Newlyweeds Page #2
we all have our capes,
we can go through on the real
true magical adventure.
Are you guys ready?
Okay, but you have to put on
And it goes
Whoa!
Do you do
the wilderness tour as well?
Yeah, yeah, I do.
Oh, great. Well, I'd love to
take your card.
fifth-graders here on Friday.
And the kids
certainly loved you.
But you could just ask for me
by name. It's fine.
Okay, umm, well take care.
Thank you so much again.
Oh, guys, come on.
Hey!
I love you, Miss Nina.
Bye, Miss Nina.
You smell like my dad.
What?
Thank you again.
Come on, guys.
Excuse me. How you doing?
Excuse me. I have to go.
Mmm.
Why are you following me?
I know you, you know.
What you mean--?
Don't think
I don't know you.
I not stealing. I can buy and
sell you. I don't have to steal.
I don't even know what you
What de ras
you following me for?
You're making a scene right now,
you crazy lady. Cool off.
That is bearshit
you're doing. Stop it.
What de ras you following me
for? That's my Frigidaire!
Hey, Miss, your cart.
So, what does this tattoo mean?
Oh, it's a pit bull.
It's my dog, you know,
with "Brooklyn" on it.
That one's my little
trouble monkey right...
Speaking of trouble...
Yo, come on, son,
what you doing?
What, bro?
I'm talking to my friend here.
You supposed to be
looking out for old ladies,
not young chicks.
I'm just talking to her.
She's, like, 12, yo.
I'm 16.
Yo, you gon' go to jail.
Nah, she's, like, 18.
I don't mean to be
disrespectful, miss.
But you got to get
the f*** out my seat.
This ain't no f***ing school,
bro.
Yo, slow the f*** down.
F*** are you?
Excuse me, please.
We're f***ing working here,
some grown-ass man sh*t.
Excuse me.
"Excuse me"?
Yeah, you don't got to go
nowhere. Don't worry about it.
Is that...
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
That is my Frigidaire!
Work with that, pussyclot!
Ah! You crazy b*tch!
Yay, baby!
Hey.
Your eyes are red.
What happened?
Long day...Hey Michelle
Yo, you want a Hector Bravo?
He doesn't drink.
I already told your ass,
you'd get your money tomorrow!
Oh, sh*t! It's Rent To Own!
Ah! F***! Cocksucker!
The f*** are you
doing down here?
Bring your black ass down!
Bring your black--
C'mon, baby! C'mon, baby!
The sofa!
Move your fat ass out the way.
Shoot this nigga!
I got something for you!
I got some news to tell you!
Come on, turkey!
I f***-- Oh!
F*** me!
Got something for you,
you f***er!
Work with that, pussyclot!
Yo! Yo, I'm-a get that b*tch.
Yo, you want a...
What are you doing?
Karate in the mirror?
It's kung fu, yo, kung fu.
All right.
Oh, so what you got here?
Oh. Umm...
Two for Three
came through earlier.
So, what's this, like,
What? No. No, that's...
We can share that.
That's... You can have
some of that if you want.
That's, like,
just in case we run out.
Right.
Yo, wait, Nina, Nina.
Where you going?
No, it's okay. Do your thing.
What? I just...
What you talking about?
I just wanted to
take a little...
I just wanted to unwind,
take a second, you know?
It's cool. Nobody's stopping
you. Just unwind.
I'm done. I'm done unwinding.
I'm unwound.
I want to hang out.
Can we hang out? We'll do that.
How are we supposed to
go to the Galapagos
if you're buying a bag
every two minutes?
What?
I was looking it up.
So, if we fly to Quito,
it's, like, $500.
But we would have to backpack
through, like, South America--
Whoa.
You can't actually live there.
Whoa.
I... I thought we were
just, like, burning.
I mean, like, I thought it was,
like, weed talk, you know,
like, dreaming and smoking
and you know how we do.
You are so lame.
I was... Whoa, whoa.
I didn't mean that. I didn't
mean that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Yo, look.
Don't be mad at me right now.
Don't be mad at me. I'm wild
blazed, had a bad day at work.
I want to go somewhere.
I do. I do. Look. Look.
$30.
You got a box or something
somewhere? What's up?
Where the Galapagos box at? Hmm?
You're not funny.
I'm not... I'm not trying to be
funny. I'm being serious. Here.
Be my friend.
Be my friend, please.
I need a friend.
Everybody been all mean
to me today and stuff.
'Cause you're a jerk.
Come on. Yo, can I borrow
your one hitter?
No. Why?
Work.
Why do you need it for work?
Look, man.
Ah, sh*t, man, she saw me.
Gon' lock that B-Y-T, man,
I dare you.
Yeah. Man, can you believe
that sh*t there?
Spilled out the side of 'em
like a tip of a cigar.
Them some hard loving women,
man, hard loving women.
Mm-hmm. Sh*t, why you think
I got these cataracts?
B*tch put roots on me.
I ain't seen
out my left eye since.
Mm-hmm.
Afternoon, sweetness.
Let me get that for you, baby.
Wit' your fine self.
Looking juicy today. Alright...
Sh*t, man. That's what I tried
to tell her, man.
Nah, ain't nothing slick
to a can of oil, baby.
Ain't nothing slick
to a can of oil.
Ma'am, my name is Chico.
I'm the Ethnic Artefacts Curator
here at the museum.
Can I talk to you for a minute?
Hi, yes, umm, hi.
I just have a question for you.
There's been
some suspicious activity
going on around here
at the museum.
And, uhh, I need your help.
Could you keep
an eye out for me?
Yeah.
if you see anything
remotely looking like this.
Is that...
Mongolian hash. Bam. What?
But how did you know that--
I know my people, okay?
What, you thought I was some
sort of official, didn't you?
You were walking all fast behind
me. I didn't know.
I'm wearing green pants.
How official is that? Come on.
Come on. Come on. Talk to me.
Talk to me. Talk to me, sister.
Nah, man,
I'm talking about Julius,
run the elevator
down at the "Y".
Yeah, man.
He got them
Shalamar tickets, man.
Oh, man.
You know Howard Hewett
done got off
that narcotic, right?
Yeah, Jody Watley
You know she had
that thyroid condition.
Hold that, please. Thank you.
Whoa. Where did you get this?
I did some whaling out in Canada
with some buddies of mine.
You been to Canada?
No, I haven't.
Ah, it's amazing, big.
Everything's big:
caribou, glaciers, big.
Hey, hey. Do you have any grass?
the Mongolian on top.
I let my boyfriend borrow
my one-hitter.
I didn't bring anything with me.
Goddamn.
Well, if it's cool with you,
the three of us can smoke.
We can just come back to your
place. And we'll smoke it up.
Yeah, that'd be cool.
Cool, all right.
I can meet your man.
Excellent.
Yeah.
What the ras are you doing?
You're not taking it.
Motherf***er, you're not
taking my Frigidaire.
You're not taking my Frigidaire!
I paid $15 every week
for over a year!
And that's more than twice
what the damn thing is worth!
We just doing our job.
I not take-- You're not taking
it. You're not taking--
It was infested. It infested me
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