Nothing Sacred Page #3
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- 1937
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He's... he's worked up
a nutty demonstration.
New York is going to lay
its heart at your feet
while the whistles blow and the
bands play and the cameras grind.
How about you, sailor? Anything you
care to say as we go into action?
Oh, I'm going to have a marvelous
time. Whatever happens afterwards -
I mean about the convulsions and all that
- I'm going to have fun first I am I am
Well, if that doesn't make
them cry, nothing will.
Cry? Why should they cry?
Because you're the bravest kid that ever
lived. There's no fake about it this time.
Oh, look!
Don't excite yourself too much.
It's just a fake.
What did you say?
I said, don't excite yourself too much.
It's just a fake.
- Who? Who is a fake?
- Those grapplers.
- The only square thing about them is the ring.
- Oh, them!
They're a symbol to the whole town
pretending to fight, love,
weep and laugh all the time...
and they're phonies, all of 'em.
- And I head the list.
- Oh no, you don't. Don't say that.
Using you to get a bonus and
Making good over your poor,
little pain-racked body and all.
I'm worse than those fake wrestlers.
I feel fine tonight, Wally. You and the
Morning Star have been so wonderful to me.
You know, these wonderful gowns and the
banquets and the theater tickets and...
the poetry.
Stop looking so happy
and gallant, will you?
Breaks my heart.
- You all right?
- Oh, yes. I-I feel fine.
Ladies and gentlemen! I have just learned
that Miss Hazel Flagg is in the audience!
I would like to ask this distinguished
audience to observe ten seconds of silence
in respect for Miss Flagg.
Okay, boys.
Would it interfere with your running the
fleet if I ask you something personal?
That's what we're here for,
to get personal. Proceed.
Go and make it fast, will you?
- That thing on the top there?
- Yes, my little mariner, yes.
Try not to go overboard.
but they didn't know.
- They didn't know what?
- If you were married.
The answer, in capital
letters, is no. N-O.
- N-O?
- Yeah. N-O.
Oh, I see. I don't suppose
newspapermen marry, as a rule.
Not after they're 14 or 15. That's the
dangerous age for the journalist.
His ideals are not yet formed and he
falls easy prey to elderly waitresses.
- Once his finer side is born, he waits.
- For what?
For the sound of the flare alarm, Miss
Flagg. Waits to go rushing off for the fire.
- What fire is that, Mr. Cook?
- Love.
- I used to hear about that in Warsaw.
- Yeah. It's gotten around.
- You're having fun?
- Yes. But you know, I get kinda depressed.
You know, last night when I entered
the theater, everybody moaned. Oh.
You know, I might as well be
a case of walking cholera.
Don't do that!
Now, I used to love New York when
they went gaga over some celebrity.
Danced in the streets with a
I'm getting fed up with its trick tears
and phony lamentations over you.
I'm glad they're phony. It makes
everything all right, in a way.
I mean I wouldn't wanna feel I was
really making all those people suffer.
Wally! Wally, look at
that man with the toupee!
Greetings, greetings, my little folks!
Heh-heh.
Tonight, there is one among us
Who adds a bit of unaccustomed
drama to our little rally.
She sits here, eyes sparkling, her
face wreathed in a lovely smile.
Drinking in the charm, the
glitter, the gay sounds of life.
So drink your wine,
laugh and applaud
while this little doomed child
Her last goodbye, with a
grateful smile on her lips.
So on with the show,
On with the show, for tonight you're
not the famous folk of Broadway.
Tonight you're just a little chorus
laughing and dancing and pirouetting
To afford a last brief
hour of mirth and jollity
to America's simplest and sweetest
of heroines
Miss Hazel Flagg.
For good, clean fun, there's
nothing like a wake.
Oh please, please,
let's not talk shop.
Our next number tonight, ladies and gentlemen,
is entitled "The Heroines of History".
Catherine the Great who saved Russia.
She could do it, too.
Lady Godiva who saved her virtue.
That's the way those
things go, folks.
putting her finger in the dyke.
Show them the finger, babe.
Pocahontas who saved
Captain John Smith
and later on set him up in
the cough drop business.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, I want you to
meet that little girl from Warsaw, Vermont.
That little soldier whose heroic
smile in the face of death
has wrung tears and cheers from
the great stone heart of the city.
I humbly invite her now to take her place
beside all the great Heroines of History.
Our own Miss Hazel Flagg!
Look! Something has
happened to Hazel!
Look out, young fella.
Let me at her.
- Has it... has it come?
- Doctor, I wanna know the worst.
I don't want you to spare our feelings.
We're going to press in 15 minutes.
- Is there a chance, doctor?
- I've been expecting something like this.
Let's get her out of here.
Quick.
Please, everybody. Take your seats.
Quiet, please. Take your seats.
There must be no commotion.
The show must go on. Hazel
would want it that way.
I'm disgusted with you, Hazel. Getting
drunk in the middle of a memorial.
- Now lie down like I tell you.
- I'm not drunk.
I just had a little sip, thassall, and then...
then all of those buffaloes ran over me.
They weren't buffaloes,
they were horses.
- I might've been trampled to death!
- Don't yell, I tell you!
If somebody respectable could see you
now, that would be pretty, wouldn't it?
Shame on you!
Take your stockings off!
You're the doctor,
take 'em off yourself.
Say! What are you doing?
If anything happens,
we have to replate.
That's all that counts to
you, isn't it, you birdbrain
With a headline for a heart?
That poor, gallant little kid standing in
front of that goofy bunch of horses.
And smiling, just smiling.
Don't waste copy on me, Wallace.
Oliver, that's the sweetest, loveliest
kid in there that ever lived.
Yes, you said that
before, Wally.
I'm through. I can't play
pallbearer any longer. I'm resigning.
She's all right, gentlemen.
Sleeping like a little baby.
- No! Are you sure?
- Just as if nothing had happened.
She'll be fitter than a
fiddle in the morning.
In the morning,
ya-da-de-dee, da-daa...
Oh.
Oh.
- Oh my Gosh! Miss Rafferty, Miss Rafferty!
- Yes?
Oh, make them stop ringing that phone.
It'll break my head open.
- Hello?
- I don't wanna talk to anybody.
Just a minute. There are twenty little
schoolchildren downstairs to sing for you.
Mr. Stone arranged for it yesterday.
Oh, it's horrible. I'll go mad!
- Send them up.
- You may bring them up, sir.
Oh my Gosh, there's a
sawmill inside my head.
You may leave the
room, Miss Rafferty.
I brought you something.
Raw eggs.
Just what you need.
Their albumen counteracts
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