Noobz Page #12

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Remember the days when

Your laughter was meant

Remember the days when

You did what you said

You're counting

the days till

You get high again

Chill out

Be easy on yourself

Every day

Every day

You stop choosing it

Suddenly you're losing it

Give it a kiss now

Instead of bruising it

More than a mean fear

Pieces whole here

Let the past go

boys and girls

You start stressing out

Time to learn a lesson

Doubts

Not in your jeans so please

stop your guessing bout

Turn your smile on

Turn your smile up bright

Remember the days when

Your laughter was meant

Remember the days when

You're saying, oh, my gosh!

Oh, OK.

I just owned them so therefore

the after effects of how I would

react to that f***ing thing.

[laughter]

There's something I don't know.

I'm just gonna sit here

and touch my...

Cody, bro, for real?

[man] Don't "Cody, bro,

for real" me.

[laughing]

That was a mint.

Don't "Cody, bro, for real" me.

[laughter]

Oh, come on!

- Why wouldn't you...

- Oh, Jesus Christ.

- [laughter]

- Get the... out of here.

- I think you found

your new job.

- I did.

- [man] Action!

- Look, I called him last week

on his cell phone.

And I think his mother answered.

And I...

- That'd be his wife.

- Oh... OK.

He lives with his mom?

Again, you guys could have just

went with it 'cause

it's not obvious.

...you, Jason.

Ooh, you're turning violet,

Violet.

- Ooh, Willy Wonka.

- Oh, I just said "ooh."

I said your line.

Ooh, you're turning violet...

Why do I say "ooh"

because you say "ooh?"

- It's a wonderful word.

- I know, isn't it? Ooh.

[laughing]

I just mouthed the... word.

- [man] Still rolling!

- [man 2] Still rolling.

God! This is the last shot!

All right.

Like what? A scuba diver

swimming his way in the game?

- [laughter]

- No, my man. That would be...

...a video game back there.

Could somebody shut that off?

Don't even take out your anger

towards Dane Cook on me.

I'm not angry at Dane Cook.

I just don't understand

his humor.

Let's do this b*tch!

Sideways!

I found someone else.

Can we have breakup sex?

Mm... yeah.

- [laughing]

- I'm just kidding. All right.

- [laughter]

- Oh, no...

Oh, come on, guys!

- It's still there.

- I can do it, dude...

- Right here, give me that.

- We're right here.

- [man] Thank you, Jason, for...

- Let's go.

I got... it. It's good.

It's on the outside.

Looks like a scratch now.

- I don't know.... it.

- [man] And rolling! And...

- Excited? You are...

- Not having crap in the car.

- Ow!

- You sure got...

[Chomama] These airlines

are racially profiling!

Mom, I never want

to ride Deeznuhts.

You don't have to.

[man] I don't know.

[indistinct chatter]

[spitting]

It went right in my nose.

[man] If I had kids,

I'd kill you.

[laughter]

You... If I had kids,

I'd cut your throats!

[laughter]

- What the hell was that?

- Then I'd feed you to fish!

- [man] A creepy moment.

- [laughter]

- [screaming]

- [laughter]

[man] Pack it up!

Oh, wait. Yeah, those are next.

- What'd you say?

- Don't listen to me. Don't know

what I'm saying.

No, we are gonna get

to the finals. He's right.

- It's written in the script.

- It is. No, it is.

Well... there was a rewrite

in the pink pages.

- No.

- Do we not make it

to the finals anymore?

You two do not. You guys

wind up having... sex,

falling asleep in each

other's arms

and me and Hollywood

grab two new team members.

They're professionals.

- He's the worst, though.

- He's not the worst.

- No, I'm...

- And we get two pros.

Joe Bob and Billy Bob.

They're twins.

- [laughter]

- They're really good.

- Hell of a rider, bro.

- Yeah.

[shouting]

It's not that hard!

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