Old School Page #6
Tell on me?
You know you can't, buddy.
It's guy code. Okay?
Guys don't tell on other guys.
That's, uh...
something chicks do.
[gargles]
You're not a chick, are you?
All right. Good talk.
I'll see you out there.
Hey there, buddy.
Need a friend?
Yeah, me, too.
Hey.
[pony whinnies, Frank whistles]
Wow.
- She's a beauty, ain't she?
- Yeah.
What kind of gun is this?
That's a tranquilizer gun.
If any of these little f***ers decide to freak
out on the kids,
I get to take them down.
Ain't that right, mother?
What?
That's what I thought. Shut up.
Hey, be careful with that.
That's the most powerful
tranq gun on the market.
Got her in Mexico.
- Cool.
- Yeah, it is cool.
They say it could puncture
the skin of a rhino from a hundred...
Oww! Oh...
Yes!
That's awesome!
What?
You just took one
in the jugular, man!
Ha! Whoa.
Yes!
[laughing]
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, I did.
Is this bad?
Is this bad?
You should pull that out.
That sh*t is not cool.
Wait.
[distorted voice]
Wait. Pull what out?
The dart, man.
You got a f***in' dart in your neck.
You're craz... You're crazy, man.
You're crazy.
I like you.
But you're crazy.
I feel tired.
# Happy birthday to you
No!
[slow motion]
# Happy birthday, dear Max
[unintelligible groans]
[kid yells]
[girls scream]
# Hello darkness
My old friend
# I've come to talk
With you again
# Because a vision softly creeping
# Left its seeds while I was sleeping
This is the most beautiful day.
Yes.
It really is.
- # Within the sound of silence
- [chewing]
I've missed you, Frank.
I'm so glad you're back.
I've missed you too, honey.
You look gorgeous.
You're sweet.
# I turned my collar
To the cold and damp
[gagging]
- He just French kissed me!
- [crowd groaning]
[moaning]
This better work.
The board members are beginning to ask
questions about this "civilian fraternity."
The board members are beginning to ask
questions about this "civilian fraternity."
Don't worry, it'll work.
Here she comes.
Her name is Megan Huang.
She's student council president,
prelaw, star of the tennis team,
a very promising young woman.
A young woman with a lot to lose.
- Megan, hello.
- Hi.
Have a seat.
I'm sure you know Dean Pritchard.
Don't turn around.
Megan, this little fraternity
over on Brook Street
has become quite an inconvenience
for us, okay?
And as student body president,
you approved their temporary status.
Unfortunately, you alone
have the ability to revoke it.
So, we're gonna need you to
go ahead and do that.
Revoke it? Why?
Everybody loves those guys.
They throw the sickest parties.
I met my boyfriend at their casino night.
Uh-huh, that's great.
It says here you are applying
to Columbia Law School.
Wow, that's a tough school
to get into.
You know, Dean Pritchard has
some serious connections at Columbia.
Are you bribing me?
Don't make life
harder on yourself, Chang.
It's Huang.
Whatever.
How's the tennis season going?
I made some minor changes,
but overall it's okay.
- It's a pretty standard lease.
- Okay, great.
Thank you for taking a look at it for me.
This stuff always confuses me.
Anytime.
So, you and Mark are
moving in together?
Yeah.
Well, financially it makes sense, so...
You know, there's something
I think you should know...
about Mark.
What is it?
Well...
[sighs deeply]
Relationships are a lot of work.
And, I guess what I'm saying is...
Good luck.
Oh, okay.
Well, thank you.
Yeah. Listen.
I was thinking maybe sometime
we could get some dinner or something?
- Yeah.
- If that's okay with you.
- I'd like that.
- Yeah.
Of course, leave it to me to wait until
you've got a boyfriend
to finally ask you out.
Timing was never your thing.
No.
Okay, so, thank you.
And, call me about dinner.
- I will.
- Excuse me, sir!
We have a situation, sir!
What are you guys doing here?
I said never at work.
But it's an emergency.
We can only buy KY Jelly
in the 4-ounce tubes.
Industrial size cans will take up to
What's all that for?
It's Blue's birthday.
We're having a KY wrestling match.
You know what?
Can we talk about this later, please?
I'm going again, baby!
- [crowd cheering]
- Whoo-hoo!
Yeah! Yeah!
This doesn't seem fair!
I'm on a roll!
Rip his head off!
Rip his head off!
[romantic music plays]
[indistinct conversation, giggling]
[inhaling]
I like your room.
Thanks a lot. It's kind of
a home away from home for me.
All the posters are mine.
I don't usually like fraternity guys.
They're such losers.
But, you're like... mature.
Mature?
Yeah.
So, where do you sleep, anyway?
Usually, I sleep at home.
Sometimes I do crash here.
This is a futon, actually.
It pulls out, you know.
Cool, I didn't realize.
Can I see it?
The futon?
Yeah.
Wow.
Amy, I'm sorry.
I'm married.
And I can't do this.
I don't want this to get weird, but...
Right. I see.
But why don't you
leave me your number?
This way, if something happens to my wife,
I can give you a call.
- I don't think so.
- Okay, that was a bad idea.
[bell ringing]
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to tonight's main event!
In this corner,
weighing in at 1 10 pounds,
and pushing 89 years of age,
the recent recipient of a brand-new
plastic hip,
Joseph "Blue" Pulasky!
[crowd cheering]
And in the opposite corner,
with a combined weight of 21 0 pounds,
hailing from Hayden dormitory,
Jenny and Jeanie!
[crowd cheering]
Fighters, are you ready?
Blue, you sure
you're okay with this?
Just ring the f***ing bell, you pansy.
Let's get it on!
[bell dings]
[blowing whistle]
- Come on.
- Come on, grandpa, let's go.
Let's go, birthday boy!
What's the matter, you scared?
Hello?
[acoustic guitar plays]
# I close my eyes
# Only for a moment
And the moment's gone
# All my dreams
# Pass before my eyes
In curiosity
# Dust in the wind
Looks like we better put the KY wrestling
on hold for a while.
Good idea.
Please don't beat yourself up
over this thing. It's not your fault.
Damn it, Blue was old.
That's what old people do.
They die.
I'm sorry.
# All we are is
Dust in the wind
# Ah-ah-ah!
You're my boy, Blue!
You're my boy.
It's been a weird month, huh?
Yeah.
Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you
on your birthday.
My birthday, what do you mean?
Yeah, last Thursday.
- You forgot your birthday, didn't you?
- Damn it!
I'm such an idiot.
- What have you been doing?
- I've been keeping busy.
I... tried to join a new gym.
That was one thing.
And there's other stuff.
I can't remember, but, keeping busy.
You know, I've missed you.
You know?
I want you to know that.
I was even thinking maybe tonight
we could get together back at home,
and, I don't know,
maybe put on the Sisqo CD...
I don't think that's such a good idea.
Really? You don't?
I don't know.
Maybe we rushed into this,
you know?
I mean, it just doesn't
feel right, does it?
Being married?
What do you mean?
I mean, I think we should
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