Neil Stryker and The Tyrant of Time Page #6

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You have exactly

nine seconds for yours.

Perhaps now your grace

will agree...

...that in fact...

...i am the one with the smart.

I'm afraid...

...you're going to die...

Impossible!

You're f***ed.

Get out of the truck!

I've got a few more tricks

up my rabbit hole.

Shut your fat, overweight sh*t.

Let her go.

Not this time, stryker.

You're too late.

You see, I set my time-portal

to send us so far into time...

...that you'll never find us.

And now, stryker, a game of

chess that will span the ages.

I'll make the first move.

I'll see you in hell,

Neil stryker!

Ha! Ha!

Ha!

Ah!

What the bloody devil

do you suppose that was?

It's a clue!

Come, Watson.

To the lighthouse!

Move! Move, you fool!

Ah!

Whoa.

Bravo, stryker.

You win.

But you are

forgetting one thing...

My ghost is gonna

haunt the sh*t out of you.

I'm not kidding, stryker.

Seriously, it's gonna be weird.

For no reason at all,

just a beak...

Will grow from my face.

And I'll huff...

And I'll puff...

And I'll blow...

Damn, that was disturbing.

Yeah, no sh*t.

What ever happened

with dying with dignity?

Yeah.

He was plum f*** crazy,

wasn't he?

Well, least it's over.

Right.

Now, wait a second.

Isn't this the part

where the hero kisses the girl?

This ain't lover's Lane,

sweetheart.

We're up to our eyeballs

in dead guy.

You're a nurse,

you've wiped asses.

Clean this sh*t up

before some kid

comes around and plays in it.

You ready?

Warning. Rift anomaly.

Warning. Unknown origin.

That's just a mile up the road.

Strange.

Ah!

Oh! Oh!

Oh, my god!

My hero!

Oh! Oh!

Oh, this is disgusting.

- Oh, thank you!

What in god's name

happened to you?

Peel this woman off me!

Yes, sir.

Eh!

Where's stryker?!

Throw her back.

No! No! No! No!

He's coming.

He's right behind me.

It worked.

He's all yours.

Well done.

I love you!

Yes.

You do.

You son of a b*tch.

Through your wildest dreams...

...you could never imagine...

...what lies in wait for you.

Did you really think you'd be

able to could keep it a secret?

While you were tracking him,

I was tracking you.

Chasing that buffoon, you

left more ripples through time

than a stone in a pond.

So, you can track

a time-portal, can you?

Then perhaps you'll follow

this through the looking glass,

little Alice.

Well, pops,

you always said

you'd see you me hell.

I'm looking forward to it.

Come, stryker.

Take a bite of the cheese

in a mousetrap more elaborate,

than the world has ever known.

Smells like...

...liverwurst.

Hey, nabroski!

Toss me a bite, man, seriously,

I'm starving over here.

That's funny.

You're quite the comedian.

We gotta comedian over here!

You dick!

Thanks for tossing my

bones on the other side, idiot!

Least I can leave,

you're weird for stayin'.

You got no hope!

You got no water!

You got no light!

Except for this little ray

of sunshine right here!

When you've got to go...

...you've got to go.

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