Natural Born Lovers Page #3

It absolutely a very good lift!

This hospital is surprisingly generous

in buying such a quality lift.

You repair lifts?

You could say I'm more professional than that

To tell the truth,

I'm a Lifetime Honorary Member

of the Hong Kong Elevator Club.

This is my membership card.

There's a club like that?

Why not?

Some people like collecting stamps,

some like dancing.

Why can't someone like lifts?

Did you know,

Lift is one of the most important inventions

in human history.

Since its invention,

People didn't have to take the stairs

after coming from work.

Since its invention,

People could spend more time

with their families.

While improving work efficiency.

Do you know the most important thing?

It reduced the chance of falling on your ass.

After hearing what I've said,

Don't you feel a growing interest in lifts?

Actually, we are recruiting

new members right now.

How about...

...we get out of this lift.

Go straight ahead and take another lift down,

Once at the bottom, push open the doors

And you'll be at the bus stop.

Quiet? No one there, right?

Not a soul.

That's best I can hope for.

Nurse, thank you so much.

But I think you should seriously consider

joining our elevator club

We have lots of gatherings and activities,

Like holding a birthday party in a lift,

a big raffle draw,

And one time even did karaoke inside a lift.

Doesn't that make you want to join?

Sure...

I'll think about it.

Call me once you've decided.

Here. This is my card.

If you want to buy cakes, I'll give you 20% off.

Oh, so nice of you.

It's really nothing. I should be thanking you.

Well... thank you.

Thank You.

I'd better get back to work.

- All right, bye!

- Bye!

Stop taking photos! Which paper do you work for?

No pictures! No photos!

I want to see my idol!

The boss isn't here.

Don't lie to me.

I know my idol is inside,

All I want is an autograph.

If you would like to buy cakes,

please register over here.

Register nothing!

My idol, I don't mind you chasing young girls!

So what if guys play around,

as long as he knows his way home!

My idol, I will wait for you at home!

Dear Idol, I'm going home to cook dinner

and prepare a bubble bath for you.

Remember to come home soon.

Bye!

Take care.

Boss, come over here.

Please be more careful with your private life.

Everyone knows about your thing

for young girls. I don't mind.

But now you've got two crazy chicks

coming here, too!

Yeah, are you kidding me?

Dealing with crazy women like that every day.

Is an occupational hazard.

I told you, I'm innocent!

How did I know that b*tch

would lead me to that exit?

I can't be sure if she didn't do it on purpose.

On purpose? Does she have a grudge against you?

Just talking about it is starting to piss me off!

If I ever see that damned...

b*tch.

- Hey, come watch!

- What?

Nurse,

You threw me under the bus already.

Why would I want to speak to you again?

I'm really sorry.

But I really didn't know reporters would be there!

I truly didn't know!

I have nothing to say to you.

And I won't believe anything you say.

Oh... I get it.

Why, when I was asking you

to join the elevator club, didn't you join?

It was because you wanted to lay a trap for me.

Hey, you have got me all wrong.

I don't even like taking the lift.

I usually take the stairs.

So we don't share the same interests.

Okay, I have your apology. You can go now.

Doesn't like taking the lift, how strange.

Aside from apologizing,

- I also have a favour to ask.

- What's that?

I want to learn to make cakes.

I haven't taken on students in a long time.

Look, you don't have to take me as a student,

I just want to bake one cake.

Do you know how much I charge

to show how to make one cake?

However much, say it. I'll pay it.

Ten grand. How about that?

Hey, what're you doing?

Can we start now?

Are we ready yet?

Are you in a rush?

Nope.

Well that's good.

Right, about the cake...

What kind do you want to make?

Anything is fine.

Anything? That won't do.

If you want me to make a cake,

it won't be just anything.

Then you decide!

Then is it for someone else or yourself?

It's a gift.

Who?

I have to tell you that?

Well, of course!

There's an inspiring story

behind every cake.

Everyone has their own cake. You see?

Boyfriend.

Current?

Ex.

Y? Z?

Just kidding. Why are you so serious?

Let's start.

Done!

Do you want to taste it?

No, thanks. I'm on a diet.

My time is up!

You in a rush?

Do you have a car?

I do.

Can you take me somewhere?

Where to?

- I'll tell you on the way.

- What?

Oh! We don't even have the cake.

Such lovely cake needs a fancy box.

Wait a sec.

Darn, I've forgotten where I put the boxes!

I'll call and order some.

But I left the phone number at home...

So are we there yet, or what?

This is it. Thank you for today.

- Thanks.

- You didn't have to.

Really, you can go now.

What?

I'm fine, you don't have to keep me company.

- It's no problem. I don't mind.

- No need, really.

Gotta go. Bye!

What?

Fai.

How many times have I told you not to call.

Don't you know my wife checks my phone?

I had to lie and say I went out to get pizza.

Bobo... don't get so attached to me.

I can't even scare you off.

I'm begging you, just let me go.

Happy Birthday!

My birthday is not till next week.

It's your wife's birthday tomorrow.

How did you know?

We were classmates in primary school, remember?

I introduced you two at

my birthday party years ago,

Then you made out with her,

and then you dumped me!

Bobo... You don't have to drag up the past.

Wait a sec.

Is the cake for me or for her?

It's for you.

Didn't you say you'd try a cake when I made one?

I made one.

I didn't lie.

Thank you.

You're just trying to get me in trouble.

How am I going to take it back upstairs?

Just tell her you couldn't get any pizza,

and instead got her a cake as a surprise.

You are such a good liar,

I shouldn't even have to tell you.

That's true.

Is it the kind that I like, chocolate?

It is.

If that's all, I'll head back up.

Can't we talk a little more?

Bobou.

I lied to my wife about coming down for pizza,

if she sees us together there'll be hell to pay.

Isn't there anything you want to say to me?

Our romance is like that song by Joey Yung...

"From this minute,

washed by Spring winds and Autumn rain,

In half year's time leaving

but traces of what once was pain."

You just like to play around,

why do you have to drag Joey into this?

Bobo... It's just a break-up.

Don't let it get to you.

William So sang,

"Dreams you can't recall,

Serve their purpose no more."

Who are you, kid?

I'm Bobo's boyfriend!

What, you're dating?

Congratulations! Since you're stuck with...

I am relieved that someone can take care of her.

How long have you two been going out?

Just recently.

Is that so?

Buddy, Bobo has loads of "surprises".

You'd never guess

I really wish you well.

Really, Bobo...

You have someone new to play with,

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