Natural Born Lovers Page #9

- Aww, don't tell everyone!

- Tayler!

Hello!

I just got back from a trip,

and brought you all some souvenirs.

Really? You didn't have to!

It's so heavy, why don't we help you with that!

They're not very subtle.

How are you? Well?

Okay. Pretty good.

Pretty good, then OK!

Hey, look,

These gloves are so big, totally the wrong size.

Come on... for your boyfriend.

This isn't his style.

This one isn't for you guys.

- Who is it for then?

- This one is for you.?

I get something, too?

Boss,

look, the colors even match!

She knows your size!

Come on, try it on!

Not bad!

It's perfect!

Thank you!

Do you like it?

Yes.

Good, then we can finish work early.

Wait... I can't take it off...

Help him out.

Is it this button?

This gift was so nice of you,

you should let me treat you to dinner some time.

What kind of food do you like?

Excuse me, nurse?

Where is Orthopedics room no. 1?

Over there.

Thank you!

You're welcome.

Wylie.

Really... there's nothing about Tayler and me

that's worth talking about anymore.

Not worth talking about?

Then why was it that that night,

you left as soon as you saw us?

I was scared.

Scared of what?

Didn't you say you're his girlfriend?

Like you don't know he has issues?

What kind of issues could he have?

Tayler is just a really bizarre person.

He doesn't like having visitors,

yet he is worried that people can't find him.

He once tried calling me over a hundred timesl?

When he couldn't find me,

he called my friends, family, my boss,

Until they didn't want

to have anything to do with me.

He'd take my phone, check my WhatsApp,

And even stole my password

and went through my emaill?

Anyone who came near me,

he would investigate.

I even found him stalking me!?

The time we spent together

was no different from being in prison!

Being monitored 24-7.

By the end I had to move, change my phone...

I never expected that night

That I would run into you two!

Miss, couldn't it be that

because Tayler doesn't love you,

you would tell me all these things

to ruin our relationship?

Perhaps... He doesn't love you enough...

So he isn't like that with you.

Bobo!

Hi. Long time no see.

Same here.

How have you been?

Not as good as you!

Who was that girl back there?

Your new girlfriend?

"One hour ago"

Each time we've had dinner

you always eat so little.

Are you trying to lose weight?

I was just focused on our conversation.

She's just a regular friend, is all.

Friend? It doesn't look that way to me!

That Elevator Club you mentioned...

Is it always open to new members?

Yes, of course... Do you want to join?

Anyone is welcome.

I can help you register right now, even.

First let's see when you have

time to take me for a "lift"!

Any time is good!

Don't you always offer "lifts"

to girls you're after?

How did you know?

Oh, you must have followed me again!

Bobo, you really haven't changed.

If that's all, I'm out of here.

I saw Wylie the other day.

She told me a lot.

What did she say?

She told me... that actually we're both the same.

She is lying.

Or maybe you're the one lying.

Actually, we are meant for each other.

Bobo, you and I are not the same.

Why don't we start over again?

You're so smothering. How could we be the same?

Why don't we sit down and just talk?

Give me your money!

- Hey, man.

- Yes!

You've already taken all our stuff.

Why do you have to tie us up, too?

What luck, bumping into you again!

I'm not familiar with this area,

Do you know if there are any

border-crossing buses to Huanggang here?

Can't you be a little better at this crook thing?

Time after time, and not a bit of improvement.

F*** you!

If I could do better, I'd have a desk job,

And not robbing you all the time.

You going to talk,

or do I have to cut her face up?

Don't!

No, don't! I'll talk, I'll talk...

Go!

- You get out onto that street.

- Out onto the street.

- Turn left.

- Turn left.

- Then turn right.

- Then turn right.

- Then go three blocks down.

- Three blocks down.

Minibus will be right there.

Ah, minibus. Good, I like taking minibus.

Get off at the third stop.

The third stop.

Then you'll be at Huanggang port.

Damn, is it that complicated?

I'm never working this area again.

I'm losing money just on bus fare.

I'm outta here!

Hey,paH

We're practically friends now,

How about you... just let us go?

Let you go? Let you go and call the cops on me?

The garbage lady can let you go tomorrow!

Besides, you two still haven't worked things out,

So keep at it! See ya!

A free-spirited wanderer like me

shall bear no burden!

This woman's handbag... you can have back.

Oh, sh*t! I forgot to speak bumpkin!

AW, hell with it!

You really told him which bus to take?

Yes... but not to Huanggang port.

To where, then?

Wanchai police station.

You laughing? Better off figuring

a way out of this.

Oh, it turns out you can see the sky from here, look.

So what?

What's today's date?

After midnight, the 15th of March.

Astronomers say that

there will be a special phenomenon today.

The asteroid Eros will make

its closest pass to Earth!

Legend has it that

if a couple witnesses it together,

they'll eventually find a way to be together.

After all this time, why didn't

I know you were into stronomy?

Because you only know

how to blame me for being clingy.

But...

it turns out that you and I

are just the same.

I told you Wylie was just talking crazy.

C)k, fine-.

Then you tell me.

What happened between you two?

Do I have to?

There you go again. You never say anything.

Well let me ask you, then...

Do you think I'm that kind of guy?

Then I'll ask you...

Do you still love me?

Well how about this...

If we happen to see Eros tonight,

We'll tell each other a secret, okay?

Okay. It's a deal.

Then it's settled.

Doesn't look like it's coming.

Looks like... we'll never get our answers.

Bobou.

Actually, I'm really happy to see you.

It's like there's something different about you.

Then can I see you again?

Sure.

Whenever you want.

Aren't you worried your girlfriend will mind?

Why do you never believe me?

Ma'am?

Ma'am? Could you please call the police?

Yes, we were robbed.

- Oh, okay.

- Thank you!

I had to face this eventually.

Actually, I should thank you

for giving me the way to do it.

I... I'm in the middle of a meeting.

Half an hour. I'll be outside the Newport Cinema.

That is all. Bye.

Didn't you say you were in a meeting?

Why are you here? Who is this?

And you said you were having

dinner with your mother.

Why are you sneaking around following me?

Who the hell are you? And why're you yelling at my guy?

Who am I? Why don't you ask your guy!

You think your lies fooled me?

While you were asleep this morning,

I looked through your WhatsApp!

The lesson you should here...

Once you're done reading it, delete it!

How many times have

I told you not to mess with my phone?

Can't you give me some privacy?

You don't have enough privacy?

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