Never Been Kissed Page #8
Josie looks around in panic, sees a student in a South
Glen South windbreaker with huge ram on the back.
JOSIE:
We were--sheep--farmers. We raised
sheep. In Billy-Bali.
Josie realizes the trouble she's gotten herself into.
JOSIE:
Oh my God.
(caught)
Oh my God--do I miss Billy-Bali.
(beat)
It had--a really great...aquarium.
She sits. Defeated.
INT. HIGH SCHOOL HALLWAY - LATER
Josie rushes down the hall, still toting her enormous bag.
A huge banner - SOUTH GLEN, OUR NATION'S BEST PROM - hangs
prominently. She talks covertly into a hand-held tape
recorder.
JOSIE:
Note to self--Research Bali. Kill
Anita for picking out this outfit.
Find and destroy sombrero.
INT. CLASSROOM - SAME
Josie and her enormous bookbag enter. She takes a seat
toward the back of the room.
Kristen, Kirsten and GIBBY, another beauty, enter and head
to the back of the room.
Kirsten and Gibby stand over Josie, staring at her.
KIRSTEN:
We sit here.
JOSIE:
Oh. Sorry--I didn't know these
were assigned.
GIBBY:
They're not.
Josie quickly gathers her things and moves one row forward,
next to two empty seats. TWO STONERS shuffle over to Josie.
STONER 1
Sorry. We sit here.
JOSIE:
(indicating two
empty seats)
Couldn't you two--sit there?
STONER 2
Right. Except there are three of
us--
The Stoners eye each other, then the two seats. A look of
STONER 1
Dude--we left Jed at the 7-11!
(beat)
Again!
Josie picks up her stuff, moves to the last empty seat in
the room-in the front row, surrounded by "" who all wear
orange Denominator sweatshirts.
Sitting next to Josie is ALDYS, a Denominator--intense,
wise, with a whole bunch of math medals on her sweatshirt.
She smiles at Josie.
Josie smiles back and looks up as MR. COULSON enters the
room. He's a ruggedly handsome twenty-something Yale grad.
He grabs a notebook out of his bag, goes around to sit on
the front of his desk, sipping coffee from a Styrofoam
cup.
SAM:
Hi, everyone.
(Spots Josie)
I don t think we've met. I'm Sam
Coulson- although for some reason
the school has this thing about
not letting you guys call me Sam.
JOSIE:
(shyly)
I'm Josie. Geller. I think the
school would probably be pretty
comfortable with you calling, me
that. Josie.
Sam smiles.
SAM:
Josie since you're new--I love to
drink my coffee during class, and
since I allow myself to do this, I
allow everyone to bring beverages
to class as well.
(a beat)
welcome to Shakespeare's "As You
Like It."
(beat)
Okay. How many of you actually
read the assignment last night?
About five hands go up.
SAM:
Not bad. Now how many of you spent
more than thirty minutes eating
salty snack foods?
Twenty hands. Sam laughs.
SAM:
Man. If I could just get you guys
to read while you eat.
Sam opens his book. Aldys notices Josie has no book. She
moves next to her.
ALDYS:
Here. We can share.
They share a smile.
SAM:
'As You Like It" is an example of
a Shakespearean--
Sam turns to the blackboard and starts writing. We CU on
his butt, hardly discernable in his loose 501 jeans, all
the girls swoon.
SAM:
Pastoral Comedy. Anyone know what
that means?
An enthusiastic, if slightly dim girl, SERA, waves her
hand.
SERA:
Oh oh oh! That's what they do to
milk!
SAM:
That's pasteurize, Sera. But close.
Same letter--
(tapping three
fingers on his arm
a la charades)
--three syllables--
SERA:
Parakeet?!
ALDYS:
(sotto to Josie)
There's a minute of my life I'll
never get back.
Josie smiles at this.
SAM:
Okay, anyone else---
Josie can't contain herself.
JOSIE:
Pastoral means set in the country.
Originally seen in the Eclogues of
Virgil. It's from the Latin pascere.
To graze.
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