Nothing Sacred Page #4
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the alcohol.
Suck 'em right down.
Settle your stomach.
Go on. I got a whole dozen.
Is this the way drunks feel?
Hazel, you got what is known
in medicine as a hangover.
I've got something worse than that.
I've got a conscience.
Keep on sucking that egg, and
your conscience will go away.
I'm ruining him.
Let me have your pulse, Hazel.
Don't jiggle me. My pulse is all right.
I'm as healthy as an ox. Oh!
Well, stop groaning then!
You old fraud, you know
what I'm groaning about!
Oh, I wish, I wish I had radium
poisoning or something awful.
Then... then I wouldn't ruin him.
Who is this you're ruining, Hazel?
- Wallace. Mr. Cook.
- Oh, him. Have another egg.
Enoch, listen. He thinks I've helped
and they're gonna give him a bonus.
Mr. Stone is a bonus.
It's coming out of the
$10,000 they owe me.
If I'm not complaining,
why should he worry?
He thinks I've helped him. Helped him.
And it makes him feel bad.
Oh, I can't stand it.
You know what'll happen when they find out
I'm a horrible, good-for-nothing fake?
They'll blame him. Everybody! They'll
just burn down the newspaper.
And the Mayor, he'll have Wally lynched.
You just wait and see.
Oh, Enoch. Why did you
let me come to New York?
If you were only as
honest as you look.
Mr. Cook is here to see Miss Flagg.
Do you feel able to speak to him?
All right, tell him to wait.
- Tell him to come in!
- Come in!
- Hello. Hello, Hazel.
- Hello.
Hello, doctor.
It, uh, it won't hurt
her if I visit a while?
She's doing very well
for her last few weeks.
Gee, I'm glad to hear that, Hazel.
I was, uh... we were worried.
Excuse me.
I wouldn't have disturbed you, but,
uh, I'm going away and I thought...
- I might not see you again until...
- You're going away where?
Oh, just to Albany.
- What for?
- Just to see the governor.
Wallace, what are you doing
in Albany with the governor?
Now, Hazel, you mustn't
get overwrought.
Well, if it's about me,
I must know about it.
It's, uh, about the
arrangements, Hazel.
What arrangements?
For the funeral.
What funeral?
Yours.
Oh.
Have I... Have I shocked you?
Oh no, oh no. Everybody has
to have a funeral sometime.
Well, but not like
yours, darling.
Gee, I meant to keep
it as a surprise.
Oh, it's better this way, your telling
me in advance so I can get used to it.
Oh, I hope it's gonna be a little funeral.
Oh, I'm afraid that's way
way impossible, Hazel.
According to the present registration,
there'll be about 30,000 automobiles
and a considerable group on foot.
About half a million, I think.
- Oh, my.
- That's not half enough to mourn for you.
Oliver thought we could get the
President, but, uh, he's still fishing.
I arranged to have the Symphony
orchestra there instead.
Well, if it's all arranged,
why are you going to Albany?
Well, uh, I had an idea this morning.
I'm getting the governor to declare a
public holiday for the, uh, occasion.
Oh, like St. Valentine's Day?
I'm glad I told you.
Hazel, I want you to know now and
always. I think you're magnificent.
Oh please, please, don't say that.
Do you have to go away?
Oh, I'll be back by night.
And I've got another surprise for
you, but I-I'll not tell you now.
But I've got to hear it.
- Well, I promised you I wouldn't do this.
- You wouldn't do what?
Call in any other doctor.
Hazel, I know you have great faith in
Enoch. But I've broken my promise.
Dr. Emil Egelhofer is arriving on the
Rex this afternoon. He's from Vienna.
- And I'm bringing him to see you.
- What for?
Hazel, he is the greatest expert
on radium poisoning in the world.
I know it's incurable, but when I heard
he was on the Rex I radioed him.
There's... there's always an outside
chance. You know, just one in a million.
I'm sorry, I... I've got to run
to get the 10 o'clock plane.
Hazel, I-I know it's a long shot, but...
we can hope, hm?
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Pardon me.
- The little children are here, Hazel.
- What little children?
- They've come to sing for you.
- Enoch, this is the end.
Don't ask any questions,
just listen to me. We're caught.
Dr. Egelhofer's coming here
tonight to expose me and Wally.
You've got nothing to fear from any
doctor who comes snoopin' around here.
Better have another egg.
There's only one way out. There's only
one way to save you and me and Wally.
I've got to commit suicide in advance
before that scientist gets to me.
- I... I've got to be drowned.
- Awww, suck this egg, I tell you.
- Oh, shut up!
I'll leave a note to the
city thanking everybody.
You get rid of the news for the evening,
and then I'll jump into the river.
Somebody's bound to see me jumping, and you'll
be waiting in a rowboat to fish me out.
And I'll swim underwater,
and I'll change my name
and hide away for the rest of my
life and never, never see him again.
And they'll hold the
funeral without me.
Hello, honey. This is Ernest.
Honey, what kinda
flowers do you like?
Huh?
Don't worry, honey, they
all the same price.
I'm gettin' them wholesale.
Be right up, honey.
Hello. Get me the Morning Star. Quick.
Who committed suicide?
Read it to me.
Dear New York City, Goodbye.
Remember me as someone
you made very happy.
I have enjoyed everything.
There's only one thing left to enjoy.
Your river - that smiled
outside of my window.
It is easy to die when the
heart is full of gratitude.
Hazel Flagg.
Hello, Oliver. Well, we get our holiday.
Shut up.
Jumpin' H. Sebastian.
She's double-crossed us.
- Who has?
- Miss Flagg.
- She's gone over to some other paper?
- She's gone into the river.
Listen, you weasel-brain. What
are you trying to tell me?
Hazel Flagg has committed suicide.
I don't believe it.
Ernest, your Sultan, has
found her suicide note.
He saw her leave the
hotel five minutes ago.
Give me the Mayor at once.
Get the governor. Tell him we
want that holiday tomorrow.
You're a fine pair of gravediggers.
You and the governor both.
Hello, hello, Mayor? This is
Wallace Cook of the Star calling...
One... two... three...
Enoch!
Enoch!
Okay, Hazel, okay!
One...
- Two...
- Hazel!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
You freakin' fool! What the
devil's the matter with you?
What are you trying to do?
- Wally! Wally! Are you all right?
- Sure! I'm all right!
But I... But I can't swim.
- Wally!
- Give me your hand!
That's a fine, sweet
trick you tried to play.
- Well, why didn't you stay in Albany?
- Jumping off a pier like some hothead.
- I didn't jump, I was pushed!
- Scaring everybody out of their wits...
Stop hollering. I'm-I'm nervous.
Listen, either you give me your word
of honor you won't try that again.
Or I'll spank your little...
Wallace, don't you think you oughta
notify them that you've located me?
have 'em dragging the river!
Oh, the fresh air will do 'em good.
Come on, I wanna talk to you.
What...?
This is as good a place as any.
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