Nick Kroll: Thank You Very Cool Page #5

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NOT PERSONALLY HERE

TO MAKE THEM ITCHY

AS [bleep]."

THE TAIL HAS EVOLVED,

BY THE WAY, GUYS.

IT'S UP HERE NOW,

BUT IT USED TO BE

SORT OF DOWN HERE.

I DO SORT OF A...

LIKE THIS.

[groans]

NOW IT'S LIKE--

USED TO BE LIKE THIS,

AND I'D BE LIKE,

"THAT LOOKS KIND OF LIKE

A DUCKBILL PLATYPUS."

AND MY BUDDY'S LIKE,

"NO.

"THAT LOOKS MORE LIKE

YOU'RE, LIKE,

HALFHEARTEDLY THWARTING AWAY

A BUTT [bleep]."

"COME ON, MAN."

"QUIT IT.

I'M TRYING TO WATCH IDOL, MAN.

COME ON."

ALL RIGHT, GUYS,

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

MY NAME IS NICK KROLL.

YOU GUYS:

ARE A WONDERFUL AUDIENCE.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

- YAY!

- THANK YOU.

VERY COOL.

THANK YOU.

OH, HELLO.

- WAH WAH WAH!

WHAT A SHOW.

IT'S NOW TIME

FOR CHUPACABRA TO SIGN OFF

AND SAY GOOD NIGHT.

KOO KOO RIKOO! KOO KOO RIKOO!

- OH, MY GOD!

NICE TO MEET YOU!

YOU KNOW:

WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

YOU'VE GROWN A BEARD

AND THEN SHAVED I TO CREATE THE

CONCEPT OF A CHIN.

YOU LOOK LIKE:

A CUTE ROCKY.

THANK YOU:

SO MUCH FOR COMING!

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KOO KOO RIKOO!

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