Old School Page #9

Synopsis: Mitch, Frank and Beanie are disillusioned with their personal lives begining when Mitch's nymphomanic girlfriend, Heidi, cheats on him, then former party animal Frank gets married, but unwilling to let go of his wild life, and Beanie is a family man seeking to reclaim his wild and crazy youth. Beanie suggests that they form their own fraternity in Mitch's new house on a college campus to re-live their glory days by bringing together a variety of misfit college students, losers, middle-aged and elderly retirees as their new friends and later try to avoid being evicted by the new Dean of Students, Pritchard, whom still holds a personal grudge against all three of them.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Todd Phillips
Production: DreamWorks SKG
  5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.1
Metacritic:
54
Rotten Tomatoes:
60%
R
Year:
2003
88 min
$74,608,545
Website
4,151 Views


far, far away from here.

What about your little fraternity?

Well, they're upgrading,

moving into a new facility.

And to tell you the truth,

they don't have much use for

the Godfather anymore.

I hope you'll still think I'm cool

even without all this.

I think I can deal with it.

I appreciate it.

Although, you know,

I have to say,

I have always been a little curious

about what goes on inside these places.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

I do have another 1 2 hours

on my lease.

I'd be more than happy to

show you around.

Really?

Yeah.

Maybe for a minute.

Great.

Happy Tuesday to you out there.

It's "Frank the Tank" here at

Harrison Cougar Radio, 88.6.

Wanna give a shout-out

to the Godfather.

If it wasn't for you,

I wouldn't be here today, Mitch.

I'd probably be dead.

Face down in

a drained pool somewhere.

A quick note to all you

future brothers out there,

brand-new house on campus, located

at Dean Pritchard's former residence.

You all remember that crazy bastard.

We'd love for you to join us

this Saturday at our open house

for some chips, soda,

and some late-night streaking.

Little right. Little more.

Yeah, that's good enough.

That's good enough.

- Welcome aboard, Booker.

- Thank you, sir.

- Walsh. Well done.

- Frank the Tank.

Why don't you get me

a fresh beer?

You serious?

Now!

Now! Hurry, you sorry son-of-a-b*tch!

# Going down the only road

I've ever known

# Like a drifter I was born

To walk alone

# And I've made up my mind

[Pritchard whistling]

[horn beeps]

[horn blaring]

Aahh!

Oh, sh*t.

# I close my eyes

# Only for a moment

And the moment's gone

# All my dreams

# Pass before my eyes

A curiosity

# Dust in the wind

# All we are is

Dust in the wind

Stay in the goal.

We gotta stay in the goal.

You can't be walking around.

You're killing me.

Can we stay between the posts?

I want focus, I want intensity,

and I want "1,2,3"!

Woofers!

Go, go, go, eat 'em up!

Hungry! Eat 'em up!

Caleb, you know what to do in the box.

We talked about it, in the box!

Chill out, we're up by six.

That ref's a real prick out there.

That's right, you heard me, my man!

Number four's been throwing elbows,

and someone's kid's gonna get hurt.

What?

Let's make it official then, jackass!

Let's make it official!

Get the clipboard.

I'll be in the car, all right?

- Have some respect for yourself.

- Thank you.

Is that Frank the Tank?

Hey. Heidi.

- How you doing?

- I'm doing really good.

I got into body painting.

- I didn't know that.

- Yeah.

That's great.

Well, you're looking

very healthy.

Oh, thanks.

Yeah, so are you.

Oh, thank you.

So, I heard you and Marissa

split up. Is that true?

Yeah, we did.

You poor baby.

You know, I'm having

this get-together

at my place

tomorrow night.

Like a few lnternet friends.

You should swing by.

- Really?

- Totally.

- Okay.

- All right.

- That sounds awesome.

- See you tomorrow night.

Awesome.

Yes!

I am back!

[whooping]

You know it!

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Todd Phillips

Todd Phillips is an American film director, producer, screenwriter, and actor. Phillips began his career in 1993 and directed films in the 2000s such as Road Trip, Old School, Starsky & Hutch, and School for Scoundrels. He came to prominence in the early 2010s for directing The Hangover film series. more…

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