Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian Page #7

he'll be here.

I would save my breath if I were you.

You don't have many left.

We've got about 10 minutes

to get over there to Jed.

I think we make a good team,

perhaps more than a team.

Wait. Okay, wait.

What's the matter?

You didn't like kissing me?

No, I did. It was great. I mean,

the slapping hurt a little bit, but...

- So you don't like me, then.

- Of course I like you. You're incredible.

I think you're an amazing person.

You're...

It's just there are certain issues

that would prevent us from...

- I just... You're not...

- I'm not what, Mr. Daley?

Okay. You're made of...

Made of...

Wonderful things.

You're made of good, wonderful things.

Come on.

Gentlemen, could you

buy us some time please?

It'll have to do.

No! That's the first plane ever made!

It's made out of balsa wood and paper.

It's made out of spruce and canvas and

good old-fashioned American ingenuity.

Are you coming, or what?

- Out of our way!

- I don't think so.

They're getting away!

Hang on, Mr. Daley.

Things are about to get interesting.

A lady pilot! Preposterous!

- Think again, boys!

- Oh, she's good.

What? What?

One of the wires is jammed.

I'm going to have to loosen it.

- Here, take the stick!

- No! I'm not gonna... No!

I know you've got moxie in you yet.

Moxie doesn't fly planes! People

who have pilots' licenses fly planes!

- Okay.

- She's all yours.

I don't want it! I don't want the stick!

Don't look now, Mr. Daley,

but you're flying an airplane!

Able! The doors!

- Got it!

- Pull!

Pull up!

Yes!

Godspeed, Amelia Earhart!

Godspeed.

Look a little nervous there,

Ramen Noodle.

'Cause for me,

this is like a spa treatment.

Sand baths are really rejuvenating

for the skin. Exfoliates.

Giving up yet?

Not quite yet, no.

In fact, let's see

if we can't make time fly.

What is that funny sound?

Stop!

Right there, please, Mr. Daley.

Well. Well, well, well!

You certainly know how to make

an entrance, Mr. Daley.

Time to recruit some backup.

I hope for your

little friend's sake, here,

that you also figured out

the combination.

- Give me Jed.

- Oh, no, no, no.

First, give me the combination

and hand over that tablet.

I'll give you the tablet

and the combination

when you release my friends

and give him back to me.

I shall release what I want to release

the moment I want to release it.

Great. And I'll release

what I want to release

at the exact moment

that I want to release it, okay?

Tell me the combination

and give me that tablet right now

or I shall kill all of your friends,

starting with the little

shaggy-headed little cowman here.

I ain't shaggy-headed!

Gigantor, let me take this guy!

Don't worry, I got this handled.

You don't want to give me my friends,

then you're not gonna get

your combination or your tablet.

- All right, I'll tell you what.

- Good.

They didn't call me

Kahmunrah the Trustworthy for nothing.

Here you go. They didn't call me

Kahmunrah the Trustworthy!

They called me

Kahmunrah the Bloodthirsty,

who kills whoever doesn't

give Kahmunrah exactly what he wants

in the moment that he wants it,

which is right now,

when I had also better get

the combination and the tablet!

- That's what they called you?

- It was shorter in Egyptian.

Great, I'll give you

the combination after you give him back.

How dare you? If you touch that again,

I shall kill you right now.

- Okay.

- Do not touch this.

- This is a no-touching zone!

- Good. Well, then...

Oh, my God! I can't believe

you reached across like that again!

I can't even believe it!

Oh, God, I want to kill you right...

If you didn't know this combination,

you'd be so dead right now,

- it would be unbelievable.

- Great, but I do know the combination.

Don't cross this line with your hand!

How dare you! If you

speak again, I'm going to kill you.

Do you understand this?

Don't say it!

Oh, God, I see you getting ready.

- I wasn't gonna say anything.

- Oh, my God, don't say anything.

I shall murder you if you talk again.

Now give me that tablet

and tell me the combination.

Okay. After you give me Jed

and release my friends.

- You did all three!

- What?

You spoke

and you reached your hand across!

Look. I can talk to you about this

all night, okay?

- How about this?

- Look, just give...

How about I don't kill you right now,

like I really, really want to,

and I give you precisely five seconds

to give me that tablet

and tell me the combination?

We already got the combination. It's pi.

- 3.14159265.

- No!

- Hey.

- Sorry.

So Crazy Hair here, he sang.

Oh, did he sing! Like a canary.

I'm sorry, Larry.

Enough out of you!

Remember what happened last time?

- That's enough.

- Stupid man.

- You okay?

- Yeah, thanks.

Must be a real bummer for you, Larry,

knowing that all of your valiant efforts

were, in the end, for naught.

What a terrible disappointment

you must be to yourself.

Do you hear that humming sound?

Do you know what that sound is?

It's rhetorical.

That is the sound of the End.

I'm sorry, Jed.

You did your best, Gigantor.

Dadgum it, we almost had him, too.

No, I mean, I'm sorry I wasn't around

the last couple of years at the museum.

- Maybe none of this would have happened.

- You don't get it, do you, Gigantor?

I didn't call you

'cause we needed your help.

Sure, we were in a little pickle,

but it wouldn't have been the first time

I had to wrestle my way

out of a root sack.

No, partner.

I called you 'cause you needed us.

That fancy suit you've been parading

around in these past couple years,

that there's a hanging suit.

All gussied up, but dead inside.

That ain't you.

- And I'll tell you another thing.

- Yeah.

This night ain't over yet.

This little Midnight Cowboy's

got some fight left in him.

Something tells me you do, too. Ho, now!

Welcome to the new,

extended reign of Kahmunrah,

Fifth King of Egypt

and now the world!

Horus, Ra, my warriors, come forth!

Send Larry Daley

and his friends to their doom!

Halt!

The mighty Octavius has returned!

I ride on the back of nature's

most fearsome creature! I ride

the squirrel!

Forward now, my mighty steed!

Whoa, girl! Easy.

Do you wish to surrender honorably?

Or must this end

with the spilling of your blood?

This? This is your big rescue?

Oh, no. This is!

What is that thing?

The name is Abraham Lincoln.

- And you, sir, are in a heap of trouble!

- Attack it!

Disgusting half-pigeons!

No, no, no! Hello?

Adis, bird brains!

Wait, wait, wait. No, no!

Goodbye, strange birdmen.

Do not return to the Underworld!

Yes, yes, do go back

into the Underworld!

Thank you for coming! Good night!

No, no!

Oh, this is awkward.

It appears my work here is done.

Just remember, son, a house divided

against itself cannot stand.

Farewell.

- What now?

- You know, I'm not quite sure.

I suppose we should probably start

by watching him die.

Streltsy! Make him dead!

Now what?

We are not going to attack right

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