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Never Say Die Page #8
- Year:
- 1939
- 82 min
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you too, Mr. Kidley.
Mr. Kidley.
You have tricked us.
Oh, this. Smirnov, I didn't
know myself. This is all...
That's right. Until yesterday,
he thought he was a dog.
Really?
This is wasting time.
Yes. Mr. Kidley,
I do not like your face.
Yeah, well,
if you had a face,
I wouldn't like it either.
That is an insult,
yes?
Yes!
All right. Mr. Kidley,
I challenge you...
Now, wait a minute!
I apologize. And I also
apologize for that poke
I gave you after the wedding.
What are you
apologizing for?
Don't take that from him.
He's trying to pick a fight
with me. He wants to
shoot me full of holes.
Oh! Well, well, don't
get mad at him. Smile.
Huh!
[Whispering]
Something physical.
Ah.
Mr. Kidley, if I should
take this pigeonette...
and push it in your face,
what will you do?
Why, I'd get so mad,
I'd probably...
How mad?
Uh, well, sorta mad.
Not very!
No, I'd be more hurt
than anything else.
I'd probably go away
[Poultry Clanks Plate]
[Inaudible Whispering]
Ah.
[Chuckles]
Ouch!
Why, you...
[Nervous Laughing]
There.
How do you like that?
- Not bad. I like it.
- Yeah, that's very cute.
Do it to me, Mr. Smirnov.
[Both Laughing]
Are they wearing this type
this year? Ah... l...
Why, you,
I oughta push in your...
Push in my what?
What?
Oh, you can't make him mad,
no matter what you do.
See?
[Nervous Giggle]
Uh...
Very good natured.
[Both Laugh]
See?
Nothing bothers him.
Does it?
No.
All right, Mickey.
I think we sold him.
Okay.
All right.
Oh.
[Chuckles]
This time I think up
something for myself.
Your dessert, monsieur.
Crepe suzette.
Mrs. Kidley,
I do not like your shoes...
I do not like
your dress...
and I do not like
your hat.
Oh! My new hat!
How do you like that,
Mr. Kidley?
Why you, l...
Let it go!
Let it go? Just a minute!
[Waiter]
This gentleman here!
Now perhaps, uh?
Your Highness,
you're a cutie.
[Crowd Exclaiming]
Everybody is a witness!
I have been insulted!
Oh, no! You haven't been
insulted yet. You have to
be good natured too.
Coffee...
cream...
and asparagus
and peas.
Now you have been
insulted.
Oh, you did it for me!
That proves it:
You do love me.
Sure I do, Mickey.
But what's the difference now?
Now, listen, Smirnov...
[Mickey] We didn't mean it.
We didn't mean to throw
Mr. Kidley, my seconds
will call on you.
We meet at dawn
at the Three Dead Oaks.
I'm sure I'll never
find the place.
We will take you there.
[Clicks Heels]
Did he say "Dead Oaks"?
Dead Oaks.
Mr. Kidley.
Yes?
Please to stand up at
that end of the field.
That end?
His Highness does not like to
shoot with the sun in his eyes.
Oh, that's all ri...
How do you like that?
You said it.
He's supposed to be my second.
He's supposed to be on my side,
isn't he?
Pistols.
Oh, those are the...
Heh-heh!
This way, sir.
He will be ready soon.
Don't hurry him.
Very good.
Reload, please.
Only this time with
a little more umph!
Come.
What are you doin' now?
I'm reloading
the pistols.
With real bullets?
Yes, madam.
The kind that spread.
L...
Hey.
Jeepers, stop shaking.
I don't know why
I'm in great condition. You
know that. This kind of a thing
wouldn't bother me a second.
I just... Jeepers, l...
Ivan, massage
the arm there.
No, no. Massage
the trigger finger.
All right.
Mr. Kidley!
Oh, John!
John, wait!
Hey, Jeepers!
Juno.
Oh, John!
Oh, John, dear.
These are from us.
Me too, Mr. Kidley.
Ain't it wonderful?
We're gonna be married.
She swept me
right off my feet.
I can't believe it myself.
He's whittled his way
right into my heart.
Yeah, we found the bonds
you left me, Mr. Kidley.
Oh, no. This time
it's really love, John.
Good-bye, John.
[Chuckling]
Good-bye. Good-bye?
You got everything
all fixed now?
Yes.
All you got to do
is tell him this:
There's a cross on
the muzzle of the pistol
with the bullet...
and a nick on
the handle of the pistol
with the blank.
Oh, I see. Oh, yeah.
That's great.
Gimme that again.
There's a cross on
the muzzle of the pistol
with the bullet...
and a nick on
the handle of the pistol
with the blank.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
There's a cross
on the muzzle...
It is a question of honor.
I will call you.
...and a cross...
No, a nick on a bullet.
Huh-uh. On the handle.
And...
Cross on the muzzle of
the pistol with the bullet, and
a nick on the handle of the...
Courage, sir.
Mr. Kidley!
Yes?
You're not
gonna die!
I'm not gonna die?
You're not gonna be shot.
Oh, that's fine!
Let's get outta here!
No, wait a minute.
Jeepers, you stand
right over here.
Yes.
Don't let them see us.
Promise me.
No, miss.
I fixed it, see.
You have?
When you pick out the gun,
remember this.
Yeah?
Remember:
There's a crosson the muzzle of the pistol
with the bullet...
Yeah?
And a mick on
the nandle...
I mean, a nick on
the handle of the pistol
with the blank.
Oh, Mickey.
Give that again, quick.
Yeah.
There's a muzzle on the cross
of... I mean, a cross on
the muzzle of the... on the...
Mickey,
this is my life.
I'll save it.
There's a...
Don't get excited now.
Kretsky.
Kretsky,
we cannot lose.
Huh?
One of the pistols
has no bullet in it.
What?
It is marvelous!
But how do you know
which one?
It's very simple.
There is a cross on
the muzzle of the pistol
with the bullet...
and a nick on the handle
of the pistol with the blank.
[Chuckles]
Brilliant, Your Highness.
Superb. What an idea.
A nick on the muzzle
of the pistol with the...
No, no, no.
I said, there is
a nick on the handle.
Your Highness
distinctly said,
a cross on the handle.
No, no. I said, there is
a nick on the bullet on
the handle... You see?
[Man] Attention.
The principals will now proceed
to the center of the field.
Mr. Kidley, please!
They're ready
for you, sir.
All right.
All right.
I've got it. And a mistol
on the nozzle of the pistol
with the blank.
There is a cross
on the handle of the muzzle
with the bullet.
No. There is
a cross on the handle
of the nickel... nizzle?
No! And a nick on
the pullet of the whistle
with the blank.
Yeah, all right.
Stand away. I think
I've got it. Yeah.
Yeah?
There's a noss on
the crizzle of the mistol
with the pillet...
and a pullet on
the nozzle of the nickel
with the blank.
There's a cross on the puzzle
of the mistol with the bullet.
There's a...
[Whimpering]
[Both Click Heels]
Gentlemen,
select your weapons.
- There is a nickel
in the cuzzle...
- Huddle on the...
handle of the bullet
with the pretzel.
Here, here, gentlemen.
Come, come.
[Together]
There's a cuzzle on the muzzle
of the bullet with the blanket...
and a whistle on the panel
of the noodle with the cross.
Shut up!
You shut up!
Now, really, gentlemen.
This is no time
for incantations. What?
- Cross!
- [Whispers] No!
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