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Airman.
How you gonna like it
when somebody calls you "airman"?
By dog, I just don't think I'll stand for it.
MAN 1:
Hey, long as we gotta lie in thedark, give us a chance to get some sleep.
- Knock it off.
MAN 2:
Yeah, hit the...[MEN MURMURING]
Airman.
[TRUMPET PLAYING "TAPS"]
[MEN SNORING]
Hey, Ben.
Hey. Hey, Ben.
[MO ANS]
[MUTTERING]
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
All right, I'm up, I'm up.
All right, I'm up. All right, I'm up.
All right, I'm up.
Howdy, I'm Will Stockdale.
I didn't hear the whistle.
Tell the men to line up.
tell him I'm checking on who overslept.
I'll be out there just as quick as I can...
It's 12:
00 at night.It is?
Oh...
That's a prettiest watch.
You woke me.
Well, you said to knock before entering.
Why did you wake me?
This ain't nothing personal
against you, sergeant...
...no, that we don't like your barracks
no, nothing like that.
What it is, is Ben's got these six brothers
that's all infantry.
That's my new buddy Ben,
that's asleep out there?
So naturally,
he don't wanna be in no Air Force. Heh-heh.
I mean, with the infantry doing the real
fighting and the Air Force being the helpers.
Well, you know,
like in the War Between the States?
So he wants to transfer and he wants me
to go along with him.
I figured you could do it for us. Heh-heh.
I heard what you said out there...
...about how you was here to help us
during first difficult days of military service.
Why do they send all the bums
and the idiots to my barracks?
- They do?
- Yes.
Yes, they do.
Sure must be a mess.
- Whatever your name is, get out...
- Stockdale.
Stockdale, I want you to get out of this...
Stockdale?
Don't you come near me.
Get out of this room and get back
in your bunk and go to sleep. That's all.
Yes, sir.
Ben did say
the captain was the one to see...
- Stockdale, where you going?
- To the captain.
Oh, no.
But Ben, he knows all
about doing things military and...
Oh, no. You can't, you can't. You just:
Oh, you can't do it.
Captain would just as soon
rip off your stripes as look at you.
- Well, I ain't got no stripes.
- Wait a minute.
Now, you'll never get transfers
by waking up the captain.
He won't understand.
Believe me, he won't.
- Well, I'll go over it real slow.
- Wait a minute.
Now, if you want the captain
to do you a favor...
...you've gotta do a favor
for the captain.
Yeah, that's it.
Now, how would you like to do
a big favor for the captain?
- Me?
- Come on. That's it.
Come on. You do one for him,
he'll do one for me and I'll do one for you.
That's the way it works out in the service.
Now you just go right on in here.
Now do you know what this is?
It's a kind of a big outhouse, ain't it?
- We call it the latrine.
- La... Latrine.
- Uh-huh.
- Heh. How about that?
You might say it's the captain's hobby,
he inspects it every chance he gets.
And when it sparkles,
why he sparkles too.
Now, you get it all cleaned up.
You are the officer in charge.
In charge?
Every last one of them, all yours.
Golly.
Now, you just stay right here
and don't go no place.
- You bet. Good night.
- Good night.
Hey, thank you.
Well, it just goes to show you...
...how good things happen to you
when you're least expecting them.
Well, get started.
WILL:
I stayed officer in chargeof this here latrine all night long.
Rubbing and scrubbing...
... and doing my best to make things sparkle
like Sergeant King said.
And then I stayed on
through breakfast too...
a right good job of it.
So Sergeant King would be real pleased
how things come out...
... when he come in
to look at it in the morning.
Beautiful.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
- Beautiful.
- Shucks, it ain't hard.
Wait'll the captain sees this.
He inspects this
like it was an operating room...
...where somebody
was gonna cut out his heart.
Never in your life you've seen such a guy
for sticking his head right down into things.
- You figure he'll like what I done?
- He'll be a new man.
Will, how would you like
to be permanent latrine orderly?
- PLO.
Golly.
every Saturday.
Now, if you could keep everything
as clean as it is right now...
...the captain'll get off my back.
Gee, I'd sure like to, sergeant...
...but I was kind of set on helping Ben
get them transfers.
You know, he's my buddy.
Ain't I your buddy?
You are.
You help me out, I'll help Ben.
Just don't say anything about this
outside of this room.
I'm going to the record section and fix it up
with a couple of friends of mine.
Okay.
Sergeant, don't I have to take them tests
you was talking about yesterday...
...and get myself classified?
No, Will, you've been classified.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
If we hurry, we can catch that picture
at the base theater.
Not me, Ben.
- You said you ain't never seen a picture.
- I know, but I got my duty to do.
- You're going back to that latrine again?
- You bet.
It's against the rules for you
to be permanent in the latrine like that.
All week you've been there.
Sergeant King knows the rules, don't he?
Besides, like I told you,
he's doing me and you a favor.
- What favor, will you tell me that?
- I aim to surprise you, Ben.
You don't go to lectures or study,
how you gonna get classified?
Sergeant King says I'm already that way.
- Are you crazy? Don't you...?
- Now, don't take on so, Ben.
Just wait and see what the captain says
after he makes his inspection tomorrow.
Why you take them faucets, for instance.
I polished them so hard,
they don't say hot and cold no more.
What?
At ease.
I think you'll be very pleased here, sir.
Attention.
Latrine ready for inspection, sir.
This is incredible.
This is absolutely incredible.
I am pleased.
No.
- No, I am happy.
- You the one on latrine duty today, private?
- Yes, sir. All week, sir.
- Ahem, ahem.
- You are to be congratulated.
Just look at...
What did you say?
Me? Nothing, sir.
- Uh...
Well, I done my best in one day,
but just to be fair with you...
...it took me a week
of scrubbing to get it like this.
Is this man being punished
for some infraction?
- Oh, no, sir. No, sir.
- Oh, heck no, sir. I'm PLO.
- You're what?
Stockdale.
Oh, but don't credit me none though, sir.
It's all Sergeant King's doings.
He even got it fixed up
so I don't even have to get classified.
- Sir, I...
- What? That's impossible.
Oh, no, sir.
He fixed it with some friends of his.
Yes, sir.
It was him got me to work so hard...
...telling me how latrines
is your hobby...
...and sticking your head
down into things and all.
- Sir, I can explain every...
- Now, don't you be bashful, sergeant.
Sir, I been wanting to tell you
about what a good sergeant he is.
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