Natural Born Lovers Page #5

Sh*t!

We're stuck, that's all.

It's not that simple!

We're doomed this time...

You like taking lifts so much,

wouldn't it be nice to die here?

You love planes, would you want to die in a crash?

What's happening?

Damn! Why are the walls so close?

What's wrong with you?

To tell you the truth,

I have a kind of... claustrophobia!

What? After all this time,

you've never been trapped in a lift?

No, never!

Sh*t, I'm having difficulty breathing.

You're going to be okay, right?

Why don't you close your eyes?

- Close your eyes.

- Close my eyes?

Maybe you'll feel better.

Well?

It's worse than before.

What happened?

Just trying to distract you.

No.

Just then... did you feel a kind of ...shuddering?

Right?

Unbelievable!

You still want to make it down, right?

Still not there?

"They have kissed for a long long time..."

Oh no! It's time to go to work.

One more kiss.

I'm already over two hours late.

Let's have dinner after work.

Call you after work.

Call me!

Bye!

Hello?

Guess who this is.

It's me!

I really miss you!

Don't you know that missing someone means that

you'll only miss them

when they're not next to you.

I'm hanging out here, right in front of you,

how can you miss me?

But even when you're by my side,

I still miss you!

This kind of miss is even more than

your average kind!

What the hell?!

Hey, well, this place looks kind of messy,

and there's a lot of laundry to be done.

Why don't you take care of it?

It's just the two of us, why bother?

Hey, you are a nurse,

how can you be so messy?

That's why I'm in intensive care!

Meaning?

People there are unconscious, so no one complains!

Damn, even worse.

Okay... I'm off to work.

Wait!

If not a kiss, then I want a hug!

For how long?

Hold me tight!

Tighter, or it doesn't count!

What are you, possessed?

Hang on. If something's wrong, say it... Sit down.

Judging by your looks, it could only be

one kind of thing: you're all after the same guy.

Don't worry. You can take today off

to find a new guy, sound good?

Boss, as long as you're with that girl,

It wouldn't matter how many guys we meet.

What does this have to do with Bobo?

Whenever she can't find you,

She calls us, which is fine.

But she calls our boyfriends!

That's right. Now she's crazy enough

to call my boyfriend and scare him, saying

He'll be in for it if he can't find you!

What can I do?

Alright, okay.

I'll tell Bobo, that from now on, just talk to me,

and leave you guys alone, okay?

Is that all?

What else?

At least some compensation for mental anguish!

Our weak hearts are so easily traumatized!

So traumatised... It hurts!

I'm in such pain! Boss!

Ouch... boss, it hurts...

Okay, okay, okay. I'll pay you.

Just go.

You can clean up, boss. Thank you!

Hey!

Hey, bro!

I heard you're dating and have gone into hiding.

It's nothing like that.

So, are you free tonight?

What's up?

It's my birthday, come out for a drink!

Drinking? Sounds interesting...

Come on now, Do you need

to submit a request for that?

For you to go to hell!

But wait,

Guys are saying that

your girlfriend is a real drag.

Fine! Time, place, who's going, spill it!

That's more like it. See you at the old place

See you there!

Honey... it's me...

Hold on! Aren't you forgetting something?!

Okay, continue.

Well, it's like this...

I can't keep you company tonight.

Since a relative of mine just passed away,

I have to go to his wake...

he was my fourth great-uncle

I don't remember you mentioning

any fourth great-uncle.

I don't remem... I...

I mean I only learned of his existence last week.

It's a shame. I didn't get

to see him at least once.

But I really miss you.

I really miss you, too...

I'll be back soon.

Only if it's just a little while.

Of course just a little while,

I'll just bow and come right back.

Don't bow too long, either.

Call me when you're done bowing.

Okay. Alright, bye!

You forgot again!

Good boy!

OK! Bye bye!

Yes!

Cheers!

- Let me feel...

- Five, ten... five, ten...

- Five, ten...

- that's not bad...

License check!

Hi!

Sh*t!

Why are you so late? Get yourself something!

You think I'm like you guys,

Carefree, nothing to do?

Hold on! Why's it look like it shrunk?

- Alright, come on... Let's drink!

- Cheers!

If you're drinking to drown your troubles,

Let's drink till we drop!

Don't you guys think

women are really weird creatures?

They change completely once you start dating them.

Even faster than getting a face lift.

Before you date them,

Easygoing and eager to please at first,

But afterwards, they want to control everything.

It's really bloody weird.

I'm just her boyfriend,

It's not like I'm her dog, right?

You know, it's the same way with mine.

When we were dating, she was so shy.

If I told her to sit, she wouldn't dare stand.

Tell her to go to bed, she wouldn't get out of it.

After marriage... forget about it.

You know what she said on our wedding night?

"Hurry the f*** up. I'm f***ing tired."

I was so shocked,

I couldn't get it up for a long time!

Eventually, I took her to a doctor.

Do you know what it turned out to be?

She was diagnosed Tourettes, can you believe it!

As a security guard,

If people don't listen up, of course we'll swear.

But not her!

She even swears at the doctor.

"Hurry the f*** up. I'm f***ing tired".

I am feeling sad.

I want a squeeze, come on, let me!

F***! That's why I always say:

Dating ought to be like shopping.

If you buy something, but later don't like it,

Or it's wrong, take it back for an exchange!

If they don't let you exchange, go and

File a complaint with

the Consumer Protection Bureau.

If that doesn't work, lynch them!

In dating, there's always false advertising.

But there's never a return policy!

Just like your sister,

When I first met her, she said to me

she had an alcohol allergy.

Afterwards, come to find out

she drinks harder than me!

Do you know how she explained it to me?

She said,

"My allergy is from

not having enough alcohol".

What bullshit is that!

Her scamming ways just keep getting worse!

Crime Watch should have an episode on her!

Your problems are nothing compare to mine!

The one I've got is the worst!

When I first met her, she said

she was white and everything.

What the f***!

Turns out she doesn't know a word of English!

Holy sh*t!

If she's white, you ought to pay more,

But pretending to be white,

shouldn't I get a discount?

She ought to be paying you!

Bro, your whole family is full of deceivers.

Now you're the one being deceived.

That's what you call karma! Cheers!

- Let's drink to karma!

- You're having quite a good time.

Why are you here, Bobo?

It should be me asking you!

Didn't you say you were going to a funeral?

Why would you end up here?

Why am I here?

Oh, right. Because his great-uncle

was already 109 years old,

so we really ought to be celebrating.

So we're here to drink to him, right?

Right!

...to drink to him?

Right!

When he was alive,

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