Natural Born Lovers Page #7

Synopsis: Popular pastry chef (Chi-Lam) meets a nurse (Annie Liu) and falls in love with her. Soon he realizes that she is an overly sensitive girlfriend who is also suspicious, jealous, controlling and slightly violent. She checks up on him 24-7 and screens his computer, phone, blog and Facebook contents and messages. Desperate to get rid of his crazy love, he decides to start an investigation into her past to find out the secret behind her crazy behavior.
 
IMDB:
5.1
Year:
2012
106 min
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Hah! You HK guys are so much better?

Say we're beautiful when you snag us,

Call us HK b*tches when we reject you!

You're sick in the head!

We collect comics and figurines,

so you call us nerd-boys.

And grown women, covered in Hello Kitty and

Blythe dolls. So cute, right?

Weak.

Oh, you're so very mature,

You're just perverts.

The first thing you ask is for our WhatsApp info.

Second is what our bra size is.

And third is who's paying

for the room that night.

Aren't you men cheap?!

You're so superior, aren't you?

Your first question is, "Where do you live?"

Second question is, "What car do you drive?"

The third question is,

"Can we tape it and put it on the web?"

You think I'm an idiot?!

Speaking of taping,

When my husband and I were still dating,

We saw 3D Sex and Zen together.

Once we got married,

He wanted me to do all the sex scenes from it!

And in 4D!

Four, my ass.

You couldn't do any of it! Finish your food!

You call me Casanova when you want it,

Then call it a chore when you don't!

Sh*t! It's all up to you, isn't it?!

Why are you sticking your nose in?

Go wipe your tables!

I'll ask you one more time,

who was your lover back there?

Why do you have to call Wylie my lover?

Oh, so she has a name!

Wylie! Wylie! ...she sounds so delicate!

Why does she have to be your lover?

You done yet?

No! Why?! Does it break your heart?!

You dare claim you're not still together?

Waiter!

You finally know what you want?

I'm done.

Done with what? You haven't even ordered.

Oh, I see, he's done with you.

You still haven't said

what kind of cake we're making today.

You really want to know?

What's the big secret?

Give me your hand.

What are you up to?

I'm not sick or anything,

why take my temperature?

Because I want to know

the temperature of our love.

I'll let the chocolate melts at this temperature

and use it to make the cake.

This is my new creation, the "Cake of Memories".

Try it.

This cake holds all of our sweetest,

most tender memories inside.

I give it all to you.

Have you ever loved someone?

Have you ever hurt the one you loved?

What poor guy got this?

Hello?

Brother, we're f***ed now. Hurry back to the shop.

What's up, sis?

Who did you piss off?

Someone's been after the whole family today.

You...

Oh, it's nothing.

It's just paint.

It's fine. It's alright.

How did this happen?

Nothing... I snuck out to take a piss,

and someone poured it all over me!

So did you see who did it?

You know male anatomy, right?

I was peeing, see...

so of course I was looking at myself.

How could I see who dumped it on me?

That's true.

Friend of yours?

Police.

What did he do this time?

He didn't do anything.

I'm here for his protection.

We're f***ed now!

When I got up this morning,

I got calls from my chicks

in Shenzhen, Dongguan, Zhongshan,

All of them wanting to move in with me.

Think I'm in hot enough water?

You can't be so soared that you need protection.

How could they get here so quickly?

He's scared I might kill him,

so he called the police!

You bastard, one wasn't enough?

You had to get six more!

I'm going to kill you!

Run!

Stop running, bastard! I'm gonna kill you!

Where's your wife?

This morning, she slipped on a watermelon peel

and fell down the stairs!

She's still in hospital.

My baby sister and her husband?

Lucky went missing this morning.

They're combing the streets for him right now!

You know they treat Lucky like their own son!

They said they won't go home without him!

Go to hell!

Just tell me... did you piss someone off?

This can't go on.

You might lose your whole family!

I broke up with Bobo.

Boss! That girl is nuts.

She'll eventually come after us.

Boss, you better think about skinning out of here!

I'll help you buy the ferry ticket!

But I can't just leave you guys.

Get the f*** out of here!

What?

No, no, wait.

If you don't leave, we're f***ed!

Oh...

Sh*t, bro!

She's just a woman! What are you worried about?

I'll call a couple Hunan guys to

knock her off and you'll be set!

Sir! I hope you're kidding!

Hello? Yes Yeah, okay.

I'll see you soon. Okay.

Bye.

Well, who was that?

It was Bobo.

That b*tch still calls you?

I'm going to go meet her.

Bro, you can't be serious!

You might as well be committing suicide!

Wait, wait, wait. No way.

Shouldn't you go hide?

I can't hide this time.

Why?

She called me from my home phone.

Why is there blood all over you?!

It's the pattern.

Take a seat. Food will be ready soon.

I got a lot of food for you today.

They are all just for you.

I even bought the chocolate cake

that you and Fai both love.

What is that?

Roast suckling pig.

It took me all day.

There's one more thing. Be right back.

Lucky went missing this morning.

They're combing the streets for him right now...

What are you doing?

Nothing.

The pork you made came out so well,

I thought I'd take a picture

and put it on OpenRice.

Did you take it?

I got it.

Let's start!

Why aren't you eating? Feeling sick?

No.

Then eat up!

Enough playing!

Bobo.

So you hate me and poster-sniped me. Okay.

Why did you have to kill Lucky?

Well, that's still understandable.

Why did you have to roast him nice and crispy?

What? What "Lucky"?

What "Lucky"?

The Lucky that you butchered!

That's Lucky?

That's Lucky! It's very obvious.

Don't make wild accusations.

I'm wildly accusing you?

Then why is one of my sisters in hospital?

How did her husband get a bucket

of paint dumped on him?

And my second sister's husband?

Who exposed his four other mistresses?

It was all done by you.

I know you hate me.

If you hate me, take it out on me!

Why do you have to involve my family

and knock off Lucky?!

The poster thing was me, I'll admit it.

But your family stuff

and Lucky had nothing to do with me!

Bobo... You've usually got the nerve

to admit to anything.

What are you afraid of now?!

Lucky will never forgive you in heaven!

Why should I confess to something I didn't do?

Nothing to do with you? Lucky, take a look at her!

She's a murderer! There's your assassin!

Fine! You don't want it, right?

I'll throw it out!

Not before you show me the dog's head!

Let me throw it! That's not Lucky!

What do you mean not Lucky!

- Give back his head.

- But Lucky was bad!

Hold on, don't move!

Hello?

Bro? You're okay, right?

Your kid sister just called,

Saying they found Lucky in the garbage room.

What?! They found Lucky?

There's more...

My boss called me to say sorry!

The a**hole hasn't paid up his debt,

The paint was for him,

but they got me when I snuck out!

But it's all good.

Since he's now promising a raise,

A promotion, and a bonus!

That good?

How about the other brother-in-law?

Hey bro!

I realized that

I forgot about that sixth mistress in Mongolia.

It's all cleared up now!

Sorry for bothering you!

How do you explain my other sister?

Well, you know me, always forgetting stuff.

But I recollect it now!

Actually, after I had eaten a watermelon,

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Patrick Kong

Patrick Kong (simplified Chinese: 叶念琛; traditional Chinese: 葉念琛; pinyin: Yè Niànchēn; born 1975) is a Hong Kong film director and screenwriter. more…

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