Newlyweeds Page #6

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I appreciate the bud, yo.

I ain't smoke since...

Sh*t, I don't remember

the last time I smoke.

Notice you f***ing with the

Ballantine's, taking it back.

Yo, sh*t is 1.25 a pop.

F*** you gon' do?

True.

Yo, how long we been rocking,

you and me? Tenth Grade?

Bought my first nick from you

outside the laundromat on Grand.

Word. That's when

the chocolate was popping.

Yeah.

Yo, your money done paid

my car note,

put my food in my baby's mouth,

all that. Real talk.

You like family, God.

Get the f*** out of here, man.

You keep it real

with you right now.

Seeing you like this

breaking my heart, man.

The drugs, the drinking,

whatever you out here doing,

that sh*t is stealing

your light, pa,

for real.

You need to put all that

to the left right now

'cause you smell like a Pamper

full of vomit, my nigga.

Yeah.

Straight up, no disrespect.

No, you right.

I'm only coming at you like this

'cause you family.

I feel you.

You know what I mean?

But no wonder your girl

done filed a restraining order

against you.

Your hygiene game

all f***ed up right now.

You noticed I ain't even

hitting the "L", right?

I don't know where your lips

been at, going... I don't...

This sh*t is f***ed up.

Yo, man, listen.

This nigga's crazy.

Get off the streets.

Get a cut--

Nah, son.

Shower, buy a shirt that's--

From the 99 store and go fill

out some applications, man.

You can't give up out here.

It's all... It's all good.

It's all good.

Just so you know though, like,

make sure you scrub back your

neck, you dig? Your knees...

Yeah, all of that.

Yeah.

All of that.

Uh-huh.

Yo, let me get a half ounce.

This nigga, you serious?

Hey, I just f***ing with you,

dog.

That sh*t just taste so good,

son.

Got to give me some of that.

But I feel you though.

Yo, you focusing on

the wrong sh*t.

No, I feel you, son.

Get your sh*t together, Lyle.

Yeah, you right.

Appreciate it, man, really do,

appreciate it.

The time difference alone

changes our whole

body's chemistry.

So, who's to say,

when you're in India,

you're not activating, like,

the Indian part.

You're breathing in Indian air.

You're drinking like an Indian.

You're Indian.

But you're you.

You know what I mean?

Manny?

I'm not hiring.

Came to ask a favour.

I did not know

you were a socialist.

Uh-huh. I'm not.

My grandfather,

he was socialist.

He starved to death in Ukraine

like a**hole.

I need to rent some stuff.

Why should I rent to alcoholic

who does not come to work?

Sorry about that.

I need money.

Got cash.

Yeah, yeah,

I want to put an ad in.

Yeah, "For sale, one day only."

Yeah all right, umm,

"Got the 47" plasma screen

Panasonic TV, $500."

Yeah, "I got the brand new

HP desktop computer, $400."

Yep. Yep.

"Got the Kenmore

washer and dryer set, $400."

Yeah, it's all brand new.

Everything is brand new.

Yep, yep. Yep, that's it.

Yeah. Yo thank you very much.

Are you expecting someone?

No, not.

Hope it ain't

that Jehovah Witness.

How you doing, sir?

How you doing, Mr. Brewer?

Everything all right?

Everything is...

Everything is cool.

Then why are you

knocking on my door?

I love you, young brother.

But you got to use

a little common sense.

I just want to talk to Nina.

You can't talk to her, okay?

You cannot talk to her.

So, just accept that

as a way of life.

And get on with your life.

Thank you, Mr. Breuer.

Go on home, okay?

Appreciate it. Thank you.

Okay.

What the hell's wrong with you?

Ow! Ow!

All right, all right, all right,

all right, I'm leaving.

I like to hear that.

I'm leaving.

Say it again.

I'm leaving. I'm leaving.

I'm leaving! I'm leaving!

I'm leaving! I'm leaving!

I'm going home! I'm-a go home.

You ain't gon'

come round here no more?

No, not no more, no more.

Peace.

All right.

Peace.

Peace. Peace.

Otherwise, I'm-a get

a piece of your ass.

All right, all right.

Don't be bullshitting me.

Who the hell is that?

Nina! Nina!

Hey, Nina!

Nina!

Nina!

Yes, I have an emergency

at 4327 Hancock Street.

My daughter's stalker

is at my door right now.

Yes, we have

a restraining order.

He is in violation of it.

What's wrong with him?

Is she even home?

Is she home? Is she...

Nina!

Lyle, what are you doing here?

Oh, sh*t!

I got the tickets.

What?

I got... They to Panama.

I couldn't get

the Galapagos joints.

But... But, yo,

we could, like,

get a bus or something

when we get down there.

I can't.

Please.

I'm on probation.

I have community service.

Yo, this was your idea.

Come on. You don't remember?

You, but not really you?

You, the Indian you?

Look, I'll change,

when we get out of here.

Please. I need these.

You need this. Please.

Come on. I'm ready right now.

Step aside.

Nina, come talk to me, Nina.

It's okay, Mom. It's okay.

I'm going to make him leave.

It's okay.

I'm just...

just going to say bye.

Ten seconds!

Okay.

Come with me, please.

Ah!

Where to?

Airport, JFK.

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