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or so, to see how it feels.
Well, I already know how it
feels. That's why I smoke.
The coconut oil
gives it the richness--
Utter tragedy.
Let's make brownies.
That's...
Come on.
That's not-- No.
Come on. It'll be fun.
I don't even think
you're supposed to
use that kind of bud
to make brownies.
Yes, yes, yes, you can.
And look.
Tomorrow, at the planetarium,
they're having the
Spring Equinox Festival.
And they'll have
a light show and a DJ.
We could see different galaxies.
And it's going to be crazy,
especially if we're tripping.
I don't know if I wanna do that...
Please, please, please, please.
I always wanted to
make brownies. Please.
All right, all right.
Cool.
Yeah, I know a
f***ing hand job spot.
I want to get, like,
three f***ing Asian b*tches.
I don't even give a f***.
I want mad f***ing blow.
I'll go in a f***ing hotel.
I don't give a f***.
Yo, dick.
What are you doing tonight?
Nina made brownies. We gon'
chill, get high and sh*t.
What?
Nina made brownies.
Nah, bro, f*** that.
We gon' kick--
Listen. Listen. Listen.
You're coming out tonight.
My boy Al got a vaporizer.
The f*** is a vaporizer?
This sh*t just f***ing
turns it into, like, a fume.
Crazy sh*t.
Made these brownies, man.
Nah, yo,
I don't believe this sh*t.
You're going to
f***ing eat brownies?
You're not coming out?
I get off probation today.
Yeah, but I got Nina.
Yo, this f***ing kid's telling
me he's not coming out tonight
'cause he's f***ing making
brownies. What a f***ing b*tch.
Who are you, Betty Crocker?
I'm not a f***ing b*tch.
I'm no b*tch, man.
You're not no b*tch.
All right, so you're coming out?
No. I got plans.
I thought you said
you weren't a b*tch.
I'm not a b*tch, dog.
So, you're coming out?
I'm not no b*tch.
All right, cool,
so you're coming out.
I don't know, bro. This guy's on
some real f***ing b*tch sh*t.
Yeah, still working here.
Hey, guys, can you chill out?
How 'bout you shut up?
I have to... Hang on a sec.
I'm telling on all of you guys.
I'm telling your teacher.
You're going to be
in so much trouble.
I can't wait.
Screw you.
Yeah, I got to
work late tonight.
Can't we just, like,
move it to 7:
00?Yeah. Did you want to
get dinner?
All right, cool. I'll look into
what's around there.
You d*cks! Ah! That hurt!
No f***ing way.
Whoa!
I want those.
Are they strong?
It's my first time.
So, I don't know.
The weed didn't
really fricassee.
But if you take two,
I'm sure you'll trip.
Ah!
Nina!
Spit it out! Spit it out!
Spit it out!
Ah! Ah!
Okay, well...
Jimmy, boys,
what's going on over here?
Nina--
Jimmy took the brownies
from that bag.
I am so sorry, Miss Nina.
Shame on you, boys.
Yeah, it is. We saw you with it.
You guys are in trouble.
Apologize.
It's not my bag.
Get up. Get up.
It's not my bag.
No, you don't have to--
Good brownies!
Get inside.
I am so--
It's not mine.
They do this all the time.
I'm really sorry.
If there's one thing, one piece
of advice I can give you,
it's "Don't have kids."
I'm kidding.
I'm sort of...
I'm kind of kidding.
I'm sorry. I really am.
So, raccoons, they are...
They're really interesting,
umm, animal... mammals.
Uhh, they, umm,
they build their own homes.
They... They have, umm, tails.
They, uhh--
Jimmy, what are you doing?
They have homes.
Get back to the group.
And they, uhh...
They have babies.
You okay?
And they have tails.
What's going on? Jimmy?
Curtis?
Grandma!
Mommy said you were in Heaven.
No, baby. I'm in Hell.
What? Is this Hell?
Yes, dear.
So, I'm dead?
Yes.
I don't want to die!
I don't want to be die,
don't want to be dead.
Help me, Grandma.
No, help me!
Oh my God!
Hey! Stop! Stop that woman!
Someone stop her!
Yo, son.
Yo, take his shoes.
I'll put 'em on
the telephone wire.
Yo, we should
put it in the oven.
Yo, you need to go to boot camp.
Yo, he's in my mom's bed.
Oh, it's your mom's bed?
Ah! I'll give you the leg lock.
That's some homo sh*t.
Get the f*** off me.
The things, man, the things...
Hey, yo, you want some...
He's having a hard day.
Yeah. Oh, you like
a cuddly bear and sh*t.
They call me the Care Bear.
Yeah?
Is that a f***ing
hospital wristband?
I just...
just blood yesterday...
I had to f***ing go there.
Nothing?
Can I make another call?
Yeah.
Hello?
Mom?
What's wrong? Nina?
I... I made a mistake.
What time is it?
You know, he f***ing
will kill himself, you know?
F***ing peeing blood
from my f***ing dick.
Your mom had nothing
to say to me.
Yo, where's my phone?
Where the f*** is my phone?
Yo.
Yo, chill, chill.
Yo, your going to
wake his moms up.
Where am I?
Long Island.
Oh, f***.
Yo.
Oh, sh*t, thank you.
Yo, what's that?
It's a Hector Bravo.
I'm just trying to get fit, man.
It's summer, you know?
I'm trying to get f***ing sexy
for the f***ing summer.
Yo, I see f***ing...
f***ing sh*t f***ed up.
What the f***
you talking about?
F*** you.
I only need, like,
three more of these joints.
This is the
Stilwell Avenue bound "F" train.
The next stop is
Kings Highway.
Stand clear of
the closing doors, please.
Lyle?
Lyle?
Where is he?
Oh my God.
Hey, hey,
I'll take care of that.
This is not a joke.
What you lookin' at?
Get up. Let's go.
Let's hurry up out of here.
Patrice?
Where was he when
she needed him? Huh?
Running the streets? Drunk?
He doesn't even drink.
Oh, you can smell it
a mile away.
Turned you into a junkie.
Hey, can we just
get moving along here?
We didn't raise her like this.
Mom, do you have to be
so extra about everything? God.
Can't believe she's saying that.
I don't understand.
Get you out of here
in five minutes.
This knob...
Hey, guys.
Man.
This vagrant? Ugh.
This the kind of company
you keep?
Better be glad
I didn't have my pistol.
Nina!
I'm sorry. I...
Is...
I'm...
Let's go!
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Wait a minute.
What the f*** you doing, man?
The f*** you talking about, son?
Get the f*** out of here, son!
Hey! Hey! Go! Go!
Yo, what the f***?
Yo, Lyle! Lyle!
Yo!
The f*** this dude is doing?
Motherf***er.
Get the f*** in.
Go, go, go, go. Go!
F***ing pussies! F***ing b*tch!
Yo, I saw that sh*t.
Oh, sh*t. This...
You my n*gger, dog.
You my n*gger, dog!
You my n*gger!
I'm sorry, son.
So, yeah, man, it's, like,
waiting on these motherfuckers
to call me back, yo,
so I can go down here, take this
test and whatever, whatever,
you know.
Hmm.
Yeah, but, you know,
in the meantime, you know,
you know somebody is hiring,
you know, look out for your boy.
No doubt.
'Sup with Nina?
Yeah, we...
We ain't really f***ing with
each other like that
right now but...
I mean, she got a restraining
order against me and sh*t.
Yeah, man. But, you know, I know
it's her moms or whatever, so...
Sorry to hear that, man.
It's all good.
Hmm.
Oh, sh*t.
Ah, I'm good. That's all you.
That's all you.
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