Nerdland Page #10

Synopsis: NERDLAND is the story of two best friends, aspiring screenwriter ELLIOT and aspiring actor JOHN, whose dreams of super-stardom have fizzled. With their 30th birthdays looming and their desperation growing, John and Elliot decide that in this 24/7, celebrity-obsessed world of over-shared navel-gazing, there are more ways to become famous -- or infamous -- then ever before. So why not become famous TODAY? NERDLAND is that day. Making up for what they lack in brains and talent with abundant, witless enthusiasm, John and Elliot troll Los Angeles on a fame-grab journey, encountering and abusing friends both new and old. Navigating their hyper-stimulating landscape of consumerism gone wild, our two consumers want desperately to be consumed -- and they will have their FAME, no matter what the cost.
Genre: Animation, Comedy
Director(s): Chris Prynoski
Actors: Paul Rudd, Patton Oswalt, Hannibal Buress, Kate Micucci
Production: AKW Worldwide
 
IMDB:
5.3
Metacritic:
46
Rotten Tomatoes:
27%
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Year:
2016
85 min
Website
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...to maybe go back

to work for a little while?

- Um, we are working, Mr. Kelly.

- See?

Oh, and Mr. Kelly, unfortunately...

...you'll need to switch

our schedules to part-time.

Yeah. Thanks, because next season,

we're supposed to have babies...

...or marry conjoined twins, or something.

# We are Bloops

You are Bloops #

# Shut up, we are Bloops #

# Scooba-dooba-da

Bloop, bloop, bloop #

# Shut up, we are Bloops #

# We are Bloops

You are Bloops #

# Shut up, we are Bloops #

# Scooba-dooba-da

Bloop, bloop, bloop #

# Shut up, we are Bloops #

# We are Bloops

You are Bloops #

# Shut up, we are Bloops #

# Scooba-dooba-da

Bloop, bloop, bloop #

# Shut up, we are Bloops #

# We are Bloops

You are Bloops #

# Shut up, we are Bloops #

# Scooba-dooba-da

Bloop, bloop, bloop #

# Shut up, we are Bloops ##

[MUSIC PLAYING]

# Get your hopes up

Get your hopes up #

# It's gonna be great

It's gonna be awesome #

# Get your hopes up

Get your hopes up #

# It's gonna be great

It's gonna be awesome #

# And everybody you know #

# Lobster dinner

Oysters on ice #

# Your lipstick's smudged

But you still look nice #

# Get your hopes up

Get your hopes up #

# It's gonna be great

It's gonna be awesome #

# Get your hopes up

Get your hopes up #

# It's gonna be great

It's gonna be awesome #

# Your eyes are wandering

They should be on me #

# Oh, nice shot, see

The paparazzi #

# Don't you know

I can get you anything #

# A pearl necklace

Is better than a diamond ring #

# Better than a diamond ring #

# Get your hopes up

Get your hopes up #

# It's gonna be great

It's gonna be awesome #

# Get your hopes up

Get your hopes up #

# It's gonna be great

It's gonna be awesome #

# Get your hopes up

Keep your mouth shut #

# It'd be so good

If you just kept your mouth shut #

# Get your hopes up

Keep your mouth shut #

# It'd be so good

If you just kept your mouth shut #

# Get your hopes up

Keep your mouth shut #

# It'd be so good

If you just kept your mouth shut #

# Get your hopes up

Keep your mouth shut #

# It'd be so good

If you just kept your mouth shut #

# Get your hopes up

Keep your mouth shut #

# It'd be so good

If you just kept your mouth shut #

# Get your hopes up

Keep your mouth shut #

# It'd be so good

If you just kept your mouth shut #

# Kept your #

# Mouth shut ##

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Andrew Kevin Walker

Andrew Kevin Walker (born August 14, 1964) is an American BAFTA-nominated screenwriter. He is known for having written Seven (1995), for which he earned a nomination for the BAFTA Award for Best Original Screenplay, as well as several other films, including 8mm (1999), Sleepy Hollow (1999) and many uncredited script rewrites. more…

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