Nutty Professor II: The Klumps Page #3
Yeah.
Uh, Sherman, can I talk to you
in private for just a second?
Sherman, I got a call today...
...and, well, I've been offered a full
professorship at the University of Maine.
University of Maine? But,
Denise, that's in Maine. Yeah.
Oh.
Well, uh, that's a fine
department over there in Maine.
It is gonna be a...
...tremendous loss
to Wellman, though.
Well, I haven't decided to
leave just yet. You haven't?
Well, no, I mean-
There's something
very important to me here...
...and I'm not so sure
I can just leave it behind.
Well, Denise, you can finish the
research we started on your own.
Sherman, I'm not talking about research. Really?
Sherman,
you're very special to me.
Oh, well, uh,
I didn't...
...think you and I
would ever- Ever-
...because of-
How can I put it? Because I'm
- Big.
Yeah. I was gonna say fat,
but, yeah.
Big is better, yep.
Sherman, that doesn't matter to
me. What matters to me is that...
...you're kind and decent.
You are... The most brilliant man I've ever known.
Uh, speaking of which, I shouldn't
keep you from your research...
...so, um,
I'll talk to you later.
Okay, I'll see you soon.
My goodness.
Professor?
You okay?
Yeah. I just don't wanna
hurt her,Jason.
Then you won't.
Hey, you can control Buddy.
You know, it's funny how you get used
to certain things in life, you know?
You get used to being overweight. I know I did.
You even get used to people
making fun of you.
Somewhere along the line,
I got used to being alone.
And I just don't wanna
be alone anymore.
Denise! Denise!
Oh, Sherman,
the flowers are beautiful.
But what are you doing down
there? Please, come inside.
...just a minute. Let me do
something first. Come here, guys.
Denise,
I just wanna say that...
...working alongside you
this past year...
...getting to know you
and be close to you-
...it's been the most
wonderful time of my life.
How lovely.
I'd just like to say that-
...it doesn't matter if you wanna take
that other job or if you wanna stay here.
What matters to me most
is that you're happy.
Denise, I have something
that I wanna ask you.
Denise-
Denise Gaines-
Yes, Sherman?
Denise, will you-
Well, ask her!
Denise, will you
- Hey, Sherman. You hear me, Sherman?
Denise, will you-
will you...
...let me come up there
and put my beef in your taco?
Oh, no, no, no, no!
That's not what I meant to say,
Denise. That was a littlejoke.
A little joke. I wanted to see if you
wanted to go out and get Mexican food.
That's why I said that. Well,
I am kinda hungry, but I'm not-
Yeah, you are, huh? I bet you could
stand for a big ol' Whopper right now.
- You're sick!
- I got to tell you, I'm a Jumbo Jack man myself.
Yeah, and I'm loaded
with secret sauce.
And I'd like to come up there,
and take my crotch puppet...
...to the midnight show
at Fuzzy's if you let me.
Yeah! Come on! Oh, yeah!
Back that thing up! Yeah!
Come on! Come on!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Come on!
Make it funky!
You're gonna ruin my lawn,
you pervert!
Put on the good ass!
Sherman, I don't know what's gotten
into you, but I don't like it at all!
Hah, way to go, Sherman!
Oh, my goodness!
You haven't seen the last of me,
Sherman! Oh, my goodness, what'd I do?
Denise!
Denise!
I'm gonna pee on myself.
I'm gonna pee in your pants!
Okay, Buddy,
it's time for you to go.
That's sexy.
I thought it'd be soothing. It'd be soothing
if you turned that sh*t off so I can sleep.
Oh, Cletus,
you haven't even looked at me.
I know what you look like. We married for 44
years. I look at you every day, all day long.
- I know just what you look like.
- Cletus, please, look at me!
Damn.
Now here we go.
You got a show tonight?
What you got that on for?
Well, if you don't know after 44 years of
marriage, I don't know what to say to you.
You should say good night and take that damn
rag off that lamp before we burn something down.
Hell.
There!
What about Viagra?
Viagra don't work for me.
I've been taking 'em like M&M's.
Look, Cletus,
maybe it's psychosomatic.
I seen on Oprah once that this
happen to men after they get fired.
Um, I mean, retired. You know,
sometimes you lose your self-esteem.
Lose self-esteem?
I ain't lost no self-esteem.
You're always yapping about it.
You won't never let up! Forget it!
You're like a broken record. Every time I
turn around, "Cletus, how you feeling now?"
"You got the groove now?"
Every time I walk in the room...
I don't even wanna hear it. You shake
your ass, trying to get me stimulated.
Go to sleep, please. I don't want to hear it. Let it happen naturally
- Organically...
[Muttering[
Good- Good night.
I don't want no chemically erection!
That's what you want?
Never mind, Cletus!
Never mind!
I mean, I'm sorry to yell and scream,
but you got too much pressure on me!
You want tenderness?
Ease up on the pressure.
Too much pressure for me.
Slow it down, Isaac.
No, no, baby, I'm over here.
Now, there they go.
Now, you're fine now.
Isaac, you're a champion.
That's your ho-ass mother.
Hey! My mama is not no ho!
Gotta slow it down! I ain't taking
nobody to the emergency room tonight!
gonna stay broke this time.
Isaac! Bingo. Keno.
Professor? Professor?
Hey.
Professor?
Hey, Professor!
Wake up.
Oh. Oh,Jason.
My God, what happened?
Buddy.
I had to get rid of Buddy.
What?
He had to go.
You could've killed yourself.
I mean, who knows?
This could affect your coordination,
your neurological system.
It could even affect your intelligence.
We don't even know if this is gonna work.
Only one way to find out.
Okay, Sherman, what is this about? Denise.
I'm so glad you came.
You know, I almost didn't come.
Well, I'm awful glad
you did.
Listen to me, Denise.
Listen.
You know, fireflies, when
they're searching for a mate...
...the way they find one another
is they emit a pheromone...
...and I've synthesized it
into a spray form.
Wait a minute. You brought
me out here for an experiment?
Denise, wait, please! Just hear
me out! Please, don't leave.
Sherman, why did you act
that way the other night?
Well, Denise...
...when I found out that you might be leaving,
it just got me all messed up inside.
I said some things
I really didn't mean at all.
It was
- It was like there was another person inside me...
...who didn't appreciate how wonderful you
are to me and how special you are to me.
And-And- But that
side of me is gone now.
I got rid of that person forever.
You'll never see that ugly face again.
I just want you to know that for sure. That's
why I wanted you to come out here tonight.
...just-Just bear with me,
please.
Hope my little friends
might be able to...
...say it better than me.
Yes, Sherman Klump,
I will.
Will you really? Really? Really.
Yes. I will. I really will. You will?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Come on, Buster.
Time to go home.
That's right. That's right.
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