Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising Page #5
Look. Brainstorming
sesh starting now.
Guys, a play on a classic.
We "hoes before bros" them.
No, no, no.
No. That's not gonna work. Why?
Because you put hoes before bros.
Always. Yeah.
It worked with the guys. Why
won't it work with the girls?
Because girls are
much smarter than guys!
That is sexist!
- That's not sexist.
- What is it?
Not when it's against guys.
That's not sexist.
I don't even know what's sexist.
Hey, men's rights.
No, f*** you!
Are you okay?
Why are you itching?
What's wrong with you?
Did you get poison
oak or something?
Here's the deal.
We got bedbugs.
- No! Gross!
- Oh, my God!
I'm sorry. I come
to this restaurant.
I don't wanna be embarrassed.
That's even worse!
Don't embarrass us!
It's gross!
Hey, it's fine, okay? We're
dealing with the problem.
We tented our house. We have
to be out for three days.
This is such a good idea.
These clothes have so many bedbugs.
Just shut up, we just
gotta infest them fast!
Here's some more pledges.
They're bedbugs!
Boom!
These are my best pants!
I don't care about
your f***ing pants.
All I care about is bedbugs.
Get it in. Hurry.
It's so hot in here. Can't
see in this f***ing thing.
That sheet has so many bedbugs.
I feel them!
I can feel them! Get it off!
Oh, my God!
Hello, hello!
We're entering!
Put on your clothes!
Hi!
Hi!
Welcome!
Hello.
Great! Good to
see you guys!
Good to see you again.
Welcome back!
The place looks great.
Yes.
I brought my boyfriend by.
Just kidding. It's the mold
inspector, the old mold king.
You don't think there's
actually mold here, do you?
We kind of smelled a little something
weird when we were here before.
Just wanted to
double-check.
Why not, right?
Yeah.
Great!
Cool.
That's why we're here.
What's going on
over there, by the way?
New tenants?
Yes, a new family
moved in next door
and they're just doing
a little fumigating.
Very nice, quiet, lovely family.
Family, huh?
It must be pretty big. That place
is huge, like eight bedrooms.
It is.
It is.
This is a very religious family.
They're Jewish,
and they're lovely.
Yeah, why did you
just do... You know?
Anyway, they're lovely.
I think there they
are now, actually.
- Look! It's our Jewish neighbours.
- Oh, hello-
Proof they actually exist.
And she's pregnant.
Got another
little Jew in the oven.
Why don't we start
the mold inspection?
Come into your house.
Come on in.
Come into your home.
Why don't we start in your kitchen?
Yes.
This place is weird.
Yeah.
Uh, Teddy, where are
you gonna be staying?
Uh, right now?
girls build a sorority.
They're moving
into our old house,
so I'll probably
just move in with them.
It's a big step forward for me.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's super weird.
It's actually not weird.
It's actually super normal.
Whatever makes you happy, right?
Darren, can you
back the f*** off?
Whoa, whoa,
Teddy! Relax!
I finally found somewhere
that I'm good at,
where I'm valued!
You want to criticize that?
What I was saying is that
it's just a little weird
for a grown man to be helping
a bunch of girls
make a sorority.
Doesn't that sound crazy to you?
No... Did you know that sororities
don't have the right to party?
You know, there's no
legal right to party.
Yes, there is a legal
right to party...
Garf! Back me up, Garf.
Man, just leave me out of it.
Okay.
Look, I'm your best friend.
I'm just trying to be honest.
Oh, yeah?
Well, took you long enough.
What's that supposed to mean?
You didn't tell me
your biggest secret
through all of college, man!
Where is this even
coming from right now?
You told Garf first!
He was bi-curious
most of sophomore year.
He was the logical
person to tell!
Sometimes you gotta suck a dick
to realize you
don't like sucking dick.
You're just mad
because you're f***ing lost.
The rest of us,
we've moved forward.
Garf's a cop, Scoonie's
got his own business,
I'm getting married.
And you're moving
into a f***ing sorority.
You know what?
Those sisters are better brothers
to me than you ever were.
You're not my brother.
Don't say sh*t
you can't take back.
Bros before hoes.
Don't call them hoes.
That's not cool anymore.
All right, ladies,
we gotta talk finances.
Okay, it's really serious.
The fumigation took
so much of our money
that we're down to
two money buckets.
And I don't know what
we're gonna do about it.
Okay. What if we use our
Minions to make us money?
Oh, no. Their plates are
full cleaning the house.
Ahhh!
Maranda.
Doesn't your brother sell weed
on some farm outside of town?
Yeah, I did say that.
My brother, Daffodil.
Why don't we spend all of our
bucket money on Daffodil's weed
and sell it at
the tailgate this weekend?
Holy sh*t!
F***, yeah!
We can make it
rain on them hoes!
I love that idea!
We can make T-shirts
with glitter glue.
Kappa Nu.
- It's not a good idea.
- I like it.
It won't make enough money.
Excuse me?
Everyone at the tailgate's
gonna be selling weed.
I got it.
We're gonna corner
the market on weed
drug dealer in town.
That way Kappa Nu
is the only group selling
weed at the tailgate.
F*** yes!
F you guys!
That sh*t's brilliant!
Guys, guys...
Guys, this is really risky.
- We gonna sell...
- Weed!
- We gonna smoke...
- Weed!
What we gonna sell?
Weed!
God damn it! God damn it!
God damn it!
You're acting like children.
You need to listen to me.
I've been down this road.
I know what I'm doing.
And I have some wisdom- And I feel
like I'm protecting you guys.
Am I right?
Teddy. We just voted and we've
decided it's best for you if you go.
When?
Just now.
With our phones.
What? No.
No.
No, you can't do this to me!
I thought we were sisters.
We were supposed to be a team.
Why is this happening?
You can't do this to me!
I quit my job!
Well, we didn't
tell you to do that.
I liquidated my 401 K for this.
What's a 401 K?
I don't know, now!
Look, I'm so happy
that you helped us
get to this place that we're in.
wings and fly as women.
This is all I have!
I thought we were
in this together.
You're not like us, dude.
You're an old person.
No, you're right.
I've been playing
for the wrong team.
I'll be seeing you around.
Okay.
I wasn't, like, too
harsh on him, was I?
No, no. You were fine.
You were great. You were good.
It's fine.
Well, now that Daddy's gone,
time to get feisty.
Hello? 9-1-1?
I need to report
three different addresses
that are currently
selling marijuana.
Yes, ganja.
Get on the f***ing ground!
Put it in your mouth!
Yeah, you like it, don't you?
Watkins, what are
you doing, man?
This is your training day!
What's training day?
This is your training day!
Get down!
You're not in
the Academy anymore, private.
Oh, sorry.
Oh. You guys gotta come
to the precinct with us.
You ride in the car.
We got bottled water.
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