Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising Page #3

---

Look, ladies, the owner of

this house is super cool.

He's like me.

He's cool, he's dope.

You can do anything here.

You can party, you can stay up

all night, play on your phones.

Snapchat that sh*t,

I don't care.

And smoke weed.

The question is can you afford it?

What's your name?

Shelby.

Shelby.

Look, I'm Team Shelby.

What's your name?

Nora.

Nora. I'm Team Nora.

What?

Beth.

Okay, I'm good.

Look, girls, normally,

it's $25,000 a month.

But I'm willing to offer

it to you for $5,000.

Wow. Can you afford

five grand a month?

No.

Oh, I'm getting

a call-Hold on, please.

Did his phone ring?

I'm so sorry. I have

to take this call.

It's another

ragtag group of girls

trying to start

their own sorority.

They're real

alternative, real edgy.

What to do?

Guys, we gotta act fast.

What are we gonna do?

I don't know. We don't

have enough for a month.

Sh*t, what do we do?

I don't know.

You're looking at me

and I don't

really know what to...

Whoa.

Okay, guys.

There is a beautiful centaur

sitting thoughtfully over there.

Who are you?

I'm Teddy Sanders.

I used to live here.

- Why are you limping?

- Are you okay?

I just ran here, barefoot.

Really far.

Huh.

You guys are thinking about

renting this place?

Maybe.

What do you guys want

with such a big house?

We're starting our own sorority

outside the system

- that can totally do whatever it wants.

- Yeah.

Mmm-hmm. Like throw dope-ass

parties and totally rage-

A sorority that can party?

Kappa Nu.

What's wrong with

fraternity parties?

What isn't?

We threw great parties here.

Pimps and Hoes,

CEOs and Corporate Hoes,

Boise Boys and Ida-Hoes.

They're, like, super sexist.

Every party is, like, themed hoe.

I mean...

Jeez.

Oh, no! Oh, God!

Mmm-hmm.

Yeah, I see your point.

Honestly, though, it's kind

of a f***ing moot point.

We got to figure

out something else.

We can't afford this place.

How much money do you guys

have between the three of you?

Maybe a few thousand dollars.

That's if you really

pool it all together,

and that's for

the entire school year.

So use that as a down payment,

throw a rush event,

get a bunch of members.

They'll pay their dues,

plus you'll have an army of

people to make money for you.

And then pretty soon, you're

a full-fledged sorority.

Right? Do you guys have

the rental agreement?

I don't understand one thing

that you just said to us.

Last week, I was

sleeping in a bunk bed.

Yeah.

I can't make an Eggo!

I can't make one.

I don't know how.

We're 18. We know

what we wanna do.

We have no earthly idea

how to accomplish it.

I ran Delta Psi for four years.

I could definitely help you.

Okay.

I mean, would that be, like,

of value to you?

Yeah, that'd be,

like, of tremendous value.

Really?

We should, like, celebrate!

Yeah!

Okay.

Dude, who wants to

take a rip on the zip?

Go for it!

Dude, check this out!

Okay.

I swear, we used to

ride this baby tandem.

Check this out. Delta Psi!

On...

Dude, are you okay?

I'm fine.

Yeah, I'm good.

Legally, this is

not my responsibility.

We'll take it.

Dope!

Are you okay, dude?

Yeah, I'm totally fine.

I'm really hyped.

I think it's gonna be

the perfect house for us.

Yeah, I'm so excited, you guys.

It's gonna be good.

- I'll see you guys soon.

- Thank you.

Thanks.

Is that Teddy Sanders?

Oh, sh*t. Oh, no.

Who are they?

GO, go!

Guys. go-

Go, get out of here.

I'll explain later, okay?

Mac! Kelly! Hey,

Yo!

What's going on?

What's going on, man?

What are you guys doing here?

You live here. Yeah, of course.

Who are they?

Don't worry about them.

Okay.

So, I see you guys are moving?

Moving on up, yeah.

Well, heck.

You could have done that

when I was living here.

That would have been nice.

Yeah, I know. Just

weren't ready yet.

I have a criminal record

now because of you guys.

Look out.

No, for real. Like,

it's hard to get jobs.

So, it's been really tough.

So, what are you

doing here? Buddy.

Yeah, what brings

you to the hood?

You guys will

find out soon enough.

What does that mean?

Huh?

Don't worry about it.

It's cool.

It's good to see you guys.

Kind of missed you.

See you soon.

All right. See ya.

Yo. You wanna rush

the coolest sorority ever?

This is the one.

Kappa Nu welcomes you.

What the hell?

Oh.

There's people there.

Somebody move in?

Excuse me, ladies.

Excuse me.

Hi.

Hi.

What the f***?

What's happening here?

"Kappa Nu. Wants you."

What the f***?

Hi! We're your neighbours.

Hi. Hello!

Oh, hi.

Mac and Kelly.

Hi, I'm Kelly.

Are your parents around

or something like that?

Oh, no, no, no.

Meet the girls of Kappa Nu.

What's that then?

It's our sorority.

Hi, neighbours!

Do you want

a beer or a mocktail?

Like a mommy mocktail?

Congratulations.

Oh, sure.

I'll take a mocktail.

Get this woman a mocktail.

Great. Thank you.

Shelby will get them for you.

Thank you.

Thanks a lot.

What the f***?

What are we gonna do?

I don't f***ing know.

The buyers are not gonna

want to live next to a house

with a f***ing sorority in it.

No, no. ls now a good

time to freak out?

Should I freak out?

No, no, no.

Should I start screaming?

Come on. No, no.

Okay, look.

We've just gotta

convince them to chill.

We just need them

to behave themselves.

We just ask them not to

party while we're escrow.

We'll be fine.

As soon as we're not escrow,

go f***ing apeshit.

Hey. guys.

Hey.

What's up?

Um, can we have a quick chat

with you guys for a second?

We kind of had

a question for you guys.

You see, we live next door,

we just sold our house,

and we're escrowing

for the next 30 days.

And, basically, if anything

happens that spooks those buyers,

they'll pull out of the deal, and

we'll own two homes and be f***ed.

So it'd just be great if

you could be mellow and low-key,

and just basically not party

for 30 days- And that's it.

Then we'll be gone.

You go crazy.

We'll be out of

your hair. Yeah.

Urn...

Well, here's the thing.

A really big part of us creating

this sorority is because

fraternities are

allowed to party

and sororities are

not allowed to party.

Really?

What?

Yeah, so partying is

a really big deal for us.

And you guys have

a daughter, I'm sure

you'd want her to have

equal rights as guys.

As a man, I could not

agree with you more,

and could not

support your cause more.

I think my wife has

some thoughts though

on maybe why you guys could

approach this differently.

Kelly.

What?

Take it.

Ladies, we can come

to some sort of

compromise here, can't we?

I'm sure maybe...

No means no!

'Sup, neighbours?

Teddy?

Welcome to soon enough.

What does that mean?

You don't remember

when I told you

that you'd find out soon enough?

I think a lot of this

is going on in your head-.

I'm mentoring this sorority.

Why?

That's a thing?

Yes, it's a thing.

Why are you doing that?

I don't know.

Why do butterflies fly?

To drink nectar.

I don't know why things do

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes