Never Say Die Page #7
- Year:
- 1939
- 82 min
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they're very good...
go over Mr. Kidley's will.
Just watching out
for your interests.
Well, doggone it, ma'am...
and me just meetin' ya...
that sure is kind.
Mighty kind.
?? [Whistling]
?? [Joins In]
Good morning, ma'am.
Good morning, sir.
[Together]
Good morning, Jeepers.
Your mail, sir,
from Bad Gaswasser.
Just throw it away.
Oh, but, sir,
there may be
something important.
Nothing is important,
Jeepers, but living.
That's the spirit, sir.
the moment I arrived.
Yes, you can thank
Mickey for that.
Thank you, Mickey...
Uh, Mrs. Kidley.
Okay, Jeepers.
Yes, sir, if I may say so,
you're bubbling over, sir...
just bubbling over.
That's the coffee,
Jeepers.
Oh.
Uh, Jeepers, will you order
some more heavy cream?
Very good, sir.
? One day in springtime
their love dream came true ??
Mr. Kidley, isn't there
somethin' that you get
a great big kick out of doin'?
I mean, there's not much time
before you D-l-E.
And I just want you to
remember these last few days
as long as you live.
Well, there's one...
Let's see...
Do you mind if I write on this?
It's from that druggist.
What druggist?
You know,
in Bad Gaswasser.
He probably wants
to sell me something.
"Kipper, a dog."
Yeah, yeah. He wants
to sell you a dog.
[Chuckles]
Say, that's
a pretty hairdo.
Thank you.
Well, we're going to
figure out right now what
to do with your last 18 days.
Uh... Have you ever
seen the Sphinx?
No. Is it good?
Well, we're
gonna see it.
We? Henry too?
No, we don't want him around
our Sphinx. He'll only
start whittlin' on it.
Sphinx. One day.
What's he
so sorry about?
What's who what?
This druggist.
He sure is sorry.
"Had your acidity test
mixed with a dog's...
Kipper."
Say, I know where we could spend
about six days. There must be
Mr. Kidley, listen.
Huh?
Listen. "Kipper, whose name
sounds not unlike your own"...
Mr. Kidley, Kipper's a dog.
You're not.
What?
Well, I mean, it...
It says so right here.
Y-Y-You got all mixed up
with Kipper.
Kippers?
[Stammering]
Listen, listen.
"I am happy to report
that both you and the dog
are entirely normal."
Mm-hmm.
Normal.
Oh. Well, you're both
all right!
Oh, well, sure. I wouldn't want
to buy a dog...
Yeah.
Wha... Wha... Wha...
"I am happy to report
that both you and the dog
are entirely normal.
It's wonderful!
You're not gonna die!
You're both all right."
You're gonna live!
Hooray! It's wonderful!
It's great! That's marvel...
Or is it?
Of course it is.
I know, but that gang...
I promised them
I was gonna kick off.
They're gonna be sore
about this.
Tell 'em you were only foolin'.
Fooling with
and a duelist?
If I don't die on time
something serious is liable
to happen to me.
L...
Here. Nobody will know anything
happened; what it's all about.
We won't tell anybody
a thing.
Oh, Mr. Kidley, we...
Now we're really married.
I mean, just like
Ma and Pa and...
and Mrs. Marko and...
well, everybody.
Oh, yeah!
Y... Oh.
Oh, what about Henry?
Oh, yeah, Henry.
Well... Well, don't worry
about him. I'll...
I'll take care of him.
Oh!
?? [Whistling]
Mr. Kidley.
Hello, Henry.
Could I speak to you
for a moment, please?
Sure. What's on your mind?
Well, it's about
Mickey and me too.
I ain't happy again.
What seems to be the trouble?
I know you don't like me
and I can't blame you for it.
But I like you.
Henry, I like you!
Let me finish, Mr. Kidley.
Here you are doin'
everything for me, and...
Well, I want you to know
you're one of the finest men
I ever met up with.
[Voice Cracking]
Well, Henry, I'm a...
Heh!
I mean, I'm not really
like you say at all.
If you only knew me.
I'd double-cross my own...
Mr. Kidley,
I won't let you say a word
again' yourself.
I guess I know a man
when I see one.
I know I'm nothing but
a poor bus driver and...
Well, you could cut me out
with Mickey just like that...
[Snaps Fingers]
- If you wanted to.
- Well, I don't know, Henry.
Things are different now.
I mean, I just found out...
Shucks, Mr. Kidley.
You've done everything
to make me and Mickey happy...
and, well,
I guess you know
how I feel about her.
I guess you know
how I feel about you too.
Well, that's all.
I just had to let it out.
Except, I'd like to
shake your hand and
tell you how sorry I am...
for bein' such a fool
suspicionin' you.
Well, don't worry about
a thing. You're okay.
Thanks, Mr. Kidley.
Here, boy. I want you to
take this to Mr. Henry Munch.
Do you know him?
Yes, ma'am.
All right. Here is
something for you.
Thank you.
[Knocking]
Hello, Mickey.
Oh, Mr. Kidley. I was
just going to find you.
Uh, look, Mickey,
I just sent...
I've been thinking
I mean,
now that I'm gonna live
and everything, l...
setup. It kinda puts
I don't know
what you mean.
Well, after all, we hardly
knew each other, and this
whole thing was a put-up job.
Marriage is a serious
sort of thing.
You mean you... you don't
want to be married to me,
Mr. Kidley?
Well, it was a lot of fun
and everything, but for it to be
for the rest of our lives, l...
- You mean you don't love me?
- Well, frankly, Mickey,
I guess I don't.
Oh.
Naturally, I'll give you
the divorce.
You won't have any trouble.
And after everything's set,
you must go back to Henry.
Well, it...
[Laughs]
It was nice being married
to you, Mr. Kidley...
even if we weren't, really.
Yeah, it was a lot of fun.
It's kind of a surprise.
L...
I mean, l-I,
I thought it was gonna...
Well, l... I guess
that's the way things
are with things, huh?
Oh, sure.
Things have a way of always
turning out right, Mickey.
Yeah.
Well...
I'll be seeing you.
[Faintly]
L...
[Sobbing]
[Smirnov]
Kretsky...
I have been double-crossed.
This dog man,
he is without honor.
He will be
walking the streets alive,
breathing the air...
listening to the birds,
going to the opera,
the movies.
While l...
What will I be doing
all that time?
Well, unless
you do something,
starting tomorrow...
Your Highness
will be rotting in jail.
Yeah, heh...
But what is there
to do?
What is there to do?
My friend,
there is only one thing.
Kretsky...
you are even a bigger stinker
than I think.
[Laughs]
Yeah.
Yes, but that
is all very fine.
But what good is it for me
to make him go pfft...
if to me they are going...
[Choking Sounds]
Your Highness,
you amaze me.
It's all very simple.
You make it look like
an affair of honor.
It will not be
your first duel.
Kretsky...
Kidley,
he is in the bag.
Crepe suzette?
Yeah, I guess so.
Merci.
Oh, Mickey.
Oh, you're... you're going.
I mean, those are your bags?
Yes. They're my bags.
Well... good-bye,
Mr. Kidley.
Well, you're really going.
Well, good-bye.
L-I'll be thinking
a lot about you.
I'll be thinking about
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