Neil Stryker and The Tyrant of Time Page #5

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Stryker, you're so wound up.

Relax!

Here, let me draw

you a bubble bath.

Come on.

Take a dip with me, Neil!

Take a dip with ol' poppa bear.

It'll be like old times.

The old

acid in the bathtub routine.

You're too good, Neil.

A little too good

for your own good, perhaps.

Oh, hey, stryker you know what?

You have got to try these.

It's a cosmo.

My brother swears by 'em.

Here.

Go ahead!

Take it!

They're delicious.

They're scrumptious.

What?!

Are you kidding me?!

Poison a perfectly good cosmo?

Not in my lifetime.

Give me this. I want to at once.

Mmh. Mmh..

So good, Neil.

So good.

Mmh. Yours is better than mine!

I've let this drag on

far too long.

Just tell me

where the f*** they are.

Alright, stryker.

Alright.

I'm tired and I'm old.

If you want the women...

Simply turn around

and you shall find them.

Deactivate.

Halt.

Stop.

Is this all they do, Darrell?

Yes, but...

They do work.

Well, I'm embarrassed.

Is anyone else embarrassed?

Anyone else embarrassed

about the bumping robits?

Darrell!

How are you feeling?

You ask the impossible.

I need real men!

Men?!

Yes, an army, your grace.

Very skilled in soldiery.

No, Darrell!

Enough of your schemes.

You see, I am the one

with the smart.

I beseech you, your grace.

I've created a nine year plan.

Which will enable us...

Nine years?!

We don't have nine minutes!

Yes, but if we were too...

No Darrell, no more.

You see, Darrell,

I've got real plans

with real results in store.

Do what you will, Darrell.

Goodbye.

Meet me in the break room

in 20 minutes for donuts!

You underestimate me,

your grace.

But you will soon

know different.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes!

Did I catch you at a bad time?

Neil stryker!

What are you doing here?

Darrell freeway.

So, you're the

mad scientist's new stooge.

And your his old flame.

Well...

You've breathed

your last breath, stryker.

You're in trouble now...

Double trouble.

Consider yourself warned,

Mr. stryker.

I'm a wizard of the blade.

It wasn't me.

It was the scientist.

He's mad.

I'll take you to the girls.

They're right this way.

Come!

What the f--

blasted machine.

How many times have I had to--

oh, no!

Not the face!

Stryker! You do care about me.

Get the f*** out of the way.

Get back to the ship. Hurry.

Now, stryker,

I've got you in a bind!

I'd just like to see

you peel your way out!

Your room, stryker,

is completely airtight.

At this very moment all

the oxygen is being sucked out!

In two minutes time, you'll be

completely without air.

In three minutes...

You'll be dead.

Aah!

And now, Neil stryker,

this is where I say...

...au revoir.

Thanks, boys!

Yeah.

Stryker!

Thank god you're alive.

Go!

Now how are we

gonna get out of here?

I've got room for two!

Strykie, you're riding b*tch,

baby!

Good timing, Fred.

Too good?

Thanks for coming for me.

No trouble.

Listen, I know I should

have been more careful.

I was stupid.

Ah, come on, kid.

You were brave.

Really?

Uh... okay. That's it.

We're done.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, okay.

Let go!

Sorry.

My paperwork.

Did it work?

Are you staring

at a pile of goo?

I planted a bomb in her body

while she was sleeping.

Do you want to know

where I inserted it?

Not interested.

I put it in her ear.

What do you want?

I just wanted

to make your life miserable

before I jumped

through time and space.

I still have the woman

that you failed to rescue.

I plan to breed with her

and create a race of

atomic super men and women.

If she'll have me, of course.

If she won't, hey, I'll adopt.

I've always wanted a baby boy.

Oh, wait a minute...

I've got one right here!

Daddy!

See you in hell ,a**hole!

This damn war!

It doesn't take just soldiers.

It takes friends.

Can I have you clean this up?

Hey, what happened?

Veronica exploded.

Listen, the mad scientist

is about to jump through time.

And he has my son.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

He'll be gone in moments.

Finished!

Not quite.

Stryker, Neil.

One, one, three, five, eight.

It's the time portal.

Damn.

Just what I need.

Beverly!

- Yes, Neil?

Quit the small talk.

I need you to monitor this

like your life depends on it.

Because it does.

Whoa, whoa, wait, wait!

What are you doin', strykes?

I need to save my kid.

We'll deal with

the mad scientist later

be back in a minute.

Good luck, strykes.

Now he's gone too far.

Daddy!

Come and get me, stryker!

Schnell! Schnell!

Oh! Ho! Ho!

Du.

- Nein?

- Nein!

- Nein?!

- F*** this.

You Nazi b*tch.

Such a waste.

Alright kid, just follow me--

oh!

Stryker!

Whatever happened to your

little rule about not

altering the entire

course of history!

I mean, you must have murdered

half the third reich down there!

Holocaust?

More like holo-lost in time,

thanks to you!

Give me back my kid!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Your son?

Why I've got bad news for ya,

stryker.

The boy loves me.

As if I were his own kin.

He and I have formed a paternal

bond that cannot be broken.

You're far too late, stryker.

You see, the boy...

Wishes for me to raise him...

...as my very own.

Save me

from the crazy man, daddy!

What?! You little traitor!

You said you loved me!

You little sh*t!

Are you okay?

Daddy, where's mommy?

She's still dead, kid.

Come on,

let's get this crap off you.

We gotta get outta here.

What did I tell you, kid?

Safe and sound.

Yay!

Take my kid.

Keep him safe.

Continue time-tracking

the mad scientist.

He could be anywhere.

Sir, there's something

on the monitor.

Bring it up.

Yeah.

October 12th, 1999, 12:01am.

Right here.

Ah! You got the boy back.

Excellent. I gotta get rollers

on my f***ing luggage.

This is for sh*t, stryker!

I didn't bring a passport.

And I know you're

going to yell at me.

But who needs a passport when

the end of the world is coming?

Fred, you're not coming with me.

No. No.

Talk me down off this cliff.

Talk me off it, stryker,

or I will f***ing jump.

Talk me off this cliff, stryker!

Stryker!

You're on suspension.

I want this man arrested.

Wait!

This guy is saving

the entire world,

and you want

him arrested?

Let him finish.

You can have my resignation

in the morning.

Fine!

But we do it my way.

Stryker, you kill the scientist,

I'll save the girl.

- No.

- Fine!

I'll kill the girl,

you save the scientist.

No one is going with me.

I'm going alone.

Fine!

But when all this is over...

I'm back on suspension.

You bet your ass you are.

You, throw me my bag.

Yes, sir!

Go get 'im, strykes!

Oh, god.

Where are we now

we don't have time

for you foolish questions.

We gotta haul ass out of here.

Now get the f*** in the truck.

Jesus.

Alright, Darrell.

Your plan better work.

Alright, the keys

are suppose to be...

Hm.

Wait a minute.

The hell?

Looking for these?

Your grace...

I am honored

that you would finally

warm to my little plan.

There's one thing

i forgot to mention.

There's just no place in it...

For you.

I've had nine years

to plan my escape...

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