Navy Boys Page #6

They are all sick freaks!

What happened to you?

What's going on with you?

I went to the wrong room.

They thought

I was hiding drugs in my ass.

And damn!

They just dig everything out of there.

Did they find anything?

They found some sh*t!

Some drugs?

No... My goddamn sh*t!

And what should we do next?

Well, where is the evidence?

Where is it?

Colonel, well we almost

got the evidence.

Damn you! You didn't get it.

I got my a**hole burned for nothing.

We're going to get the evidence.

Follow me... I'll take you there.

Colonel, are you okay?

How far do we still have to go?

What's wrong with you, Ton Horm?

Don't you see your daddy is coming?

Check it thoroughly!

Go ahead!

Hack some information from it.

Yes, sir.

Hey!

You go watch the entrance.

Why should I?

Cause you've never seen it. Moron!

Okay. Take me there.

Not fun anymore.

Damn!

We'd better hide.

Call the colonel.

Copy!

Colonel Kung?

I think they know that we're here.

Ton Horm!

Something is up with Ton Horm.

Let's go see him.

I don't give that fag a damn.

That's good evidence.

Here it is!

What next?

You'd better go upstairs

to be with the rest of us.

While I sidetrack them

to go this way.

Okay. Good idea.

Okay, see you there.

That really wakes

me up from the jag. Go!

Get them!

What are you running away from?

Meng's bodyguards.

They're shooting behind me.

By the way,

did you get the evidence?

Of course!

Colonel.

Where is Ton Horm?

He came here ahead of me.

Really?

Let's go!

Hey! Freeze!

Where are you guys going?

Why do I have to tell you idiots?

This way. Come on!

It seems like they're taking

the whole troop here.

Yuri... Look! They've caught us

some screwy freaks.

Hey! Who the hell are you?

I'm not telling you a f***.

At least we're not cops.

How many of you are here?

If I tell you there're six of us,

are you gonna believe me?

And why did you tell him?

Well, I'm kind of an upright person.

They're not gonna believe us.

They'll know about our plan.

You think I'm a f***ing dimwit?

Look at how f***ing goofy

you're dressing.

Like you are so pretty, f*ggot!

Just finish them off!

It's too easy, Yuri.

I have a much better idea.

No! My God! Look at this red outfit.

Why? What's wrong with it?

It's so dowdy! Very drab!

How could you come up

with this color?

Lulu... Try the white one.

That b*tch in white

looks like a real woman.

Yeah... I think so.

Well, you've got to prove

it for yourself.

This is a real meat! Try it!

Yes. I'm a man.

See? Both of us are men.

But that bimbo in white

has no chest hair at all.

I shaved it... shaved it and... shaved it!

She's phony.

Take her to our boss. Now!

Wait! Wait!

Let's go. Now!

- We can explain it.

- Go!

Take her to the boss.

What's the matter with you?

I got a stomachache.

Oh... my belly really hurt!

Stop!

Come on in! I'm ready.

Hold on, everyone.

What is it?

How about sipping it?

Isn't that my sneaky pete?

Have a sip.

It'll really cheer you up.

You know me the best, man!

Come on! I'm ready.

You cracked squirrel,

are you ready?

The first question is...

It's an octopus.

How about that!

The three-chef canned fish...

...from a 100% genuine sardines...

...fresh fish imported

from New Zealand.

For a delicious dish,

add with the vermicelli.

That's enough!

And what the f*** is this fish?

- Dag fish!

- No!

- Some fish!

- No!

- Jom fish!

- Wrong!

- Salmon

- No!

- Paprika!

- Hell no!

Damn! What a f***ing stinky fish!

That's against the rule.

Can I have a helper option?

What option do you want?

I wanna lick it.

You got your option right now!

Oh Sh*t!

Hell No!

You son of a b*tch!

Who told you to throw up

on my goddamn nails?

Just right on the target!

The answer is Toe fish!

This idiot can't answer the question.

He's a nitwit.

All of your friends can't live either.

Kill them all.

What does it has to do with us?

Just kill him!

Help me... Please!

You queer hag! Let my friends go,

or this b*tch is dead.

Don't you see now that

we're on top of your game.

Okay you dingy bat,

you got your hostage, right?

You don't have a hostage anymore.

What? She's dead...

You're on top of my game, aren't you?

Not quite.

My turn will be next to the colonel.

Why do you have to be next to me?

How about this?

Since I'm dying anyway,

can I ask for one last thing?

Tell me what you want.

You're such a refined man.

Can I have a sip of a whiskey?

Take whatever sip you want.

Besides being a wicked fag,

you are also very kind.

All right.

For me to die,

it has to be with dignity.

It has to have a loud noise.

Loud noise!

Thank you for saving me,

Ton Horm.

Ton Horm.

Ton Horm, are you all right?

Wake up! Don't die.

Sacrifice is truly a dignified conduct.

Especially when one sacrifices

for the country

which is what all brave

soldiers should do.

And the sacrifice that

you've made for this mission

is definitely the most

honorable to us all.

On behalf of the Royal Thai Navy...

we'd like to imprint your name

in this honorary medal

to commemorate the great

thing you had done for us.

We'll make the dream

of Ton Horm comes true.

If you really love me, really love me...

you gotta ask my mom

Love me, you gotta ask my mom.

See what she says

If you really love me, really love me...

don't be afraid of anyone

Love me, just follow me.

We'll run away together

If you really love me,

really love me... you gotta ask my dad.

Love me, you gotta ask my dad.

See what he says

If you really love me, really love me...

don't be afraid of anyone

Love me, your parents will see,

and we'll flee together

Oho God! Oh God!

I'm a handsome man...

a real handsome man

I'm not joking. It's so true

I know you fall for me

You're flirting me

with your sexy eyes

Your smile blows my mind away

I smile to you without delay

My heart is pounding

sound like Oh-Oh!

Oh-Oh! Oh God! It's sad.

I'm just one crazy man

Oh-oh! Somebody

is keeping looking at me...

I feel shy but don't know

where to hide

Aya... Ya-Ya... Ooh-Arr.

I'm a human like you guys.

Also have mouth, eyebrow,

chin and eyes

My face is like ordinary people

Aya... Ya... Ya Ooh... Arr...

Only my heart is different

For me... I like to eat cute men...

Dark-tall-handsome, oh my dear!

Is there anyone left around here?

Yeah... Ahah... Yo... Yo... Yeah

Aya... Ya... Ya... Ohu...

Ohu... Aya... Ya... Ya

Aya... Ya... Ya... Ohu...

Ohu... Aya... Ya... Ya

Aya... Ya... Ya... Ohu...

Ohu... Aya... Ya... Ya

Aya... Ya... Ya... Ohu...

Ohu... Aya... Ya... Ya

Aya... Ya... Ya... Ohu...

Ohu... Aya... Ya... Ya

Aya... Ya... Ya... Ohu...

Ohu... Aya... Ya... Ya

On a lonely night,

come sing a Ohu song

Oh honey, I'm bawling like

competing with a dog

Where are you? Yahoo!

How come you're not coming to me?

Oh wah! Oh lala!

My body is gradual declining

Oh tonight I miss you,

my Joo-Jood-Joo

I don't know where you are,

whom you're with

Why not coming to me?

I see you I'll spank you

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