Neil Stryker and The Tyrant of Time Page #4

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I like it.

You know what?

You're fine. Just a little dust.

Yeah, well see that?

Splinter.

Hold it.

Force field.

Not quite.

Sir, I'm getting

strange reading.

Let me guess, tachyon?

Yes, sir. Off the charts.

So's my shirt.

No way!

Yeah. Shh!

We're going to have

to try and go through.

F***in' kidding me?

We'll get vaporized if

we step through that thing!

Vaporized?

That would be a blessing.

There's no telling what

goes on beyond the barrier.

Our skin turns inside out.

Our organs fall to the

ground into a slime-pool.

It's a paradox. The unknown.

Forget that!

I don't want to

be no frickin' slime-pool.

I'm not saying we're

going to be a slime-pool.

I'm not saying we're

going to be anything.

It's the unknown. It...

Fine. I'll go myself.

Captain.

Permission to go

ahead of you, sir.

Permission granted.

Bravery.

Show it to us.

I will.

Clark!

Captain!

Is it always

gonna be this way?

I'm fine. I can live this way.

But those jowls.

I have a theory.

This effect is only temporary.

When we come out the other end,

we'll be back to normal.

I really don't think

there's anything to worry about.

Why don't you stroll on back,

find out for sure?

So it's not just aging us.

It's more than that.

That's right, Kevin.

An authentic look

into your own future.

Interested?

With this youth comes strength.

But with age comes wisdom.

And with my bloodline

comes both.

Step aside.

The future sucks

for that mother f***er.

Oh! Ho! Goddamn.

Look. It's like he's been

dead for twenty years.

I say we leave him.

No.

Stand back, longbow.

Let me try something.

What the f***!

I feel... weird.

I'm suppose to be over there.

And that's where I'm going.

No! No! No! No!

Now, Kevin,

we've seen what happens.

You can't come with us.

Why not?

The future sucks

for that mother--

so, what now, stryker?

I'm stuck?

Sir, I may be able

to create mobile ray shield

that will protecting him.

Alright, fine.

Just make it quick,

tell you what.

I'll give him five minutes.

Otherwise I'm walking

out the way I came in.

Captain.

So, with this thing

i can go through?

Theoretically, yes.

Are you sure?

Maybe.

Do you believe in god?

No.

All right.

In the back.

Kevin, he lives.

Whatever.

Whoa! Wolfman.

Is that mustache regulation?

Clark.

In the land of the blind,

the one-eyed man is king.

And nabroski...

Whoa.

Wow! Clearly the barrier

effect everyone the same way.

Look at nabroski!

He's like a little old man.

What are you, like, a hundred?

Oh, my god!

Okay, here we go.

I don't think that's nabroski.

What are you talking about?

Of course it's him.

Look same eyes. Same teeth.

Same growl.

Sorry, comrades.

On my way.

What?

When you got to go.

You got to go.

Holy sh*t, nabroski.

You look...

Amazing.

What is this little monster

cradling in your arms?

What is this thing?!

Whoa!

Get it off me!

Get it off me! Get it off me!

What goes on here?

Oh! Man folk!

Oh!

You humans are

forbidden in these lands.

This will never do.

Hershel! Come here!

Right away, sir.

Okay, um, stryker is over there.

Stryker you say?

Oh, the white wizard

is not going to like that!

No! No! No!

No!

Call the horde to arms.

Prepare to make them suffer.

Make them pay.

Do as your told, hershel!

As you say. Very good.

Could they be, wampires?

There not f***ing vampires.

Goblins.

Hope to it, lads!

One, two, three, four.

What are we fighting for?

Dinner, and supper, and lunch!

They're gonna

regret coming in here!

Just look at them!

The muppets.

We goblins do not

tolerate trespasses against us.

Do we, boys?

You've committed

a grave treason, I'm afraid,

a violation of our lands, and

offended the great sovereignty

of our people.

For that...

...you will die.

You may kill them now,

my darlings.

My gun won't cock.

Your weapons have

aged to no effect.

You'll have to fight honorably.

Damn.

It's finally happening!

You!

Why? Why? Why?

Ah, no!

Whoa!

Wha!

Aah!

Ah! Holy sh*t!

F***ing goblins!

Right on top of ya!

Goblins!

Hold him down, boys!

It's lunchtime.

Plug him up!

Mushroom nap. Forever.

It's time to sleep,

my dear boy.

Let's blow.

Brenner!

Alarm! Alarm!

Do I have to take

care of everything?

Alarm! Alarm!

Move out!

Harold!

- Huh?!

- Yoo hoo!

What are you doin' here?

Well, I didn't want

to miss all the fun.

Margaret, we're in

the middle of a war!

And you bring the baby.

You two have a headache?

Believe me, the pain

is only in your head.

That there

baby's done us no good.

Except get fat off our slop

and your drink!

Hey, let me

get out of here! Whoa!

Like the wind!

I'm pregnant again.

I'm having twins this time.

Twins.

Oh!

Hey!

This suit, it's like

a f***ing bug zapper!

Toss 'em my way, idiots!

I've got these two

who's got that one?

Kevin humphries.

With the candlestick.

In the ballroom.

Make it rain.

Whoa!

Whaa!

Whoa!

Oh!

I'm invincible.

No! Not my babies! No!

My darlings!

Too the hills!

Inconceivable!

Carlton!

- I got just the thing.

- He was my favorite child.

Right.

Just going to go...

Check on the roast.

Ya!

Don't worry!

They'll take me

back to the nest!

I'll find the hive

and then I'll...

Whoa!

Yeah!

A hatch!

I'm going to send you

back to your momma's wagina!

Nabroski, I found a way out.

It's a hatch.

We gotta get

the hell out of here.

Stryker, I will not go with you.

Hand me that wodka.

I had vodka?

What kind of madness

would create such monsters?

Stryker, I want you to climb

that tree and save that female.

Right.

Forget about me.

- Yeah.

- I may not make it.

But...

I'm going to take

some of these...

...monsters...

...with me!

Ah!

Ah ha! Stryker!

You're precisely

where I want you.

What gives?

Where's the penguin?

There's suppose to be

a ten-foot, killer penguin

in there.

Darrell's been

moving stuff around again.

No matter.

I still have the prisoner woman.

Or should I say...

Prisoner women?

Stryker, I don't have all day.

I'm wasting away in here!

Stryker, those women are

scheduled for termination...

Within the hour.

This is a big place.

You've got two choices.

You could capture me

or you could save the women.

Don't have time to do both.

You know where

neither of us are...

Go.

Uh, taxi!

Stryker!

Are you having fun

in my funhouse?

Honestly, stryker,

putting the door

on the floor like that?

Brilliant.

It took Darrell weeks...

Of starvation

to figure that one out.

Alright, a**hole.

Where are the girls?

You could kill me

right now, Neil.

You could shoot

me in the face.

But then,

you would never

find the women.

At this present moment,

you have no have no idea

where the devil they are.

Or when they are?

Or when they are.

What a mystery.

For all you know

i took my time machine,

strapped them in...

And blasted them

back to dinosaur times!

They're here somewhere.

And in this time.

And I'm going to find them.

Business, business, business!

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