No Deposit, No Return Page #7
- G
- Year:
- 1976
- 112 min
- 108 Views
I'm burning down the academy.
Charlie four to C.Q.
Charlie four to C.Q.
Uh, hello Charlie four.
Uh, hello. This is C.Q.
Henderson here. Suspicious
car now entering wharf area.
They have just passed dock 32
and are headed for your position.
Suspicious car headed
for our position.
I heard it.
Stay alert.
This must be them, sir.
There's a little
red car comin'.
There they are.
Have you got the
stocking masks?
No, but I got these.
I'm the clown, and
you're the big, bad wolf.
All right. You're the clown,
and I'm the big, bad wolf.
They're here,
sir. They're here.
Keep talking to me.
I can't see anything.
That, unless I'm
mistaken, is grandpa.
Longnecker, I can't
see out of this thing!
All right. Keep
your eyes peeled.
There are two fellas, sir. One
of them is getting out right now.
He's com... he's
coming towards you, sir.
They-they seem to
be wearing masks.
Yes, sir, it's masks of the
common Halloween variety, sir.
It's another limousine, sir.
Yipe. Sir, it's J.W. Osborne.
Afternoon, sergeant turner.
There's two grandfathers!
It's a trap!
Move!
Stop!
Longnecker, they're
getting away!
Uh, red alert! Red alert!
This is C.Q. To all
units. Red alert.
Look!
Carolyn!
What? What... who are you?
- I want to explain...
- Come on, sergeant.
- We'll get 'em.
- Get 'em, you dummy?
You haven't even got me.
Hold this.
That's not mine.
We're taking your car.
Longnecker, get in!
Call the C.P. And start plan
A.X., priority four west.
Seal the grids as outlined
and be sure... - get in!
Yes, sir.
- Something I must explain...
- t's a police matter.
Don't worry. We'll get him.
That's what I'm afraid of.
- What are you doing here?
- You've got my kids.
- That's what I'm doing here.
- Your kids? You're in Hong Kong.
No, no, no. That's
her, all right.
She and the kids have both got a way
of climbing into other people's cars.
Where are my children? -Your
children are safe, go Osborne.
Which is more than I
can say for us right now.
If it's the money, you'll
get it. We'll pay the ransom.
Money? Well, that's
terrific. Except money
doesn't seem to be all
What do you mean? Are you
the kidnappers or aren't you?
Well, sort of.
Henderson, do you see
them? -I'm looking, sir.
There they are. -Where?
You've just passed 'em. -You
just passed 'em. Turn around.
Where'd they go?
I don't understand this.
You grab a couple of kids,
You terrify everybody, and
you're "sort of" kidnappers?
Well... - kidnappers have
responsibility too, you know.
Responsibility? -Yes, indeed.
You're talkin' about
responsibility? You?
What kind of a mother are you?
You ran all over the world.
I mean, you can't raise kids
by long distance, you know.
Or by schoolteachers, or a maid,
or by a grouchy grandfather.
Or by a Bert. Those kids
are a handful, you know.
There they are!
Duck!
Henderson. Come in, Henderson.
Uh, sergeant, did you
notice you lost your top?
Never mind my top! Did
you see the red car?
Uh, uh... they're turnin'
in at the fish dock, sir.
All cars, all
cars, anyone in the
vicinity, block north
end of fish docks.
Your kids want attention
and affection, and
they're gonna get it
from anybody they can.
That's right, even from a couple
of so-called, "sort of" kidnappers.
What would you know
about raising my children?
Mrs. Osborne, we have just spent
three straight days with your kids.
When was the last
time you did the same?
There they are! -Go!
Look out!
Notify all units.
All units. All units. Subjects
heading west to grid coordinate 54.
All units. All units.
Red car heading west.
Oh.
What?
Move!
Stop! Back up!
That way. They went that way.
No, look!
Move!
All units. All units. Does
anybody have them in sight?
Yes, sir. They're headed
right for my position.
They're coming down pier 27.
They're headed right towards me.
Get somebody to head them off!
Crane operator!
Crane operator!
When I say the words,
"drop me", drop me.
Drop me!
Not me! The bucket!
Start it! Start it!
Ah.
Aah!
Longnecker!
Get us outta here!
There they are!
Step on it!
Look out!
Hey!
Come on, sit up! Aaah!
Aah!
Thank you, Longnecker.
You're welcome, sir.
Keep writing.
"only these are
other kidnappers,
"and they want half
a million dollars...
"or our lives."
All right. Read
that back to me.
"dear grandpa, we are
being held by kidnappers.
"only these are
other kidnappers,
"and they want half a
million dollars or our lives."
Very good.
P.S. Please do
it, if you love us.
He'll never go for that.
We are in terrible danger.
All right. Sign it.
That's very good. All right,
come on, kids. Let's go.
This your hat?
Where's your pussycat?
Where we going?
Taking you to a quieter
place. -We can't.
We gotta wait
for Duke and Bert.
Forget Duke and Bert. Come on.
Ha-rah!
Whoa! Whoa!
- Come on, Jay.
- Duster! Duster!
Jay! -I can't find Duster.
Come on! Look out!
Get the girl!
Hey!
You just stay right
there. Don't you move.
Ow!
All right. Now where
you gonna go, huh?
Gotcha!
Wha...
What's going on?
Tracy! Tracy!
Freddie! -Big Joe!
Dummy.
The children are
still up there.
Never came out of the building.
They'll be with us by the time
my daughter-in-law gets home.
What are you doing?
Just setting up some more traps
in case big Joe has friends.
Brat!
Hey. -Is it them?
Yes, but it's the wrong them.
Grandfather! It's
the old double cross.
Duke and Bert? Never.
Something must have happened.
Yeah. Grandfather'll get us,
and we'll never get to mother.
Oh, yes, we will.
Don't worry. It's easy.
Just go ahead. Duster!
Well, Peter, I suppose
we'd best go in.
Perhaps the little
ones have changed, sir.
Yes, I have considered
that possibility.
Maybe I have been
a trifle too harsh.
After all, I've not
really given them a Chance.
Who knows? This may be
the beginning of a...
A whole new relationship.
Good heavens!
Mr. Osborne!
Peter, this is absurd.
Duster! Duster!
Come on, Jay. -We can't.
Not till I find Duster.
Never mind. I found him.
Come back. Hey. Egg
fooyoung waiting for you.
Hey, is that yours?
Totaled.
A whole police car...
Completely totaled.
Not completely, sir.
Completely.
Don't despair, sergeant.
I've picked up a lead.
- Longnecker, I...
- Over the car radio.
Somebody saw two kids come out
I have the address
right here. = Longnecker!
Can't you tell the difference
Between a genuine
clue and a crank call?
Yes. Class in the law of
probability at the academy...
Lecture 10 on
crank phone calls.
One phone call out of 25
Now, sir, the way
that I see it, we...
I'm going back to the station,
I'm going to change
into some dry clothes,
And then I'm going to
check on Mr. Osborne.
Then I'm going to try to forget...
mind you, try to forget...
That you and the
academy ever existed.
Yes, sir. I think you
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