North Page #5
- PG
- Year:
- 1994
- 87 min
- 666 Views
Well, goodbye, north.
Are you sure you have to go?
Don't worry about him, north.
He's had a great life.
He's happy to set sail
before he starts
embarrassing himself.
Take it from us, north.
When drool hardens, it's
not a pretty sight.
Let's go, pal.
This is no surprise.
Take a walk. Let's go. Move it.
Yeah, bye, bye.
Fine. Thank you.
Bye, dad!
Bye, dad!
Bye.
Listen, if there's
a change in policy
the next couple of weeks,
feel free to track me down.
What did he say?
What do you say
we grab a ride home?
Great idea!
North, don't worry
about grandpa.
He'll be o.K.
Yeah.
Can I ride on top?
Why, sure. It's the best view.
Landscape sure is
beautiful up here.
Hey...
It's you.
No, it's not.
Oh.
Smell that fresh air.
No smog up here.
How could they do that?
Not even my original parents
would send my grandpa
away like that.
Hey, son!
How's the view up there?
Great!
Thanks.
"Son."
I don't want
to overstep my bounds,
but unless I'm mistaken,
you're that fella north.
Unless I'm further mistaken,
you have a deadline
of labor day...
a week from tomorrow...
to choose new parents.
You still haven't found
what you're looking for.
How could labor day
be next week?
I just got here.
You walked from home
to the ice floes?
It's a seven-week walk,
even with the wind
at your back.
No wonder we stopped
for lunch 49 times.
That six months of daylight
thing throws everybody off.
I only showered 12 times
during the seventies.
Oh, man, I'll never
find new parents.
You can always go back to
your original parents.
Oh, yeah!
That's just what I want to do...
go back to the people
who haven't even
tried to contact me.
Take me to the airport.
I've got lots to do
and not much time.
You got it. Yah!
So a now-desperate north,
with time running out,
raced towards
an uncertain future.
Understandably, he was upset
that his parents hadn't
called in two months,
but his parents hadn't
done much of anything
in two months.
As curator of
the Smithsonian institution,
it is my distinct honor
to unveil the newest addition
to our illustrious
hall of achievement.
At 78 consecutive days
and counting,
the longest simultaneous coma
in medical history,
ladies and gentlemen,
north's folks.
I'll now take questions.
Yes!
How can you equate
a medical oddity
with man's landing on the moon?
With all due respect
to the achievements
of the Apollo 11 crew,
the sociological impact
of what these folks did
dwarfs those
of Mr. Armstrong et Al.
All they did was faint.
And in so doing,
shifted the familial
balance of power
throughout the world.
"Throughout the world"?
This is even bigger
than we thought.
It's bigger than you thought.
That's why you're
only going to be president.
...Child's continuing process
to improve status...
I just thought of something.
What if they wake up
in the next eight days,
begging north to come back?
What if north
goes back to his folks?
Arthur, don't you know that
that's an impossibility,
that I would use all my power
to prevent a thing
like that from happening?
Oh.
What do you say
we grab some Chinese?
Maybe the msg
will calm you down.
Despite north's growing concern
about his approaching deadline,
he took solace in the fact
the lord needed
only six days to create
the entire universe.
A kid of his caliber,
given an extra two days,
should be able to find
two measly parents.
Greetings...
North.
I'm thy new father,
and this good woman,
who art my wife,
art thy new mother.
And these art thy new brothers,
who art named Ezekiel.
And these art thy new brothers,
who art named art.
Hey, hey, this looks great.
I've always dreamt of a life
without the ever-present
nuisance of electricity.
Just let me grab
something from the plane.
I seem to have
left my butter churn
in the overhead compartment.
Floor it!
While it wasn't like north
to make snap judgments,
there were only
seven days left.
He had a world of potential
parents to evaluate.
Long live the north dynasty!
Give him the emperor cut.
Honey!
Honey face!
You seem like very nice folks,
but to be totally honest
with you,
if I lived here,
I'm not sure I'd get
much homework done.
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
Quiet, Harry! Quiet!
I think he's trying
to tell us something.
Wack wack wack-ado
Oh, my!
With three days to go
before his 12 noon
labor day deadline,
north, the little
world traveler,
arrived in New York today
to interview his final
set of parents...
ward and Donna Nelson,
who, along with their
two children, bud and Laura,
live in the quaint
upstate town of bedford.
When contacted earlier
at his office,
ward, the local pediatrician,
who, we understand,
still makes house calls,
said, "my family and I
would like nothing better
"than to see north's
long journey
"finally be rewarded with
a warm and loving home,
and we hope we can
provide it for him."
Thanks.
Hi, north!
Ward, bud, Laura, he's here!
He's here!
Hi, north!
Hi!
Hello.
Welcome to our home, son.
Tired, hungry?
I'm going to bake you
some chocolate chip cookies.
Do you like Nintendo?
Today at mount rushmore,
thousands of angry parents
gathered
to voice opposition to the bill
that lowers voting age to 7.
According to Arthur belt,
the rising politician
who drafted the bill...
Wait. They were
talking about me.
Soon you'll be hearing
your name so much,
even you'll be sick of it.
I highly doubt it.
Talk to me.
Boss, it's Al
with the sleeping dogs.
Yeah, what about them?
Looks like they counted
their last sheep.
So it does.
How long will it take
to get operation xerox
into place?
Less than a minute, boss.
Go to it, and, Al?
Yeah, boss?
Don't be surprised
if there's extra zeros
in your next paycheck.
Thanks, boss. I appreciate it.
And, Al?
Yeah, boss?
Don't be surprised
if there isn't.
I understand.
Good morning.
Where are we?
Oh! Where's our son?
Ooh! Can we see our son?
Absolutely. Just follow me.
We got a limo waiting outside
with coffee and hot Danish.
Oh, that sounds good.
I seem to have worked up
an appetite. Honey?
I could eat.
Right this way.
Hike!
O.K., Laura,
sack the quarterback!
Here we go. Hey!
Touchdown!
You faked me
right out of my socks!
Come and get it!
It's great
having you here, north.
I've always wanted
a brother to throw to.
Now I have two brothers
to look out for me.
I know we're all excited
to have north in our family,
but he hasn't decided to stay.
You got to stay!
We really want you.
Help yourself,
everybody. Dig in.
Mom, can we go
to the carnival tomorrow?
I don't see why not.
Ward?
Sounds good to me.
North...
We miss you so much.
Please forgive us.
We made so many mistakes.
We should've
appreciated you more.
If only you could give us
just one more chance.
We love you, son.
We love you very much.
Cut!
Very nice.
Very, very nice.
Touching, moving,
and yet, not over the top.
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