Navy Boys Page #5

Knucklehead!

Oh, mother of b*obs!

Come on, you cripple!

Get down! Get down!

Get ready.

5... 4...

3... 2... 1

Down! Down!

Boom! Boom! Boom!

What's the hell wrong with you?

Yeah, I wonder.

Where is the bomb?

I forgot to press the button.

You Cripple.

See? I still have what it takes!

How is your team doing, colonel?

All ready! Anytime, sir!

Excellent!

Our intelligence

has informed that.

Yuri and Meng are hiding

in their beach resort.

And the American

agent told us that.

The target is now in our seaboard

to pick up their stuff.

But we still can't figure out where

the island they are hiding is.

Here is the CD that contains

information about all potential islands

You should give it to Kra Pi,

the sailor in your team.

Probably he can figure it out.

If you find out their whereabouts,

notify me at once.

Yes, sir.

Mr. Yuri,

our boss wants to see you.

This way, please.

I think there is some kind of a party.

Yes, I think so. Seems like

hundreds of people in there.

- Hey! Stop.

- Sh*t!

What are you doing here?

We're fishing, sir.

Fishing? Don't you know

that it's restricted area?

It is this punk ass who hired me here.

He told me to come find

some pieces of sh*t.

What? You son of a b*tch!

It's your fault.

What are you blaming me for?

It's because of you.

Are you mad at me because

I ate your food?

Such an a**hole!

The colonel is so f***in' punctual.

This bastard Meng

is a real smutty cock head.

Look! They're all queers.

What kind of party is that?

That's f***in' sick!

Good evening, everyone.

I'm so very happy tonight.

Because I can come out of a closet

I've been hiding...

...like all of you here.

I hope you all will have a great time.

Only tonight...

that you can do whatever

you want... everything whatsoever!

Cause tonight belongs

exclusively to us.

No bimbos allowed!

Moo Warn and Prig,

go to Meng's office...

and hack the information

from his computer.

- I know you like it, huh?

- Yes.

- You wanna be here?

- Yes.

Then you blend into his party.

Cool! A fag should get his sh*t

together with other fags.

Let's rock the queer's world.

I'm gonna kick the sh*t out of you.

Can you two stop fighting?

You come here!

You, the cripple, come with me.

Yes, sir.

What the f*** is that for?

You kicked my ass?

Take it easy!

But he just kicked me.

Why do you bring a liquor?

We're working.

I want it to calm me down.

Bullshit! Ditch it!

No! No!

Come on! Colonel,

don't throw a good stuff away.

I'll keep it. I like the bottle,

it's kind of beautiful.

Same here.

Not a chance.

Go! Do your work.

When finished,

get back to the meeting place, okay?

What should we do now?

Come on.

Hold on please... Oh!

...Good evening.

Good evening.

I've been a big fan of your work.

Let me help you.

Very lovely shoes.

Let me help.

Your hair is so beautiful.

What are you doing here,

sweetheart?

I'm looking for a cigar to smoke.

Do you have one for me?

I see.

You wanna smoke a cigar?

Yeah... honey.

Well, I have one for you.

It's a humongous one!

I'd love it.

Let's count to three.

Okay... one... and two... and three...

Mama!

The singer of the next song

is having a diarrhea.

What should we do?

F***! It's my bad day indeed.

I've lost my bet.

And this Baywatch has

her ass full of sh*t.

How can I find a replacement now?

I can do it.

Keep your hideous face

for a freak show only!

Grab the dress!

F***!

My face looks like a superstar.

How could I be a queer?

F*** you! Superstar?

I think it should be a sickening star.

Whatever... Help me think

who should I be?

I can't play any instruments.

It's really not my cup of tea.

What should I be?

A waiter!

A waiter?

Cool! Now I can moisten

my tonsils with some booze.

Damn!

There're so many people here.

That means they must have

a big lot of weapons.

Hey... You wanna dispose

your bombs right now?

Oops!

What the hell!

Wow! Marilyn Monroe!

I can't believe

you can be such a stout queen.

Wow!

Isn't this some kind of shooting device

of the aborigines?

I saw it in the movie

but never blow a real thing.

That thing you're blowing

is actually a...

Cucumber calls cow-pea.

We've found Meng's office.

Hah? Okay. Okay. Good!

Get in there!

Is everything all right?

Did you get the stuff out?

Everything is all set.

Great.

Hmm... Where the heck

is my laptop?

Can't you remember

where you put it, sir?

It's in your bedroom upstairs.

If I can't find it,

you gotta be responsible.

Cucumber!

Meng is going into that room.

Is it there?

Let's go find it. Is it in here?

I remember it was here

the last time I used it.

Lulu... Go look in that room.

Me again?

How the hell could it disappear?

What the f*** is that noise?

Motherfuckers!

Are you trying to kill me

with a damn snake?

Sir... I found it.

You found my laptop?

Where is it?

I found... found...

a gec... a gec... a gecko!

You're scared of a gecko

but stepped on my one-eyed snake.

I'm f***ing sick with you,

you idiot.

Look!

What is it?

How the hell could it be right here?

How come I didn't see it earlier?

It's been here for

a quite a while already.

Go! You get over there alone first.

If I go by myself,

how about you?

I'll be standing right here.

How come we're not

going together?

If I go, can you still call

it going there alone?

Very profound indeed!

Go! You stupid.

Man! I thought I've lost it.

Sh*t! That bastard is coming.

Where the hell should I hide?

Why are you always

in my f***ing way?

What a grumpy old man you are!

Look around.

Do you see anything suspicious?

Nothing.

I saw only a gecko.

Over there.

Lulu!

Yes?

Light me a cigarette.

Don't you see it's still nothing here.

How about this?

Is it okay now?

Do you want some more?

B*tch! It's lit long time ago.

Can't you see it?

You burned the heck

out of my cigarette.

Where are you going now?

Damn it!

Only one cigarette left...

We can buy a new packet.

How many times have I told you?

Don't order that stupid

Marlboro brand.

Why not?

It stinks like a shitty a**hole.

Wanna quench it again?

Maybe it'll smell like a chocolate.

Thanks a lot... I don't have to remove

my hernia now.

What are you doing with my costumes?

I'm a replacement singer.

Great! Go get dressed.

Hurry up!

F***!

No way! I'm just kidding.

Good luck!

Get lose or else

I'll tramp over your hag face.

I'm tired of digging out sh*t.

That's it. I quit.

Nope

Hey! What are you standing for?

Come here!

No way! Bye Bye!

Piak! Go get him!

- I'm not taking a sh*t.

- Come on.

There's nothing in there.

I think he needs a vacuum cleaner.

Sir, there are intruders in here.

Who?

Don't know, sir.

How the hell you don't know

who they are?

They must be the police.

Are you all right, colonel?

Who are you?

It's me, Prig.

And you?

I'm Moo Warn, remember?

What have you been doing?

Why are you black like a n*gger?

They burned my ass with a candle

and kindled me with a cigarette.

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