Oh, God! Book II Page #3

YEAH, I GOT A FEW.

GOOD. LET'S HEAR THEM.

OK, HERE WE GO.

"HOW DO YOU SPELL

RELIEF? G-O-D."

THAT'S NICE.

IT'S--IT'S REAL NICE,

BUT I DON'T THINK

IT'S FOR ME.

HOW ABOUT THIS--

"GOD IS BULLISH

ON HUMANITY."

THAT'S NICE, TOO.

YOU GOT ANY MORE?

OH, SURE. THIS ONE'S

MY FAVORITE.

"YOU'RE IN GOOD

HANDS WITH GOD."

THAT'S GOOD,

BUT THEN AGAIN, TRACY,

THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN GOOD.

I THOUGHT YOU'D GO

FOR THAT ONE.

HOW ABOUT,

"LET GOD PUT YOU--"

IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT?

YEAH.

LOOK, I WORKED HARD

ON THESE.

I'M SURE YOU DID,

BUT, TRACY,

I DON'T WANT YOU

TO THINK I'M BRAGGING,

BUT LET'S FACE IT,

I'M AN ORIGINAL,

THE ONE AND ONLY.

I MADE MY OWN MOLD

AND THREW IT AWAY.

YOU KNOW, THIS ISN' EXACTLY EASY.

I DIDN'T SAY IT WOULD BE.

ONE MORE WEEK.

JUST A WEEK?

THAT'S LONG ENOUGH.

LOOK WHAT I:

ACCOMPLISHED IN A WEEK,

AND WITHOUT COMPUTERS.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE

A MATH TEST COMING UP.

ONE WEEK.

I SAY IF YOU DON' SET DEADLINES,

NOTHING HAPPENS.

CAN I ASK MY DAD

FOR HELP?

IN MATH, SURE.

WHAT ABOUT SHINGO?

CAN HE HELP ME?

YOUR LITTLE FRIEND?

YEAH, SHINGO CAN HELP.

WE'LL DO

THE BEST WE CAN.

WE'LL REALLY TRY.

I DON'T SEE WHY

YOU HAVE TO:

HAVE IT SO FAST.

TRACY?

WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

NOTHING. UM, NOBODY.

YOU WERE JUS TALKING TO SOMEONE.

THAT? OH, I WAS TALKING

BACK TO THE TELEVISION.

THE SET ISN'T EVEN ON.

I TURNED IT OFF.

IT WAS SOME DUMB

COMMERCIAL.

THEY'RE ALWAYS

TRYING TO SELL:

YOU SOMETHING.

HOW ABOUT, "YOU CAN

BE SURE IF IT'S GOD"?

NO, IT HAS

TO BE ORIGINAL.

WE'VE BEEN AT I FOR HOURS.

LET'S GO HOME.

I'M STARVED.

WAIT! I THINK I'M

ON TO SOMETHING.

I LIKE IT. LET'S GO.

I DIDN'T SAY IT YET.

HOW ABOUT,

"BUY GOD. B-U-Y"?

GREAT. LET'S GO.

NAH,

IT'S TOO COMMERCIAL.

HE WOULDN'T LIKE THAT.

YOU KNOW HIM:

BETTER THAN I DO.

HOW ABOUT, "TRY GOD"?

GREAT.

"GOOD GOD."

THAT'S EVEN GREATER.

"GREAT GOD."

PERFECT!

NO, IT JUST MISSES.

HOW COME EVERYTHING

JUST MISSES?

I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S JUST A GUT FEELING.

THAT'S AN ADVERTISING

EXPRESSION.

I'VE GO A GUT FEELING, TOO.

I'M HUNGRY.

WE'LL THINK GOD

TOMORROW.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

I SAID WE'LL

THINK GOD TOMORROW.

THAT'S IT!

WHAT'S IT?

THINK GOD! THINK GOD!

THAT'S A TERRIFIC SLOGAN!

OH, SHINGO,

YOU SAVED THE DAY.

"THINK GOD."

HE'LL LOVE IT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

WHO IS SHE TALKING TO?

