Neighbors Page #2
- (BOTH IMITATING DANCE MUSIC)
Baby's first rave.
- Baby's first rave!
- Baby's first rave!
(ALL CONTINUE IMITATING
DANCE MUSIC)
Wait. Sh*t! Diaper bag!
It needs to be restocked.
- I gotta get more sh*t. Okay.
- Okay.
You know what? She needs an extra
Onesie in case she craps herself.
- You gotta pump?
- I think I need to pump.
She wants your necklace. Give
me your necklace. Now, go pump.
We should get the cooler.
Okay, here we go.
Wait. If we're bringing the swing,
let's just bring the Jumperoo.
We have room.
I think we have room.
- Butt Paste.
- I don't know where the Butt Paste is.
I don't know where it is.
- Binky, Binky, Binky.
- I don't know where the Binky is.
Binky's over here. I got Binky.
- (BABBLING)
- Huh?
- We fell asleep.
- Let's go. Let's go.
- Okay, let's go.
- We'll go now.
Wait. Sh*t!
Another video.
Best night ever.
Look at how much
food I just ordered.
I'm not even hungry.
It's so wasteful!
We missed it.
Sh*t. Don't hit me.
I'm so tired.
I know.
Let's just go to sleep.
(SIGHS) Tomorrow's a new day.
(MUFFLED) Love you.
- Good night.
- Good night.
(FARTING)
Excuse me. Sorry.
They taste like vanilla, kinda.
They're awesome.
Pudgie, what do you got there?
- (HORN HONKING)
- There's a moving truck.
- Wow.
- Who do you think... Come on.
- Oh, my God.
Look, look, look.
What do we got?
Gay couple? Gay couple?
What is this?
What are they doing?
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
And what are these kids
in the pink shirts?
KELLY:
Is that a fraternity?Yeah, they got big Greek letters.
Looks like a fraternity.
Oh, my God.
Look at that guy.
That guy's the sexiest
guy I've ever seen.
guy designed in a laboratory.
KELLY:
Look at his arms.Oh, my God. They're like
two giant, veiny d*cks.
It's like a gun show.
Look at the blonde.
I don't see which one you're...
Oh, you don't know
who I'm talking about?
That blonde dude with the red
sleeves? He's a handsome guy.
- What do we do?
- Okay, okay. I know what we do.
They're gonna be loud, obviously.
And they're gonna
f***ing party a lot.
Baby, this is a f***ing nightmare!
I agree. We need to go over there.
We need to f***ing tell them
not to do that. Right now.
As soon as they move in,
they know this
neighborhood doesn't
stand for that sh*t.
And we're f***ing grown-ups, we have
a baby, and they need to be cool.
- They need to be cool to us, okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
But... Okay, wait. Maybe we
don't come on strong, though.
Maybe we come on...
We act cool.
- We come on like peers.
- Yeah. Yes.
Totally, we be cool.
We take them a joint.
Yeah. We be cool.
- Right?
- Ooh! We roll them a joint.
- Roll them a spliff.
- Give that to them.
Then we seem cool.
They're thinking...
- We're hip.
- "Oh, they're like us.
"This could be us
in a few years."
Yes, respect.
- They'll want us to like them.
- Yeah.
Then we say,
"By the way, keep it down."
Exactly. Well, we won't
say it like that. We'll just...
- No, of course not.
- I'll say it. Like, we'll just...
You know, "Keep it down."
You're doing it a little weird.
- Do it again. Do it normal.
- Yeah. Like...
- I'll throw it away.
- Just throw it away.
Just like, you know, "If you
could just keep it down."
- Just say it normal!
- I can get it!
It's an important,
key phrase here.
All right, you do it.
You do it.
Okay, watch. I'm just
gonna do it like this.
"Keep it down."
Lift it! Come on!
Come on!
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Wicca-wazzup?
- Hey! How's it going?
- Hey!
- Are you our new neighbors?
- We're your new neighbors!
Yeah!
BOTH:
All right!- TEDDY:
What's up?- (WHOOPING)
I'm Teddy. This is Pete.
(ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
What's going on?
And who's this little lady?
Oh, that's so sweet. No one
ever knows she's a girl.
What? Of course she is, because
you're a little princess.
So, you're the little princess.
You're a little...
Oh, she just scrunched
her little nose!
So cute.
What's her name?
- Stella.
- Stella, yeah.
That's the best name ever.
Are you kidding?
She's a little flirt.
Oh, like her mom, I bet.
PETE:
Mmm.Cool.
Anyway, just wanted
to let you guys know
that in this neighborhood,
we don't keep off the grass.
- What?
- You know what I'm saying?
No way!
Legalize it, y'all.
A joint. Thank you, guys.
Also, if you could maybe,
just sometimes...
Keep it down!
All right.
Well, I mean, if you
guys ever need anything,
or we get too noisy, just
talk to me, or talk to Pete.
- We'll take care of it.
- Same with us.
- I mean, we get pretty loud over there.
- Yeah, yeah.
Game of Thrones, we get loud.
- When Khaleesi comes on, I'm like...
- (BOTH YELLING)
Yeah. It's crazy.
(BOTH LAUGHING AWKWARDLY)
- All righty.
- Well...
- Dope.
- PETE:
Cool.All right.
- We're okay.
- Cool.
- Later!
- See you, guys.
- All right. All right.
- Nice.
Welcome to the neighborhood.
Take it sleazy.
GIRLS:
Bye, Stella!BOYS:
Bye, Stella!And now,
And Vice President, we call...
in the new house to order.
Much like Scoonie's cock,
this year is
going to be legendary.
(ALL CHEERING)
I don't know if
you guys are aware,
but Delta Psi is
simply responsible
for the most epic
party moments in history.
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
Gentlemen,
take a look at the wall.
Travel back in time
with me to 1930.
(1930s MUSIC PLAYING)
Delta Psi puts on a
production of Julius Caesar.
A girl in the audience unexpectedly
hands one of our brothers a beer.
And after that one fateful sip,
the toga party is born!
Hold that gam steady, Pete.
(ALL CHEERING)
- The year is 1971.
in ping-pong.
Meanwhile, back at
Delta Psi, our brothers
play a little
ping-pong of their own.
An errant ball lands
in a brother's beer,
and he just drinks it.
(WHOOPING)
(ALL CHEERING)
I give you beer pong!
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
The year is 1985!
- Sebastian Cremmington and his brothers
are at the school pep rally.
They've been drinking
since the butt-crack of dawn.
Sebastian knows he has to throw up,
but he wants to keep partying.
What does he do? Does he
puke, or does he drink?
Why not do both?
I give you the boot
and motherfucking rally!
(ALL CHEERING)
So many party inventions.
So many party discoveries.
How are we supposed to stand
on the shoulders of giants?
Tell 'em, Teddy.
I'll tell you how.
Do you see that
empty space on the wall?
Let's fill it with dreams.
We are gonna end the year with the
most legendary rager of all time.
ALL:
No, no, no!Seems like an impossible feat.
But when we do it,
we will get our
faces on that wall,
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