Nothing But Trouble Page #6
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1991
- 94 min
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HIP-HOP SWING BEAT CHAMPAGNE %%
%% IT'S JUS THE SAME OLD SONG %%
%% MEANWHILE WE'LL KEEP
THE BEAT KICKIN' %%
%% SWEAT DRIPPIN' %%
EATIN' CHICKEN %%
%% I LOVE YOU, ROVER, MOVE OVER,
%% SNEEZIN', BUT STILL
I'M PLEASIN' ALL THE SLIMMIES %%
WITH A JENNY %%
DON'T YOU KNOW? %%
THERE I GO %%
%% WHEN I'M RAPPIN' AS IF SHE'S
CLAPPIN', THEN I'M STRAPPIN' %%
%% 'CAUSE I'M SMARTER
THAN THAT %%
%% AND THEN, GIRLIE,
%% IT'S JUS THE SAME OLD SONG %%
%% ALL AROUND
THE WORLD %%
%% SAME SONG %%
%% AHH %%
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THE WORLD %%
%% SAME SONG %%
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THE WORLD %%
%% SAME SONG %%
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YES.
YEP.
YOU SURE ARE A GAGGLE
OF MUSICIANS, SURE ENOUGH.
AND NOW...
THE DISPOSITION:
OF YOUR CASE.
UH, GATHER IN
A LITTLE CLOSER, THERE.
THAT'S RIGHT.
RIGHT THERE. YEAH.
IN LIGHT OF:
YOUR CONTRIBUTION
SUSPEND ALL SENTENCES.
BEFORE THE SHIRE COUR THIS EVENING.
AND, UH...
WELL, YOUSE ALL
WHERE'S DIANE?
I GOT SOMETHING:
BETTER FOR YOU.
FIRST YOU OUGHTA
KNOW SOMETHING.
TO INVEIGH:
THE MAXIMUM LEVY.
FREQUENTLY, UNDESIRABLES
ARE PUT TO DEATH.
I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT.
COME ON. BUT DEATH
AND FOR BEING:
A BANKER.
THAT'S
THE DOUBLE DEATH.
HOWEVER,
I'D BE WILLING
TO CAST ASIDE:
ALL FINDINGS,
BE BLIND TO:
YOUR BANKER'S BLOOD,
LET YOU LIVE OU YOUR DAYS HERE
AS HUSBAND:
TO MY GRANDDAUGHTER,
FATHER TO HER CHILD,
WHA-WHAT ARE
YOU SAYING?
OH, COME ON, LAD.
TAKE HER HAND.
WARM MY TIRED:
OLD HEART.
I KNOW WOMEN.
SHE LOVES YOU.
EVER SINCE:
SHE SAW YOU,
SHE'S BEEN
FLOATING AROUND:
LIKE MILKWEED:
IN A SPRING BREEZE.
UH-HUH.
MAKE HER HAPPY.
TAKE CARE:
OF HER NEEDS,
AND YOU'LL INHERI A FORTUNE
ALI BABA:
WOULD CRAVE.
LISTEN, JUDGE.
UH...
YOU KNOW, I'VE--I'VE SPEN SOME TIME ALONE WITH HER,
AND SHE'S
A SPECTACULAR WOMAN.
MUTE.
AH.
BUT, JUDGE, AS FAR AS
A PUD COLLAR.
AND CHAINS,
AND I'LL GET YOU
ALL MARRIED UP,
AND WE'LL WELCOME
WITH AN:
ALL-NIGHT REEL.
NO CUFFS, HUH?
NO CUFFS.
PUD COLLAR.
WELL, I MUST SAY...
IT SOUNDS:
AWFULLY TEMPTING.
HIT IT.
YO. DROP IT, J.
THAT'S IT.
YO.
WHAT IT BE?
WHAT IT BE?
SHE'S KIND OF
SPECIAL, ISN'T SHE?
YOU'LL NEVER
HAVE CAR TROUBLE.
[BAND HUMS
%% DA-DA %%
AH, YEAH.
OK.
AHEM.
HEREBY DULY RECOGNIZING
THE WILL AND WISH
OF A MAN AND WOMAN
AND LIFE-BINDING
STATE OF MATRIMONY,
HEREWITH CONFIRM
THAT YOU,
ELDONA MARJORIE:
VALKENHEISER,
DO TAKE TO HUSBAND
ONE...
CHRISTOPHER:
LAWRENCE THORNE.
HMM.
MMM.
AND YOU...
CHRISTOPHER:
LAWRENCE THORNE...
CONFIRM THAT YOU DO
TAKE TO WIFE...
