No Deposit, No Return Page #6
- G
- Year:
- 1976
- 112 min
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The courage of the man.
Just you wait, sergeant.
I'll bet the old guy comes
in smiling and cheerful,
Covering up, like there's
nothing on his mind.
Well, well, and top of
the morning to both of you.
What brings you
two around so early?
- The ransom note.
- The ransom note?
I gave it to you
yesterday. -The new one.
Your man called us about
it over an hour ago.
Oh, forgive me. I've had so
many lately, I get muddled.
We're losing over 20,000
cells a day, you know.
What does it say?
We'll find out when we
get it open, won't we?
If I was a betting man, I
wouldn't mind risking a ten-spot
They've come down
to, um, 35,000 by now.
Uh-oh, missed it by
five. They're down to 30.
I must say, your "do nothing"
plan is working beautifully.
Uh, mind if I take
that note, Mr. Osborne?
By all means. Anything I can
to help. Keep up the good work.
I want you to know, sir,
you have an admirer here.
Longnecker.
Fore.
"4:
00, wharf 33, sanPedro. Be there in person."
Sir, I've been giving
this case a lot of thought,
And I have a theory, if I may.
I had a course in the law of
probability at the academy.
Fact:
The kidnapper and thesafecracker were at the airport
On the very same
night at the same hour.
Fact:
They both disappearedat precisely the same instant.
Fact:
Neither one of themhas been seen to this moment.
Query:
Could the safecracker and thekidnapper be one and the same person?
Longnecker, a safecracker
is a safecracker,
And a kidnapper is a kidnapper,
And I wish I could say a
policeman was a policeman.
Am I confusing you?
I thought it would be some useful
information in solving the case.
I have some useful information.
Our "do nothing" plan is about
to become a "do something" plan.
Move! -Oh, yeah.
Do you have the keys, sir?
Uh-huh,
uh-huh.
Well, what time does the
6:
30 flight get to Honolulu?And then when would
we get to Hong Kong?
I'd like to make a
reservation for two,
Nancy Adams and
her brother, John.
I thought we were going.
Shh! We can't give out our real
name with people looking for us.
We'll pay for the tickets
when we get there, in cash.
Well, it's all
set. -So's this.
What are you doing up there?
Just working on a couple
of inventions to protect us.
Protect us?
If anybody gets in,
they'll never get out.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, Duke! Everything's set.
Got us some great wheels. Bo Beasley
brought his car in for repairs.
Okay, let's... -I called
the airlines, Duke.
If you come back with the money by
5:
00, we can make the 6:30 flight.Yeah.
If we don't get moving, nobody's
going to be going anywhere. Come on.
Could that possibly
be you, big Joe?
t's him.
Computer just reminded me,
Duke. Two and a half hours.
We'll have your $11,000...
You'll get your $13,000
by then, big Joe.
That's good, Duke.
Are you sure that you've never
heard of my cousin Frankie Longtooth?
No, sir.
him by his legitimate name.
John Smith?
Huh, that's funny.
Very prominent in buffalo.
Seen your mother lately?
Oh, no. No. Mom's up in, uh...
'member, I told you?
I thought maybe you forgot.
I didn't forget. Me and
Uh-uh.
Oh, boy. One of these days...
Come on. Let's go.
Now, you kids remain
quiet and hidden,
And don't open that door
for anybody, you hear?
I told you. You have
nothing to worry about.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on.
- Oh, I gotta get my jacket.
I have the whole
apartment protected.
Oh, sure. Well, it's one thing
But if somebody goes
pushin' in that door...
Boy! It works great!
Between you and the pencil, that
grandfather of yours better be there.
Let's go.
Mr. Osborne, the
children's mother's here.
Carolyn, here?
Carolyn, my dear. How
did... -How did I find out?
I got a wire in Hong Kong from
the police. That's how I found out.
Have you heard
from Tracy and Jay?
Not exactly, but I
assure you, they're fine.
They're fine! In the hands
of kidnappers, they're fine.
Well, we have a rendezvous
with them in an hour.
Then what are we
standing around here for?
It's the police, Carolyn.
The police, it's their idea.
They've been handling the
case beautifully, haven't they?
They feel that if we
hand over the ransom,
It would be bad
for their plans.
Their plans!
I don't believe this.
It's fine to be cold and
calculating when you're the police,
But you're their grandfather!
How did they get kidnapped
in the first place?
- It happened rather suddenly...
- Where's that meeting place?
I'm going there. -Wait
a minute. Hold it...
I'll drive you there.
We need some money. Jameson, you
stay here in case the police call.
I'll wait in the
car. Please hurry.
I beg your pardon, but wouldn't
it be simpler to call Peter
And have him pick up the children
rather than pay the ransom?
If my daughter-in-law discovered I
knew the whereabouts of the children,
budding relationship, would it?
You do have a point, sir.
Wouldn't you say it's
worth 10 or 15,000
to water that
flowering friendship?
I do indeed, sir.
Good thinking, Jameson.
You've just earned yourself...
Another bonus. Thank
you very much, sir.
The kids in Duke's apartment!
Buffalo!
And me and the computer had Bert
and Duke figured for two-bit hoods.
They got the caper
of the year goin'.
"it is rumored that the ransom
demand is almost $100,000..."
One hundred thousand
dollars. That's chicken feed.
They are two-bit hoods. Old
man Osbornes are worth millions.
Freddie, I think it's time
for the pros to take over.
Anything wrong,
sir? Can I help you?
No, thank you. We're
about to help ourselves.
Okay, that's fine. Now keep
it coming. Keep it coming.
'scuse me. What wharf is this?
Wharf 32. -Thank you.
Wharf 32.
- Next is, uh...
- Wharf 33.
Right, right. I'm sorry, Duke.
I guess I'm just
a little nervous.
I got the whole thing again. Sweaty
palms, butterflies in the stomach.
And we're nowhere
near the airport.
I bet you it isn't planes
at all. I'm a nervous wreck.
We don't know what
they're driving, Henderson.
Anything at all that
approaches, check in.
Right, sir. Don't worry.
I'm perched like an eagle.
Can't miss a thing
from up here. Out.
Oh, you're gonna love
this trap, sergeant.
I borrowed it from the old
spider-and-fly routine...
We learned at the acad...
uh, you know the place I mean.
Are you trying to tell me
this looks like J.W. Osborne?
Sir, you're the image.
- It's ridiculous.
- Oh, but, sir!
I can't see. I can't breathe.
And there's no room for my nose!
Sir, it's a work of art. Department
four was working on this all night.
Now, why don't you
just give it a Chance
to fit to the
contours of your face.
Huh. Huh. You're right.
It does feel better.
I still can't see.
But I seem to be able to breathe
easier. Ah, how's it look?
You sure I look like Osborne?
Exactly.
What are you doin'?
If this doesn't work, Longnecker,
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