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There's still half an hour!

Where have you been? There is,

like, 20 people out there.

We are two hours behind. The sound

is f***ed and Stevie is bailing.

What?

She just sent me a text.

She didn't explain or anything,

just, "Can't make it."

Take these over there.

What? What did she say?

Uh...

Well, don't stress.

We'll...we'll put it together.

Have you done the kegs?

Just two of them.

OK.

OK.

Sorry. Half an hour.

Hey.

Hey.

You shouldn't have committed

to this the weekend before your...

Oh, no, it's good, man.

It's good.

It's time to take it up a notch.

OK.

Lollapalooza, right?

Lollapalooza!

Alright. Would've made

a pretty f***ed-up dad anyway.

Jonah! I've been looking for you.

You have?

I, um...I made a phone call

on your behalf.

You've got cancer?

How could you not tell me this?

You are still so much

a part of my life.

It's OK.

You won't be able to have kids'?

Come upstairs for a second?

Of course.

Oh, my God, the things that I said!

Oh. my God!

Ava...

Ohh.

It's OK.

I don't think that you would be

a terrible father. I really don't.

I think you would be great.

I've always thought that.

I guess that's why

I kept coming back.

I could see it.

Playing with your niece,

when your nephew was born...

Hi, Jonah.

I'm on my way home.

Can you just call me

when you get this, please?

Thanks. 'Bye.

You know I tried with other women.

Was I the first'?

Smitty! Smitty!

Do you know those blokes

in the suspenders?

No, no. Have you seen Jonah?

I just saw them try

and unscrew the toilet lid.

Oh... ohh!

Ohh!

F***!

F***.

Oh, did...did any go in?

What...what happened?

I don't think I can do this.

What?

It's not you.

You're beautiful.

But...

Gus, Gus, Gus!

Oh, now you show up?!

Someone sent out a mass text.

I don't know who

half these people are.

Where's Jonah?

He's upstairs! Can you grab Cantzi?

I think I'm in love with someone.

What?

This is the police.

The party is now over.

Make your way outside, please.

Please, just...just wait here.

I'll sort this out.

Who is she'?

Wait here. Lock the door behind me.

Thank God you didn't...

I'm so sorry.

Hi.

Don't keep drinking,

mate. Get out!

Excuse me, guys.

-Put the drink down and get out.

-Jonah!

The party is over! Move!

Stevie!

Hey.

Hi. Um, I've been calling.

I tried to get through to you.

I've been trying to call you too.

I just wanted to... I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

No, I'm sorry.

I called and I just freaked out

and I didn't mean...because...

Excuse me. Thank you.

I, um...

Excuse me.

You need to move

the f*** away from the door!

Oh...

Um...

Uh...

Stevie!

Sorry. Excuse me.

F***! Excuse me!

Excuse me. Sorry.

Hey, wait, wait!

Stevie, wait!

Stevie, I didn't... Stevie.

Excuse me!

Hey!

Hey, Stevie!

Please stop! Stevie!

Oh, Jesus!

Stevie...

Stevie!

Stev...

F***!

Whoa!

Oh...

F***, f***. Are you alright?

F***! Are you alright?

Oh, sh*t. I'll pay for it.

What? F***, I don't care.

Oh, Jesus, what were you...

Oh!

Yeah...

Listen. I don't care about

getting a baby any more.

I don't care about the arrangement.

I don't.

I just...

..wanna be with you.

Well, I do care.

I want a baby.

And it'll never happen with you.

# I once had a life

# Or rather life had me

# I was one among many

# Or at least I seemed to be

# But I read an old quotation

in a book just yesterday

# It said, "Gonna reap

just what you sow

# "The debts you make

you have to pay"

# Can you get to that?

# Can you get

# I wanna know

# I wanna know

if you can get to that

# Can you get

# I wanna know

# I wanna know

if you can get to that

# I recollect with mixed emotions

# All the good times we used to have

# But you were making preparations

for the coming separation

# And you blew everything we had

# When you base your love on credit

# Then your loving days are done

# Cheques you signed

with love and kisses

# Later come back signed

"insufficient funds"

# Yeah, get to that!

# Can you get

# I wanna know

# I wanna know

if you can get to that

# Can you get, can you get

# I wanna know

# I wanna know

if you can get to that

# When you base your life on credit

# And your loving days are done

# The cheques you signed

with love and kisses

# Later come back signed

"insufficient funds"

# Y'all get to that!

# Can you get

# I wanna know

# I wanna know

if you can get to that

# Can you get, can you get

# I wanna know... #

And you've fasted this morning?

Nothing since dinner.

Right, well, just some

information there

about your recovery

and treatment area.

Any questions?

Yeah, um, what do they do

with the testicle?

Does he get to view it after?

Um, it's OK.

I don't need to view it.

You sure, man?

Is it this one?

Just the door on the right.

I'll check

on you afterwards,

but you may not be

too coherent at that point,

so I will call you tomorrow,

and we'll begin talking about

the next phase of your treatment.

Alright, I'll see you soon, Jonah.

Hi, Aidan.

Gus.

Well, uh, Gus, could you help me

back to the car with Aidan?

Yeah. Hey.

Call me, yeah, as soon as...

Yep.

'Bye, Stevie.

'Bye.

He's not an explosive device, Gus.

Yeah, no, I know,

but is this smell normal?

I'll be back in a second.

Thanks for coming. It means a lot.

I got you something.

Choc bullets!

I love choc bullets.

Yeah, I know.

Thank you.

Uh, Jonah,

what I said

the other night...

Um, I'm sorry.

Nah, I'm sorry.

No, I...

What I said was inexcusable and...

No, Stevie, you were right.

You were so right.

You've just gotta be a mum, Stevie.

That's the best thing

that's come out of all of this.

Now you know.

I reckon you would have been

one of those girls who turns 40

and thinks, "Sh*t, I did want a kid."

Now you know.

And you got heaps of time.

You're gonna meet

a really cool guy

and you're gonna have

four kids, I reckon.

I haven't

changed that much.

And what about you?

Maybe I was always meant

to be, like, the cool uncle,

just giving your kids

their first beers.

And one day you gotta tell them

that if it wasn't for me...

..you never would have had kids.

OK!

They said they're coming

with the wheelchair.

So it's time.

Hey, Stevie, it's OK.

You just gotta think it's actually

the start of Jonah getting better.

Oh... Oh!

Shh, it's OK.

Hey, man.

I'll see you on the other side.

I'm not dying, Gus.

No, that's right. No, you're not.

Um, the things you said to me

the other night, did you mean them?

What did he say? What did you say?

Are you ready, Mr Reid?

The orderly will be here

in a minute.

I did.

I do, but...

I don't think you should

settle for cool uncle.

I think you gotta be a dad.

And if you can't do it naturally,

then there's always donor sperm.

I...

Ohh.

What...what the f***'?

# Girl is on my mind

# Girl is on my mind

# I try to ignore and I try to unwind

# But she is on my mind

# Her eyes are in my eyes

# Her eyes are in my eyes

# Where I've been, how time flies

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