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Norbit Page #9
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today...
I object!
Oh, for Christ's sake!
Norbit.
Norbit.
Norbit.
Norbit
This wedding is a sham
and I'm here to stop it.
Norbit, what are you doing?
I'm being a man
for the first time in my life. Kate...
Kate, I love you.
What the hell did you just say?
You heard what I said, strumpet.
I love Kate!
That's right. I love you, Kate.
And the last two weeks I spent with you
have meant more to me
than my whole entire miserable life
with you, Rasputia!
is no longer your b*tch!
You're dead! Get off me!
Get your hands off me, Black.
Don't go hitting me.
What's wrong with you, girl?
What's wrong with you? Get off of me.
You don't talk like that with me.
No, wait!
No, no, wait, baby girl,
he's ruining our wedding.
Let's just get back to the nuptials.
from an expimp.
I think we can survive
a few words from Norbit.
Deion is a fake. He's marrying you
just to get your money.
What?
Him and the Latimores.
They thought this whole scheme up.
He's been married four times in the
last six years to four different women,
and he cheated the women
out of $300,000 in divorce settlements.
And something else.
They were gonna try to steal
the orphanage from you.
That's what this whole thing is about!
You crazy! He's got a big crush on you.
Oh, yeah? I'm crazy?
I'm making it all up?
Yes, you making it up.
Then what about this, then?
This evidence that I have.
Look at this!
This, well...
This used to, before it fell in the pond,
it had numbers
and there was information.
There was people's names
and dates and addresses
and all kinds of incriminating things.
I fell in the pond, but you can't read it.
But, boy, did I have your ass!
That's nice, Norbit. Really nice.
Did you write that yourself? Pathetic.
Kate, you have to believe me.
Yeah, yeah, believe him, Kate.
Remember the one that got you to sign
the papers to steal the orphanage?
Remember that?
Believe him. Go ahead.
I'm so sorry, Norbit.
I just don't trust you anymore.
Well, well, well, Norbit. You lose again.
Once a loser, always a loser, huh?
Now, come on! Let's go!
Yeah, I thought you'd feel
that way about it, Kate.
And that's why I took the liberty
of inviting some of
Deion's exwives down
for themselves.
Ladies!
Hello, Antoine.
I've been looking for you.
Daddy!
Antoine? He told me
his name was Luther!
Who is that ho?
He told me he was gay.
No, no, no. Y'all got me confused with
my gay twin brother, Antoine Luther.
You dead, gold digger!
Get your butt back here!
I'm out!
Looks like the wedding's off, bro.
Church!
God damn it, Norbit!
Oh, snap!
Get him!
Norbit!
Mother Mary! Jesus! Noah! Christ!
Good.
You going somewhere, Norbit?
You messed up, boy.
That's right.
Now you gonna pay. Big time!
Latimore! Keep your fakakta hands
off him!
Go back to your shop, Abe,
before I kill you, too!
Hey! You gonna have to kill me, as well!
Yeah, and me, too!
Rasputia!
How you doing?
I kick the sh*t out of you.
Mind your goddamn business.
Mind your business. Get out of here.
Move it.
No, you didn't!
Byebye.
Bring it, b*tches!
Oh, hell to the no.
Mrs. Henderson is tripping, huh?
Get your...
How you doing?
Get out of the way.
His ass is mine.
'Sputia? Rasputia?
You remember "till death do us part,"
don't you, Norbit?
No!
Whale, ho!
Did somebody just call me a whale?
Yeah, and a ho!
Bingo! Right in the blow hole!
Let's get some.
We dead.
Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t!
Norbit!
Are you all right?
All right? This is the best I've ever felt
in my whole life.
Come here.
Proud of that boy.
Yes. Yes, very proud of Norbit.
He like my son.
In the end, I guess you could say
everything worked out just fine.
Kate and I took over the orphanage
and it was a dream come true.
Oh, and we also got married. Again.
I love you, Kate.
Ditto.
And I now pronounce you my wife.
And I pronounce you my husband.
You may kiss the bride.
What you mean, "Ew"? No, "Ew."
Man kiss a woman, beautiful thing.
Ling Ling.
Come here with your fine self.
I now pronounce you man and wife.
As for Rasputia
and the rest of the Latimores,
we never heard from them again.
Rumor has it they settled somewhere
in Mexico and opened the club.
I guess they're living their dream, too.
Say, man, don't you have
any betterlooking girls than that?
Our best girl's coming out right now.
Rasputia!
Hold on, now, Pepe.
Ain't nothing going down there unless
it got the word "peso" written on it.
THE END:
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