Noobz Page #10
should answer it.
Should I? All right,
he probably just wants
to have a drink or something.
Dude, this better be good.
All right? I was about
to get to first base.
What? Hollywood's dead?
What are you talking...
All right, all right.
I'm on my way, I'm on my way.
I gotta go. Hollywood...
Something happened to him.
- Well, I'm coming with you.
- Fair enough. Let's do it.
[muffled hip-hop plays]
Just tell me
he's gonna be all right.
Mr. Theodore's gonna be fine.
- Who's Mr. Theodore?
- It's Hollywood, you idiot.
We're gonna need to probably
keep him for 24 hours.
Wait, but if he's gonna be fine,
then why can't we just
take him right now?
If one of you guys was
like a parent or guardian,
we could probably bend them
and keep him for 12,
but since you're not,
we're gonna have to take him.
The tourney starts
in 12 hours exactly.
But that ain't really
gonna help us because his
mother's two states away.
- You know?
- Sorry, guys.
Wish we could help you guys.
You know what?
What are we gonna do, dude?
All this work, all this time,
we were close.
I'm gonna be honest,
I took the entire week off
at the shoe store.
I don't have time for this.
- What do you think...
- Whoa, whoa, ma'am!
What are you...?
- Why is she talking
her clothes off?
- I'm running interference.
Do me a favor.
Please go get them again.
- [mumbles]
- Do what she said.
Hurry up! Thank you.
- Um, you're doctors, right?
- Uh, EMTs.
Same thing? OK, good.
I have a problem. I'm worried
that this mole is cancerous.
It's... let me see.
It was purple.
It's now brown.
That's a bad thing, right?
I got a tattoo on top of it.
I was worried about it.
- Can we see it again?
- Yeah.
Does that look cancerous? Wait.
Where'd it go?
- Clarence?
- It's Clarence.
Look, man, you know,
back in the day, you know,
I was doing my thing.
- I wasn't really ready...
- No, no, no. You don't owe me
an explanation.
- You owe it to Hollywood.
- Hollywood?
It's his gamer tag, man.
The kid's a good player,
kind of like his father is.
- Was. Or is.
- Both.
You're father and son,
I'm sure if he grew
he'd look just like you.
But we need you right now.
He needs you.
You gotta go talk to these EMTs
and get him out of here.
- We got a tournament to win.
- All right, man,
I'll take care of it.
You just watch what I do.
Just... Hey, man.
- You're a good guy.
- I'm the best guy I know.
- Come over here
and give me some sugar...
- No, no, no.
Whoa, chill, Billy Ray!
Glad I could help the family,
but I don't need
to fall in love.
All right, you'll
work it out later.
[rock music plays]
Open the door!
Come on!
I'll meet you at the hotel!
- [shouting, cheering]
- Go, go, go!
Get my air going,
get my air going!
- Incredible! That was so fun!
- What are you doing, Greg?
- I feel like the Lone Ranger.
- Oh, my goodness.
Hey... Hey, uh... Clarence.
Little man, I hope
you're not too tired,
'cause, uh, man,
we got some talking to do.
- All right.
- Yeah!
Sick mullet, bro.
[Hollywood] Guys, my dad.
We sat there all night talking.
- [Andy] Oh, my goodness.
- So, what you're saying
is that your dad
- is super rich.
- Hell yeah.
No, what he was saying
is that he was talking
to him all night.
And I think that's nice.
How do you feel?
I'm feeling good, bro.
I mean, I don't know
what my mom's gonna say,
but she has her new boyfriend,
so whatever.
- Yeah.
- Wait a minute.
Actually, speaking of that,
let me ask you a question.
If you look like that,
would you be dating that?
You know what I'm saying?
- Feel it. See that?
- [Andy] That's not cool.
[Hollywood] My mom? Yeah.
That's his sexy look, dude.
That's like his...
- That's his GQ look.
- You know what that is?
That is a "get me the f*** out
of here, this sucks."
Just put it away, bro.
You don't have a sympathetic
bone in your body, do you?
- Wait a minute, say what?
- You do not
have a sympathetic bone
in your body.
What? Dude, I...
I got the band back together.
You might as well
call me Oprah, bro.
- Oprah...
- I don't play any instruments.
Speaking of Oprah,
we should really
- focus today.
- Your mom played
your dad's instrument.
That's how you came out.
You know what I'm saying?
And you wouldn't have known that
had it not been for me.
- I don't understand that.
- Real vulgar and cruel...
- ...such a small person.
- I'm petite sized.
- Dude, he's like tween.
- I'm fun sized.
Oh! OK, I'm gonna go
drop a deucer.
- Take a little poopie.
- There you go.
- Need someone to wipe?
- No, I'm good.
[dance music plays]
[Brian] What a second day so
far. Two teams that no one
expected to make it
to make it to the
final four did.
The Pixies and the Reign Clan.
They have proven to everyone
these two days that they deserve
to be amongst the elite.
Let me get the
five fingers, baby!
Well, guess what?
That could all end here.
I'm just being honest.
I'm going up top.
I need help.
- [overlapping chatter]
- Give it back!
- [overlapping chatter]
- Good job, girls.
- The other left! Left!
- I'm going down!
- Taking center.
- Man, smoke 'em!
- Where's blue eyes? Come here.
- Let's not mess this up now.
Come on!
- That's a little gift from me.
[Brian] I cannot
believe what I'm seeing!
The Pixies are about to shut out
the third team...
- Yes!
- I cannot believe this!
The Pixies are in the finals!
Whoo!
Now, for our next seminal
match we have underdog
Reign team
versus the top-ranked clan
in the tourney,
the Black Assassins.
It may be curtains
for the Reign Clan.
Damn! This is like
We've never lost to any
of the three clans left.
Look, I know your ho left you.
And I know you hurt deep inside.
Stuff like that happens
to the best of us.
- And?
- So just let me know
when I need to
send your ho back home! [laughs]
Look at your
pitiful, dumped ass!
- You guys are gonna get served.
- Sit down, Chomama,
before I sit you down.
Yo, nobody leaves the spawn.
I've got this.
Big words.
OK, alrighty.
- Is the Reign Clan ready?
- All right, boys, let's go.
Black Assassins clan ready?
Really?
It is on!
What are you doing?
[Brian] We are
on the way, people.
Hollywood, please stop talking.
[Brian] Already
the Reign Clan seems
as if they are playing
the offensive.
Hollywood with a shotgun
to the face! Bow!
- Lance to the bunghole.
- I can't get up!
[Brian] One by one, the Black
Assassins are going down.
- [Brian] Reign Clan...
- Yes!
- Come on, Chomama.
It's your squad,
you gotta step up.
[Brian] Game two under way,
it's do or die
for the Black Assassins.
Same thing.
- Where's Chomama?
- [Brian] Just two many
Reign Clan members left.
They got 'em cornered!
RumPull4Skinz...
Chomama...
- Whoa, baby!
- Get 'em up!
Last one, last one, get it!
I got him, I got him!
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