THERE'S GOT TO BE

SOMETHING WRONG:

WITH THAT KID.

IT'S THE SECOND

TIME I'VE SEEN

HER DO THAT.

HARRIET, LOOK AT THE WAY

SHE'S CARRYING ON.

POOR TRACY.

POOR PAULA.

I WOULDN'T WAN TO BE HER MOTHER.

THINK GOD. HMM. YEAH.

THINK GOD.

VERY INTERESTING.

IT'S GOT A MESSAGE,

IT'S SHORT,

AND TELLS IT ALL.

TRACY, I REALLY LIKE IT.

THANK GOD.

THAT'S GOOD, TOO,

BUT LET'S GO

WITH "THINK GOD."

SHINGO CAME UP:

WITH THAT ONE.

I HAD A HUNCH HE WOULD.

HOW ARE YOU:

GOING TO SPREAD:

THE SLOGAN AROUND?

YOU'VE DONE SUCH

A GOOD JOB,

I'M GOING

TO HAVE YOU DO IT.

ME? I WOULDN'T KNOW

WHERE TO START.

WHY NOT STAR WITH YOUR FRIENDS?

BUT A WHOLE BIG:

ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN?

HOW WOULD I DO THAT?

YOU'LL FIND A WAY.

THIS ISN'T FAIR.

WHY DON'T YOU

PICK ON SOMEBODY

WHO ISN'T BEHIND

IN HER HOMEWORK?

I'VE PICKED ON

SOME GOOD PEOPLE.

YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY

TO BE IN THEIR COMPANY.

WELL, OK.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE

NOT EXACTLY EASY

TO TURN DOWN.

SO THAT'S WHA WE'VE GOT TO DO--

WRITE "THINK GOD"

ALL OVER THE PLACE.

ON WALLS, ON SIDEWALKS,

WE'VE GOT TO STICK SIGNS

ON TREES,

CAR BUMPERS,

TELEPHONE POLES,

EVERYWHERE.

WE WANT IT ALL OVER.

"THINK GOD."

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

WHAT?

I THINK:

YOU'RE A LOONY.

[LAUGHTER]

IF I'M GOING

TO WRITE ON WALLS,

I'M NOT WRITING

"THINK GOD."

THE THINGS:

YOU WRITE ON WALLS

WOULD FOG UP:

YOUR GLASSES.

COME ON, YOU GUYS.

LET TRACY TALK.

LISTEN.

THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.

WE ALL TAKE GOD:

TOO MUCH FOR GRANTED.

WE SHOULD REMIND PEOPLE

TO THINK ABOUT HIM.

IF NOT FOR HIM,

WE WOULDN'T BE HERE.

THAT WILL SHAKE UP

MY PARENTS.

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

I THINK TRACY'S GO A NEAT IDEA.

LET'S DO SOMETHING GOOD

FOR A CHANGE.

LET'S VOTE. ALL IN FAVOR,

RAISE YOUR HANDS.

YAY!

YAY!

YAY!

YAY!

WHAT IS THIS?

WHAT ARE WE,

RELIGIOUS FREAKS?

NEXT YOU'LL HAVE US

SHAVING OUR HEADS.

I'VE HEARD

SOME DUMB IDEAS,

I'VE HEARD SOME

CRAZY IDEAS,

BUT THIS ONE:

TAKES THE CAKE,

AND IT SHOULD:

TAKE THE CAKE:

BECAUSE IT'S THE GREATES IDEA I EVER HEARD.

LET'S GET TOGETHER

AND PUT THIS THING OVER.

LET'S GO!

YEAH!

YEAH!

YEAH!

WHAT MADE ME:

SAY THAT?

HEY! HEY, WHAT DO YOU

THINK YOU'RE DOING?

GO ON, GO ON.

GET OUT OF HERE.

THERE. NOW,

THAT LOOKS BETTER.

TRACY?

YES?

TRACY, I WANT TO

TALK TO YOU.

CAN'T IT WAIT?

I'M AWFUL HUNGRY.

I WANT TO TALK:

TO YOU RIGHT NOW.

GOT THE NOTE:

FROM MISS HUDSON, HUH?

