Noobz Page #11
[Brian] Fraggett with the kill!
- In your face, yeah!
- Yeah! Yeah!
Oh! Put that in your pipe
and suck it... smoke it!
Put that in your pipe
and smoke it!
[Brian] Reign Clan goes through
to the final!
[cheering]
- You guys suck.
- See that?
[Cody] Who sucks?
Yo, Chomama.
You can keep that ho.
Man, shut up.
And you know it's not about
the winning, it's about...
- Whoa!
- Congratulations!
[referee] Well, a little bit
about the winning.
[woman] ...15 minutes 'til
final.
They didn't give us
much time to celebrate
before we have to
- play against each other.
- You guys played well though.
You should be proud of yourself.
Oh, no, you don't.
Not until we play.
Play what?
Coming?
Hoo! Yeah, baby!
That's what I'm talking about.
[woman] Reign Clan. Please
report to the mainstage for
final.
Hey, Greg.
I can't stay.
I really gotta go.
They just called us up.
- Oh, yeah, no. I understand.
- Yeah...
- OK.
- Well...
- I hope you win?
- Yeah. [laughs]
- Right.
- Thanks, man.
- All right. I'll see you.
- So... wait, wait.
You know, look,
I hope you...
...you do good too.
- Thanks. Yeah.
- OK? All right.
- All right.
- Clarence.
I just want you
to know something.
I really feel like you're
a part of me, you know?
Not just a, like, a little bit
of my dribble, you know?
- And... you know.
- Right.
- I mean, good luck.
- Thank you.
- Man... son. All right.
- All right.
No. Pound. It's cool.
All right.
- All right.
- Bye.
So, for our Frogger
championship,
we have Scott Pride
from Trenton, New Jersey.
And Greg "Armagreggon" Lipstien.
Kind of big.
You're going down.
From your perspective,
I already am down.
Greg, you'll be playing first.
OK.
Would you please
step over there?
Uh, Greg, are you all right?
Yeah.
As a matter of fact,
for the first time
in a long time...
...I am all right.
Congratulations, man.
- It's all yours.
- Greg!
- What are you doing, man?
- You know what I'm doing?
win the Gears of War
championship.
- [stammering]
- Armagreggon! Out!
Um...
OK. Well, then I guess
congratu... lations?
- Yeah. Uh-huh.
We have a winner.
- Thanks, man. Thanks!
- Yes!
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Exciting. Exciting day.
- People, I have to be honest.
keeps it real.
But I could have never predicted
that they would have been
in my bracket final.
The Pixies vs. the Reign Clan.
They have done the impossible.
There's so much ass beat around
here 'cause they kick
so much ass,
the Cyber Bowl champions
will be decided here!
Reign team, are you ready?
Pixies, are you ready?
Let's do this!
[Brian] Both teams
are rushing the center.
Pixie girl hiding
behind the door.
- Bam!
- [Brian] Oh! It appears
Reign Clan got the jump
on the Pixies.
- Yes!
- [Brian] Too spread out!
What are they doing? They're
getting cut down one by one.
Yes! That's what
I'm talking about!
- That's what I'm talking about!
- One left, one left.
Whoo! Yes!
[Brian] Reign team
takes first game.
One down, one to go.
All right, one more.
Next one, baby.
- [shouting] Damn it!
- That's right.
[Brian] The Pixies seem to be
taking the initiative
on round two
by overloading the right side
of the arena. Good work, ladies.
- I'm out. I'm done.
- Reign Clan is in trouble.
I know you want booty from her,
but damn, dude!
[Brian] One more, and yes,
the Pixies take game two!
They cheated!
[Brian] Here it is, the final
game to determine this year's
Cyber Bowl champion.
All right, come on, guys.
This is the last one.
We take this, we're the winners.
$100,000.
Oh, yeah, baby,
you go make me a sandwich.
I got it! I got it!
Oh, I am so... I'm dead.
I'm dead.
[Brian] The Pixies waste no time
taking out Hollywood
and Fraggett.
It looks like RumPull4Skinz
is in trouble.
Pr3daTurD is trying to save
RumPull. He kills
the third Pixies,
by Girlguns.
It's just one player left
from each team.
It appears that Pr3daTurD is...
yes! He is right
behind Girlguns.
Just me...
[Brian] This is game over!
This is game over!
All he needs to do is shoot!
Wait. Why is he not shooting?
- [slow-motion] Shoot!
- What are you doing?
- Do it!
- Shoot!
[Brian] He's
just standing there.
He looks...
....like he's letting
that booty
go to his head!
Blast that booty!
Yes! End of this game!
The booty wins!
[slow-motion yelling]
- [cheering]
- [Brian] The Pixies win
the championship!
[Brian] Oh! We got some extra
curricular activities going on
the stage right now.
It appears Pr3daTurD
is getting his butt
whipped by his teammates.
This has been the
best Cyber Bowl ever!
You got hot white chicks
winning, you got crazy white
guys killing each other.
I love it!
I got my ticket for next year.
See you there. Brian Simmons,
and I feel like
I need my assistant.
- That'll work.
- [cheering]
I hope so.
I mean, I don't get it.
But I understand probably how
you would have worked that out
in your head that that was OK
to do, but I don't get it.
You accept it?
I hope so, 'cause I think
you guys broke my rib.
Listen, my wife left me,
I've got no job,
I've got a car
with my face on it
that I have to drive around in.
And we just lost
because of you.
To be honest, my life could
Hey, babe.
I've just, you know,
been losing. Thank you.
You wanna chill
for a second, actually?
Why don't you get Papa
a Diet Pepsi? Yeah.
I take that back, man.
My life could get worse.
What the hell just happened?
The old ball and chain.
No biggie.
Hey, how you doing?
Nice to meet you guys.
Mike Patterson from Mountain
Dew. You were very
impressive up there.
- Just great.
- He blew the game for us.
Where were you at, bro?
- You didn't see that?
- Oh, no, no. I was here,
and what I see
is enormous potential
for Mountain Dew,
and I'd love to sign you guys
to a two-year deal.
Are you yanking
our dick right now?
Um, no.
Are you yanking
my dick right now?
That was me. Sorry.
- I'm sorry, who?
- So, what I'd like to do
is sign you guys to a two-year
deal, you'd travel
all around the world
playing in professional
video game tournaments.
Guarantee of a six-figure
contract. Well, for most of you.
- Minus dick boy over here.
- Oh, that's me. No.
- No, you're in. I'm kidding.
- OK.
- Let's do it.
- If it's real, I'm in.
Why don't we meet in the lobby
in an hour and work out
all the details.
Is that... did that just happen?
Did that just happen?
- [cheering]
- [rock music plays]
Every day
Every day
Stop panicking
Turn into a mannequin
Take a breath now, ahh
Begin again
Open your eyes, please
Turn your smile on
Realign with now as well
You start freaking out
Wishing you were peaking out
Hold it together now
Instead of leaking out
Turn your smile on
Turn your smile up bright
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