Not Another Not Another Movie Page #4

And her name's wendy,

And she's kinda wonderful.

But i can never tell her.

I'm way too insecure.

I'm damaged goods,

If you know what i mean.

I think i like you, wendy.

Love you, really.

Matter of fact,

I love you a lot

Since i met you,

And i wanna have

Babies with you.

A lot of babies.

Like, quintuplets.

She does not have a clue.

I'm pretty good

At hiding my feelings.

This is

My grandma's ring.

I was wondering if maybe

You'd wear it on

Your finger forever.

And okay,

You can turn around now.

You don't

Want to.

It was a stupid idea.

You hate it, you hate me.

I'm sorry.

Sorry to upset you.

You don't have to give me

The silent treatment, though.

I mean, two can

Play at that game.

No, they can't.

(whispering)

Why did she do that?

I'm so stupid.

She's so pretty.

Oh, great,

I'm evicted.

I'm evicted.

Randy?

Did you hear me?

I'm evicted.

Did you say something?

Oh, you had

Headphones on.

Oh, thank god.

I have those ipod ones,

And you can't hear a thing.

What are you doing?

I was just

Lockin' up.

I'm neurotic,

So i gotta lock it

Like, 50 times.

i'm like jack nicholson

In as good as it gets.

"step over the crack."

Are you okay?

I'm okay.

I'm totally okay.

Look, i got a present.

An eviction notice. Ready?

I can't wait to hear

All the poems today.

I love poems.

I know you do.

I don't think randy

Actually knows what a poem is.

I truly believe

He thinks he does.

But he's trying, though.

This is... This is

A totally original poem.

"i am black,

Grew up in the hood,

"have no parents,

Shot by cops,

"bling bling, blang blang,

Bling bling, bust a cap,

Bust a cap, bust a cap.

"sixteen years old

And never found love,

"speak in rap,

Wanna fly like a dove

Up above the clouds.

The clouds."

Some people think they can

Do the spoken word.

A bit of times,

It does come out

Like verbal diarrhea

Of the mouth.

"the clouds calls rain..."

Wait, i'm sorry.

That's okay. We understood

Where you were going.

I am the head of

Poetry survivors.

There are some dues

That we do have to pay.

Each member has to pay

A small fee of $1,500 a week.

I know it seems hefty,

But it covers

Quite a few different aspects,

For one, my rent.

Um... And if i'm homeless,

I certainly can't hold up

A theater group.

So here at

This poetry club,

We are trying

To showcase

Original works.

It's a policy.

Was that yours?

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Really? About being

Black and 16?

Dut-dut-dut-dut-dut.

Are you sure

It was yours?

Well, uh, no.

Not all of it.

But the dut-dut.

I'm sorry. I found it

On the internet.

Okay. Okay.

But i can read my script

If you like.

No, no.

That's okay.

Maybe next week.

Randy always wants

To read his script.

He gets so into it.

I hate it.

He assigns everybody parts,

And it's so long and boring.

Looks like you and randy

Have been going out a lot.

Yeah, i guess so.

Yeah. That's great.

I mean, he's got a lot

Of great qualities.

He... He's a guy.

He's a great guy.

What exactly

Do you see in him?

Look, i know

He's not perfect,

But neither am i.

Do you know what he does

Every morning?

I don't know. Copy down

Shakespeare and call it

His own?

He goes to

His grandma's

At the nursing home.

And she has alzheimer's.

She wouldn't even know

If he came or not.

But he goes every day.

That's why he wants

To be a screenwriter,

You know.

So he can make

Lots of money

And be able

To take care of her

The proper way.

There's not a lot

Of guys left like that

In the world.

Oh, my god.

I'm such a b*tch.

I mean, i had no idea.

I... I totally thought

He was kind of an idiot,

But i was so wrong.

Hey, randy.

Are you getting sleepy?

Hey, ben.

Ben! The guys have been

Having a great time

Here at work.

They've been calling me ben,

Which i just think is so funny.

Ben, damn it, ben!

Benjamin! Ben!

Ben, where is

My coffee, ben?

Ben.

They have

This good one, right?

They made out

My paycheck to ben,

Which is just

So hilarious.

I tried to explain that

To the bank.

They didn't get it,

Which is a serious problem,

Because i can't pay my rent now.

"ben."

Did you just eat that?

Yeah.

My name's ernie.

I'm 38 years young,

And i'm a production assistant

Here with randy,

Which is great.

It's always been my dream

To become a production

Assistant.

Some people

Like to dream high.

But if you set

Your goals too high,

You might not ever reach 'em.

The shitter's

Clogged again.

Um, apparently, target

Was looking for someone

With more "people skills."

I would've killed

For that job.

Don't worry about it, man.

I'll take care of it

For you, okay?

You just,

You know, relax.

I have a very weak stomach.

I can't really do

The toilets or sometimes,

Take out the trash,

'cause i'll gag sometimes.

Usually always.

That and fish filets

From mcdonald's.

It's something

With the sauce.

It's like the white

And the green.

Just thinkin' about it

Makes me wanna...

I can't even think

About fish.

It just...

Sorry.

Sorry. I have

These nightmares.

I know we were

Doin' this interview.

I dream of these spoof movies

All the time,

And i hate it.

I don't know

Where it comes from.

Maybe my childhood.

Maybe a...

you have to love

Naked gun.

Why aren't you laughin'?

Laugh!

Dad, it was funny

The first few hundred

Times we watched it.

What if we watch

Something else?

that's a great idea. What about

Naked gun 33 1/3, huh?

How about

I get the popcorn?

You stay there.

I'll get it.

Okay, dad.

Oh, man.

Thanks, man.

It's just, last time,

I started throwin' up

When i tried to fix it.

No biggie, man.

I understand.

I owe you big time.

Is it bad in there?

You have no idea.

Overall, my lifelong

Dream and goal

Is to find and marry

And settle down with

A beautiful woman.

He's not comin'.

If he isn't,

I'm in charge.

Right, wes.

You see the way

He was acting?

He was looking for

Any reason to punch

Someone on their ass.

You know what?

Steve's in charge.

No, i'm good.

So do you guys think

That was a real gun

He was packin'?

You bet it was.

Hi there.

Michael foster,

Lester's lawyer.

Lester's been arrested

For killing his parole officer.

He shot and killed

About 20 people.

That's awful.

You're tellin' me.

So what's gonna

Happen to him now?

He'll get about

Five or six days in jail.

He'll be out on parole

Soon enough. I am

His lawyer after all.

Really?

No.

I'd say the electric chair's

About the best he can

Hope for now.

que horrible.

You're probably wondering

Who is going to

Take over the studio

In lester's absence.

It's his wishes

That i introduce to you

His associate, nancy longbottom.

Let's hope she's hot.

No more fives and sixes

In the office.

Hey, nancy.

Thank you, michael.

Isn't nancy

A girl's name?

Amanda:
wes! So lame.

No, that's fine. I've

Heard it since i was a kid.

Got used to it now.

I have to get going,

And i'm gonna leave you

In the capable hands of nancy.

Thanks, michael.

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