.

Huh? What paparazzi?

They were photographing you.

Photographing me? No, really?

But it should be fine.

They probably don't know I'm in the hospital

Well, that's not true.

When I left, I saw them

chasing after your ambulance.

Unless something happened,

they should be at the door.

I suggest you find a good way out of there!

Did you see Little Tayler?

Take a look over there!

You're right!

They are saying they already have a headline

What was it?

"Ex-child star slumming it with Mong Kok girls"

I think they're just missing your head shot.

Can't talk.

L'['S you?

This is a hospital,

who let you wander around? What do you want?

Sorry, nurse. It's just that I got lost.

And want to find a way out.

Can you tell me?

Why should I tell you?

You think I don't recognise you?

When I was being robbed today

You were there and just walked away.

Forget it. Now I'm asking you

how to leave the hospital,

do you have to give me attitude?

Fine. I won't ask you.

That night I was getting beaten,

you pretended not to see.

Hell with you, b*tch! I've had enough!

Well, we each had a turn.

Let's call it even, okay?

But nurse, I really am in a hurry.

How about you lead the way.

Ideally, a way that's quieter, with fewer people.

Lend a hand, would you?

Hey, why are you taking my photo?

I'll scream!

I'm not taking photos of you,

I'm taking the photos of this lift.

Who would do something like that?

Did you know,

though this lift is a little old,

it was made in Germany,

and we've been in here a while,

yet it's steady and quiet,

and the temperature control is just right.

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