Natural Born Lovers Page #6

he was always drunk!

He rented out this whole place to party!

Here. This bottle is one he had saved.

Since everyone is here,

We should all toast to great-uncle, right?

To great-uncle!

Drink!

What about them?

Who are they?!

Who are they?

They're great-uncle's granddaughters.

Let me introduce you. Number 3, number 6,

Number 147, number 6, and number 3.

Say hi to your sister-in-law.

Say hi to sis!

Don't they have names?

Don't they have names?!

Oh, right. Great-uncle was really old, you see.

He was worried he couldn't remember their names,

So he gave them all numbers!

That's right. Numbers are much easier...

Shut up!

You think I'm an idiot, don't you?

You're right.

Let me ask you again!

Do you have a good explanation?

I'll take care of this. You guys take off.

Bro!

Take off!

Okay!

Hey, what are you doing?

Paying UP!

No! Let me!

Hey, how about I get it this time.

F*** off!

Check all this bling,

you think I don't have the cash?

Are you looking down on me?

No! Let me do it!

I have it. I've got it for real this time.

I'll take care of this. You guys take off!

And the girls?

Take them with you.

I know another place where great-uncle partied,

Let's go right now and keep drinking to him!

Better call great-uncle first.

Call him?

We burned phone offering for him!

What else do you want to say to me?

How did you know I was here?

I put a GPS tracker in your phone,

of course I know where you are.

I know everywhere you're going!

Bobou.

Doesn't that just make it no fun for both of us?

Since we got together,

have I ever checked to see where you were?

That's because I don't have

secrets for you to check.

You men are all the same,

You all just love to lie!

If you're doing karaoke, then go.

Why do you have to say your great-uncle is dead?

How can you be so disrespectful?

I don't even have a fourth great-uncle!

Which means you lied!

Don't you get tired of doing this all the time?

As much as you lie, of course you would get tired!

I mean dragging on someone all the time.

Don't you get tired of that?

I'm not dragging on you! I love you!

If you love someone, you don't get tired!

I'm very tired. Does that mean I don't love you?

What did you say?

I'm very tired...

I'm really very tired...

You'd better know what you're saying!

Oh, sh*t.

Bobo Missed Call (367)

Hey, Bobo... It's me.

I think I must have had too much to drink

and blacked out last night.

So whatever I might have said, I really...

don't remember any of it!

So please be the bigger person

and don't blame me for

whatever childish things I'd said.

If you get this message,

Please call me back as soon as you can.

Thank you, bye.

Love you.

Hi!

You got my message, right?

Where did you go last night?

You had me scared.

Do you know who I am?

You got drunk last night.

I left and you never even noticed.

I'm sorry.

I don't want to hear your "sorry."

Please show me that you are.

Can you do that?

What do you want me to do?

I want you to give up drinking.

Give up drinking? I almost never drink.

I see many cases like yours at the hospital.

It always starts off as just a little,

then gets worse and worse.

After they get drunk,

They lie, fight, and cause all kinds of trouble.

Is it that serious?

Do you not want to give it up?

I will. What's the big deal.

For real?

Sure. What do you want me to do?

I spoke with the doctor at my hospital today and

he set up an excellent cessation program for you.

Just follow each step and

that's it.

Ok, so what do I do for the first step?

Wear this at dinner tonight.

You even bought something for me!

Are you kidding me?

- Bobo...

- Yes?

This doctor friend of yours...

Does he have something against you or just me?

I think this method is totally ineffective.

I'd love to drink myself to death right now.

How bout I take it off, okay?

No way!

Don't you know that psychoanalytic studies

show that what you feel works

by making you hate the way

you look when you drink.

If you see a bottle again,

It will always remind you

of the shame you feel tonight.

Really?

But I don't hate myself at all

I just hate them!

They keep taking my picture.

Makes me want to smack them!

Why don't I take it off and go home.

No way!

Not until you've done two more rounds,

Don't you know that shame has to be built up?

Forget it! I'm going home!

If you go, we're breaking up!

Well, that's not necessary.

It's just walking around. No need to be so petty.

Come on! Let's go...

- Then let's get dinner.

- Oh.

Wylie...

What are you doing?

I have to keep it on when I'm eating?

Of course!

Who was that girl back there?

You wouldn't know if I told you.

Of course I won't if you don't tell me!

Fine, I won't take it off.

Had it on all day, anyway.

You still have to tell me.

Waiter, I want to order.

Wow, doing Halloween early?

What'll you have?

Is she an ex?

Why ask if you already know?

How would I know what you want to eat?

She isn't unless you say so.

Guessing doesn't count.

That's true.

If you don't say it,

it's hard for me to take your order.

Do you know how irritating you are

when you ask rhetorical questions?

Man, you're on the wrong channel!

I'll come back later.

You men are all alike,

You're born lying.

But the truth always comes out.

Did you know that?

What about you women?

You love playing quiz games!

You ask a ton of questions for everything.

Are there perfect answers for all of it?

I think sometimes it's better to keep some secrets

from each other.

I think you have too many secrets!

If I don't ask, you'd never tell me!

Then when you do say,

it comes out the last bit of toothpaste!

Even if it's just a little,

As long as it's true,

that's already an improvement!

My husband only talks rubbish!

Good morning! Good night! Let's eat! Let's f***!

Toilet paper's out! Where are the toothpicks?

Why do you feel so insecure?

Bobo, we already spend every day together.

Since when do I have the time

or chance to fool you?

A sense of security goes both ways!

Don't you know that if I don't have it,

It's because you've never given it to me!

So what if you have no sense of security?

No condoms... that's a different story.

Sly women looking for security

pretend to have forgotten when it's safe.

That's how I got trapped.

I really didn't know!

A little late for that now!

I get that your ex was very bad to you.

But you don't have to treat me

the same way you treated him!

I didn't do anything!

You two are exactly the same.

At first, you're so good to me.

Then you change.

You men are all the same,

You all need supervision!

Take a gun and wipe us all out.

But then you'll piss and moan

about being lonely without us.

It's only because you men screw around

That we have to do these things.

You HK b*tches are always

looking to start a fight!

Pretending all day to be so high class,

fantasizing that guys are

always trying to pick you up.

But they're just curious about you retards

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