ONE ELDONA MARJORIE
VALKENHEISER?
[MUMBLES]
PARDON?
WHAT?
[MUMBLES]
SPEAK UP!
I CAN--
I DO--I DO.
MMM.
[POUNDS GAVEL]
WELL, JUDGE, PLENTY
OF TIME FOR THA ON THE HONEYMOON.
NO, NOT IN FRON OF ALL THESE PEOPLE,
YOUR HONOR.
NOW!
BEFORE THE OLD MAN
CHANGES HIS MIND.
WAIT! WAIT!
HELP ME!
HELP ME! THESE
ARE DANGEROUS PEOPLE.
NO!
IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
I WAS NERVOUS:
AT MY WEDDING, TOO.
NO! PLEASE!
NEVER MIND HIM.
HE'S JUST GO THE WEDDING NIGHT JITTERS.
I'LL OPEN THE GATE
YOU BE COOL, MAN.
YEAH, WELL, BYE.
YOU WEAK-LIVERED PUFFBALL!
DAMN CITY-WORKING,
YUPPITY WELL WALLET!
LOOK HOW YOU:
HURT MY GRANDDAUGHTER.
AW, YOU AIN' FAMILY MATERIAL ANYWAY.
NO, JUDGE!
AW, COME ON,
JUDGE!
NO, I WASN'T...
NO, JUDGE!
WHY? I...
JUDGE,
WHA--WHAT...
WAIT!
WHOA, NELLY!
AW, COME ON,
JUDGE!
OH, NO, AH!
SO LONG, CHARLIE!
OH, NO, OH, NO!
OH, PLEASE, GOD!
GUARANTEED YOU'RE GOING
OH, GOD!
Judge:
I'M OF THE SCHOOLTHAT BELIEVES:
THE LAST 30 SECONDS
OF A PERSON'S LIFE
OUGHT TO HAVE:
JUDGE, LISTEN,
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
AAH!
%% GOIN' DOWN %%
%% BONESTRIPPER... %%
OH, PLEASE,
OH, PLEASE, GOD, NO!
JUDGE, I'M SORRY, PLEASE!
I--I--I LOVE ELDONA!
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!
AAH!
OH, NO! MY--HEY!
PLEASE, GOD, HELP!
PLEASE, GOD, STOP!
PLEASE, GOD, OH, PLEASE!
GOD...
OH, PLEASE, DEAR LORD!
PLEASE...
PLEASE, GOD, I...
THANK YOU, LORD.
OH.
DAMN THING:
BLEW A BELT.
TELL ELDONA:
EASY ON HER, GRANDPA.
I'LL GET HIM.
TO THE GRADERTINE.
DIANE?
DIANE?
%% I MEAN, I MEAN, I MEAN,
%% I DREAM, I DREAM,
I DREAM, I DREAM %%
%% OH, KISS, OH, KISS,
COME ON!
ELDONA!
MMM.
MMM.
OK.
AAH!
YOU GO ON,
GET OUT OF HERE!
YOU BIG SLUSHBAG!
EXCUSE MY GRANDKIDS.
THEY'RE ALL SPOILED
PULP ROTTEN!
THAT'S RIGHT.
TOO MUCH, TOO EASY,
TOO SOON.
KIDS TODAY, I KNOW.
THANKS.
WANT A MINT CANDY?
OH, UH...
NO, NO.
MISSY...
I SURE DO HATE:
ME, TOO.
BUT I WILL!
IF JOE POLO:
DON'T SHOW.
OK.
CHILD, YOU'LL WALK FREE.
SCOT-FREE,
RIGHT OUT OF HERE.
YOU JUST GE ON THE TWO-WAY NOW
AND TELL MR. HIGH-CLASS
TO COME ON IN.
OK, I'LL TALK TO HIM
RIGHT NOW.
ALL RIGHT.
AAH!
YOU OK, JUDGE?
SEE?
SEE THAT?
NOW SOMEBODY'S
GOT TO PAY:
FOR THE WAY:
YOU WAN YOUR PILLS?
I'M ALL RIGHT.
HEY, HOTWORM!
LISTEN!
GIRLFRIEND DOWN HERE
FOR A QUARTERING,
BUT BECAUSE:
SHE'S A BRIGHT-EYED,
SMART-LOOKING TYPE,
I'M WILLING
TO MAKE A TRADE.
YOU LIE DOWN:
IN HER PLACE,
SHE GOES FREE.
INCLUDING YOU.
HERE, HERE, YOU TELL--
WHERE THE HELL'S
THAT DOG-FOOD-EATING GRANDSON
OF MINE ANYWAY?
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