Nutty Professor II: The Klumps Page #4

Time to go home.

Now wait. Sit.

Good boy.

Wait for Uncle "J."

Stud.

Buster!

Hey, Buster, where'd you

go, boy? Here's a good boy.

Ohhhh, Sherman,

Sherman, Sherman!

My baby's finally getting

married, married, married!

Oh, Sherman! I'm so happy for you, Sherman.

You're finally

gonna get some.

Whoo!

Come on now, dance with me,

girl. You look fantastic.

If you two can stop

getting all jiggy with it...

...perhaps I can give you something

to really celebrate. Oh, yes, sir.

Yes, Dean, what's that?

Oh, nothing much.

A letter from Phleer Pharmaceuticals,

largest drug company in the world.

I told them about your little discovery,

and they made a preemptive offer.

Not too shabby, eh?

A hundred and fifty

million dollars!

Oh, my God, Sherman!

A hundred and fifty million

dollars! Oh, my goodness.

Isn't that wonderful? Now, remember,

that money belongs to Wellman.

All you have to do is prove to Phleer the

formula works at the press conference I set up.

Yeah! Of-Of course. $ 150 million-

my mind's all scribble-scrabble.

Oh, Mama, I can't wait to see what

she looks like in my old wedding dress.

I can't wait to see, Mama.

She gonna-

Oh!

Oh, seeing you in that dress take me

right back to the time I got married.

- It's beautiful.

- Oh, you look wonderful. Show Mama what you look like.

Mama, look at this.

Oh, you look so lovely.

Oh, be careful now. She looks fabulous

in it, don't she, Mama? Look at her.

Denise, you still remember what

I told you about marital relations?

Oh, Mama. Denise, look. Try this

pie. I made it with Snickers.

Now, don't be shy.

Come on over here.

Oh, that's pretty. Okay, if

you get bored with your man...

...it's perfectly okay to picture

someone else's head on his body.

Right. Ooh, you got a little waist, girl.

That's right. That gentleman,

Stone Phillips, on NBC.

You know, Granny, I really

don't think I need to do that.

Isaac, you don't need to hear

this. It's private. It's private!

We gonna talk

girl talk now, baby.

From time to time, I have wet dream

fantasies about Stone Phillips from NBC.

- Mama. Mama, quiet.

- It's true. It's the same dream all the time.

I'm in a tobacco barn.

Stone Phillips is my coworker...

...and he don't never have on no shirt in the

dream, and I don't never have on no pants.

It's the nougat that makes it

chewy. And I stand on this ladder...

...with no panties on, and Stone Phillips is lookin'up

at the little piece of heaven I got up my skirt.

I invite him up the ladder, he come up

the ladder and throw me on the tobacco.

And we start going at it

like two mice.

Stone, Stone, Stone.

Mm!

Oh, I think that's

a wonderful fit.

I do too.

Oh, you're so sweet. Sherman

and Denise! Sherman and Denise!

Marriage, marriage, marriage, marriage,

marriage. They gonna get married, Mama.

Ooh, I'm so happy.

Welcome back. Marriage,

marriage, marriage, marriage.

Well, well, well, we've seen

quite a bit of each other today.

Now strip down to your shorts. Right.

I suppose you thought I was gonna object

to a strip search, didn't you, Chief?

Keep your clothes on, please.

Don't nobody wanna see that!

Here's my wallet. Why don't you

check for yourself?

Yeah, hold that stomach in,

Robert!

What's his problem?

I don't know, but enough

is enough. Excuse me, sir.

Young man, will you please keep it down just

a little bit 'cause we're trying to watch-

...just when you thought it was

safe to go back to the theaters.

Hello, fat ass!

Maybe we should get going. I don't

feel too good all of a sudden. Let's go.

Come on, let's go somewhere

else. Sherman, who was that?

I don't know. I didn't really get a

good look at him. Sherman! Sherman Klump!

You still been hitting them Happy

Meals. You haven't changed an inch.

You remember me

- Buddy Love. We used to both chase that girl, Carla, at the same time.

- You ever hit that?

- Miss Purty and I were just friends.

"Just friends"

- I guess that means you didn't hit it, huh?

Who's your new friend? She sure is

fine. Yes, fine. What's your name?

Sherman, suddenly I don't feel

so well. Can we leave, please?

Yes, let's go, please. Can I talk to Sherman

for one second? Then you can have him.

One second, please. I gotta talk to

you. We gonna have a little boy talk.

Excuse us. Sherman, how you

doing, baby? What do you want here?

A little respect. You left me

all by myself in that test tube...

...without a card or a letter,

and now I want a divorce.

And this is a community property

state, so I want my share.

Want your share of what? The

youth formula we invented!

You mean, the youth formula that I

invented. Oh, no way, Buddy, no way.

- Who you growling, fat boy? You

growling me? - I haven't growled-

- I was hoping we could do this like gentlemen.

- Come on, Sherman.

You're gonna make me do something nasty

to you, Sherman. I'll do something nasty.

Sherman!

See you soon, Sherman!

Sherman!

Sherman!

What the hell

are you looking at?

Oh, thank you, Sherman.

What else did I get from

Sherman? What does this say?

"Phleer Pharmaceuticals. "

$ 150 mill- $ 150 million.

I think Buddy's going shopping.

Professor,

I got here as fast as I could.

I've got to hide this formula

before Buddy gets to it. Good idea.

I found something

I think you should look at.

When I left here last night, everything

was fine. I mean, this was not here.

Good Lord. Buddy must've recombined

from the genomic sequence I extracted.

This doesn't make any sense. He's

just a fragment of genetic information.

He's nothing without a strand

of DNA to graft himself onto.

Where-Where

did he get it?

Mm.

...just a second here.

Buster!

Thank you so much.

Leanne Guilford.

President of Acquisitions. Buddy

Love, president of Love Industries.

Allergies?

No. Do you have a dog?

Yes, I do- A Yorkie.

Oh. She's driving me crazy right now.

- B*tch.

- Excuse me.

It's a female dog that you have, and she's

in heat, right? Yes. How did you know that?

Let's just say I have a sixth sense

about those things. Is this her?

Yeah, little Courtney.

Ooh, nasty.

Mr. Love, maybe we'd better do this

another time. No, this is the perfect time.

Let's do this right now. This is the

perfect time to talk about my youth formula.

We are already committed to

purchasing Professor Klump's formula.

Oh, Professor Klump's formula?

That's if it works.

Let's just that although he's a brilliant

scientist, at times, he can be unstable.

Yes.

Huh.

Interesting.

Yes, now, my formula works...

...and can be yours for the price of $ 149

million, if you act now, pretty lady.

Forgive me for being blunt, but you don't

expect me to just take your word for it, do you?

Oh, no, not at all. Just say when,

and I'll make it available to you.

All right.

If Klump can't deliver and you can

prove your formula's better, Yes?

Phleer would have to seriously

consider it. Is that right?

I've got to go to a meeting. Can we

reschedule for later? We certainly can.

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