Nuts in May Page #5
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this morning.
I follow the Royal Canadian Air Force
system myself.
RAY:
Oh, yeah?KEITH:
Do you have a system?Well, I was just doing basic sort of
rugby circuit training, really.
-Yes, but is it a system?
-What do you mean, system?
Well, is it tabulated,
do you time yourself?
Well, you can do if you want to,
but I was just loosening up.
Oh, I see.
Have you seen my maximum-minimum
thermometer over there?
Oh, yeah.
One of my instruments
for logging the weather.
Another one over here.
This is a portable barometer,
bit like a travelling clock, really.
Bit silly in the middle of the night,
if you wake up
and want to know the time,
turn over, and all you'll find out
is whether it's fair or foul.
-Do you take sugar, Ray?
-Yeah, two, please.
It's only brown sugar.
Is that all right?
Sure. As long as it's sweet, you know.
We don't keep the killer whites
in our tent, do we, Candice Marie?
-No.
-White flour, white sugar.
Lot of people don't realise
the body doesn't need sugar
as most people know it,
breaks down carbohydrates
into polysaccharides,
which are natural sugars
more easily absorbed by the body.
We can get our sugar
from fruit and honey.
Glucose, sucrose and frucrose.
-Did you know that, Ray?
-Yeah.
Oh.
You, uh, eat meat, Ray?
Oh, yeah, I love meat, it's great.
Candice Marie and I don't take it,
do we?
it's inhumane to kill animals for food.
Man is not a carnivore,
he's naturally a frugivore,
he eats fruit and nuts.
It's interesting to note, Ray,
that a carnivore's jaws
move up and down like this
but a plant-eating animal
and human being's jaws
also swing from side to side, like that.
Yes, and a carnivore
has a very short intestine
suitable for carrying the putrefying
meat through the system
whereas a human being
has a very long intestine
not suitable for that function at all.
No wonder so many people
have cancer of the bowel.
Well, I don't know, a lot of athletes
and sportsmen eat meat.
They seem to do all right by it.
Oh, yes,
but it's a well-known fact, Ray,
that a world champion marathon runner
was a vegetarian
and he reckoned that
it improved his running.
Yes, a lot of famous people in
history have been vegetarians,
Leonardo da Vinci, Malcolm Muggeridge.
''And God said, behold, I have given
unto thee every herb-bearing seed
''which is upon the face of the earth,
the fruit of every tree-yielding seed,
''to you it shall be for meat.''
Genesis Chapter 1 , Verse 29.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Do you mind if I smoke?
Well...
You do what you want to do, Ray.
It's just that Keith and I believe
that smoking damages your health.
Well, never mind.
You see, Ray, you can't see
the damage that it's doing,
but if I could take
one of your lungs now
and put it on the table in front of you
and cut it in half,
I think you'd be absolutely horrified.
You have to remember
that the air polluted by one person
has to be breathed by everybody else.
Pollution is one of the great disasters
of our age.
I see running a car
doesn't bother you much.
Oh, I only use it
for getting from A to B.
RAY:
Is that a banjo?Yes, that's one of our interests.
I have a banjo
and Candice Marie has a guitar.
Would you like to show
your guitar to Ray, Candice Marie?
All right.
Yes, matter of fact,
we make up songs together.
We went on a trip up to London
one day last year
and made up a song
about going to the zoo.
-Would you like to hear it?
-Yeah, why not?
All right.
Do you have a girlfriend, Ray?
-Pardon?
-Do you have a girlfriend?
No.
Are you married?
I can't afford it.
Well, money isn't everything
when you're in love.
-Is it, Candice Marie?
-No, Keith.
Hmm.
Well, I usually take the time
from Candice Marie, anyway.
# I want to see... #
Candice Marie sings
and then I come in with the second line
and we both sing the last line together.
This is Candice Marie's first line.
# I want to see the zoo, she said,
I want to see the zoo
My line.
# I want to take you there, he said,
I want to go with you
# I want to see the lions
The third line.
# And the tigers, too
KEITH:
Last line.BOTH:
# I want to see the zoo, she said,I want to see the zoo #
KEITH:
Do you sing, Ray?Well, I chant a bit, you know.
What, madrigals?
-No.
-KEITH:
What sort of thing?Well, I don't think it'd be quite
suitable here, you know.
Shall we sing the second verse,
Candice Marie? Yes.
Slightly different from the first.
-Keep your rhythm, Keith.
-Oh, sorry, yes.
# I want to see the zoo, she said,
I want to see the zoo
# I want to take you there, he said,
I want to go with you
-# I'd be afraid of the lions
-Different lines here, you see.
# And of the tigers, too
# I'd be afraid of everything
if I did not have you #
See, I got the lines wrong there.
They're slightly different
from the first.
-Now would you like to join in, Ray?
-Well, I don't think so...
Yes, come along. You can sing the second
and the fourth line with me, all right?
''I want to take you there, he said,
I want to go with you.''
And then the last line is
''I want to see the zoo, she said,
I want to see the zoo.''
I'll help you. All right, Candice Marie?
-# I want to see the zoo, she said
-Candice Marie's first line.
# I want to see the zoo
# I want to take you there, he said,
I want to go with you
-That's it. Here we are, Ray. Ready?
-# I want to see the lions
-# And the tigers, too
-Here we are.
ALL:
# I want to see the zoo, she said,I want to see the zoo #
-Well done, Ray!
-Well done, Ray.
-That's lovely.
-You're good.
Would you like to try it on your own?
-No, I don't think so.
-KEITH:
Yes, do the last line, yes.''I want to see the zoo, she said,
I want to see the zoo.''
All right? I'll help you.
# I want to see the zoo, she said,
I want to see the zoo
# I want to take you there, he said,
I want to go with you
-# I want to see the lions
-Here we are, Ray, coming up, ready?
-# And the tigers, too
-Here we are.
# I want to see the zoo, she said,
I want to see the zoo #
KEITH:
That's very good, Ray, very good.CANDICE MARIE:
Nice voice, Ray.-Do you want that photograph taken now?
-Oh, yes.
Oh, yes, Ray, yes.
Have you taken a photograph before?
Yeah.
Right, I'll just set the camera for you.
Now, you stand there, Candice Marie.
Further forward, further forward,
that's it, stand there. Stay there.
Now, the sun is over there...
Eleven feet should do it, right.
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine,
1 0, 1 1 .
Come along, Ray, stand over here,
on the line, that's it.
Left foot forward more. Now, 1 1 feet.
There we are.
Now, look into the little black box.
Can you see Candice Marie?
-Yeah.
-Good.
Now, wait until I get over there
and when you can see us both
in the little black box,
press that button.
-Can you do that?
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