SIT DOWN.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY

ABOUT A THING.

I'LL CATCH UP

ON MY HOMEWORK.

TRACY, SIT DOWN.

WHEN IS DINNER?

PARK IT.

TRACY...

HARRIET STOPPED BY

THE OFFICE TODAY,

AND SHE TOLD ME:

THAT SHE SAW YOU

TALKING TO YOURSELF

AT THE RED DRAGON,

THAT YOU WERE DOING

THE SAME THING:

AT McDONALD'S.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

I WASN'T TALKING

TO MYSELF.

WHO WERE YOU:

TALKING TO?

WAS IT THE SAME:

PERSON YOU WERE:

TALKING TO:

THE OTHER NIGHT?

TRACY?

YOU WON'T BELIEVE ME.

I WILL.

GOD.

WHAT'S GOD

GOT TO DO WITH IT?

HE'S THE ONE

I'VE BEEN TALKING TO.

OH, GOD.

OH, GOD.

YOU MEAN YOU'VE

BEEN PRAYING TO GOD,

SORT OF OUT LOUD?

NO. HE TALKS TO ME,

AND I TALK TO HIM.

YOU MEAN, YOU

ACTUALLY HEARD HIM?

SURE, I HEARD HIM.

HE WAS IN THE DEN.

YOU MEAN:

YOU SAW HIM, TOO?

UH-HUH.

OH, TRACY.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

YOU'RE IMAGINING THINGS,

HONEY.

PEOPLE JUST DON' SEE AND CHAT WITH GOD.

MOM, I SAW HIM,

LOTS OF TIMES.

I KNEW YOU WOULDN' BELIEVE ME.

SHINGO,

THAT'S GREAT,

BUT I CAN'T TALK.

I'M TRYING TO DO

MY HOMEWORK.

HOMEWORK?

WHO'S DOING HOMEWORK?

WE'RE PRINTING,

PAINTING, AND POSTING.

MY COUSINS ARE DOING I AT THEIR SCHOOL.

IT'S SPREADING.

THAT'S GREAT.

THAT'S JUS FANTASTIC.

KEEP UP:

THE GOOD WORK.

YOU CAN TAKE OVER.

YOU STARTED IT!

I KNOW, BUT YOU

CAN FINISH IT.

GOODBYE, SHINGO.

WAIT. TRACY, I--

OH, HI.

TRACY, YOU CAN'T QUIT.

I JUST DID.

YOU'RE OFF

TO A GREAT START.

YOU'RE DOING A SUPER JOB

FOR A GREAT CAUSE.

AND GETTING INTO

SUPER TROUBLE.

WELCOME TO THE CLUB.

THERE ARE SOME HEAVY

HITTERS IN THAT LINEUP.

SOCRATES,

MARTIN LUTHER KING,

MAHATMA GANDHI,

ABE LINCOLN.

I'M JUST A KID.

I TOLD MY MOM,

AND NOW SHE THINKS

I'M BANANAS.

IT NEVER FAILS.

SHE'S REALLY UPTIGH ABOUT IT.

BANANAS. I HATE

THAT EXPRESSION.

I MAKE A BEAUTIFUL FRUIT,

AND PEOPLE USE I FOR CRAZY.

MY TEACHER'S

ON MY BACK, TOO.

I'VE BEEN SO BUSY,

I HAVEN'T DONE

ANY HOMEWORK.

LET ME SEE:

WHAT YOU GOT.

ABOUT A ZILLION PROBLEMS

TO MAKE UP, THAT'S ALL.

LET ME SEE. MAYBE

I CAN HELP YOU.

MATHEMATICS.

THAT WAS A MISTAKE.

I SHOULD HAVE:

MADE THE WHOLE:

THING EASIER.

YOU MAKE MISTAKES?

NOBODY'S PERFECT.

I BLEW I WITH THE DEAD SEA.

ALL THAT SAL AND NO LIFE IN IT.

AND THE FLAMINGO--

BEAUTIFUL BIRD,

AND I PUT THE KNEECAPS

ON BACKWARDS.

AND I COULD HAVE

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