On ne choisit pas sa famille Page #5

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Those heads make me feel

weak in the knees.

It's Alex.

My sister.

Now he's starting.

This place is hell!

I can't hear you.

Let me step inside somewhere.

I'm just asking you to do your best

with Kim.

I'm sweet as pie to her.

- How's Mama?

- Just stick to our agreement.

You didn't answer.

What about Mama?

She locked Gwen in the cupboard

and hid the key in the butter.

Good. At least she's having fun.

I'm sure not.

Don't imagine that I'm enjoying...

Where are you? What's that racket?

What's free?

Frenchie! Pierre Cardin!

I'm mistaken for someone else.

Who's talking to you?

I'm not Pierre Cardin

There's some mistake

What a scum!

You will not see any money!

Are you crazy?

I do not ... I am standing in a line

for drugs with a doctor from a shelter.

- You're lying!

- I am sick!

- Come with me!

- No, go away.

- Bornoli!

- Doctor!

- Cesar!

- How did you get into this dump?

My sister does not believe me

that we are at the pharmacy!

Tell her that she's wrong.

- Good evening, you are a doctor from a shelter?

- All right, he is sick.

- Nothing serious?

- Nonsense!

Only severe vomiting...

goodbye, madam!

You did not explain!

She will not believe it!

This Gervstop is a drastic medication.

Good, so it's drastic...

As long is working.

B*tch, she stole my watch!

- Corporate "Lancia" watch!

- Where are you going?

Bornoli! Where are you going?

Return the watch, or you'll be sorry!

This is polite warning,

don't make me more angry!

I saw a white train and it run over me.

Yes, it was electroshock.

Three thousand volts! Considering the shock

from fear, you could move a horse.

To move a horse?

Ah, yes... horses, race track ...

A good sign:
connects.

Connects, connected...

Connecticut...

Where were you?

Have you been at the hairdresser

at three o'clock in the morning?

I was at the pharmacy!

I was sick!

I should wet my hair,

or it's gonna remain like that.

Excuse me, could you

leave me alone?

What is it, Doctor?

I shouldn't have come to Bangkok.

I knew it ...

- Do you know how my wife died?

- No.

I killed her.

That's how it ...

Did you hear, my dear?

I? I've heard...

She asked me to arrange

demo match of Basque pelota,

on the release of her new album

with songs of Mariano.

This is something that is playing now!

I know this song.

- This is his wife singing again!

- Yes, I understand ...

We built a platform in the parking lot

of supermarket in Bangkok.

- All the Basques in Thailand arrived.

- A lot of them here?

Forty three.

I put the ball in pelota's chistera.

Ty-Pong smiled to the photographer.

She didn't see the ball flying straight at her.

280 kilometers per hour!

- She died instantly.

- 280 kilometers per hour!

Such a game!

It doesn't happens,

but it happened to me.

To her... That is ...

Yes, the event...

On that day my life stopped.

Don't say that.

I have a friend to whom

same thing happened.

- He killed his wife?

- No, the dog.

- I do not see the connection.

- He was closing the garage...

...and did not notice the dog, well ...

...small Matese into halfs!

We chipped in and bought him a new doggie,

- Giant Schnauzer.

And everything was like before!

I was right... no connections.

How does...

- You don't understand your own happiness.

- No.

- Yes.

Good night.

Inside he is a good man!

Next time do not compare

his wife to Maltese dog.

Sir, the phone.

What, me? I'm listening.

Is this Pierre Cardin?

I have a passport of your wife,

and documents.

- And the documents?

- 10 o'clock, Sukhumvit subway, escalator downstairs.

- I really need these documents!

- For you 50 000 baht.

Lush! Dr. Lush, open up!

- What is it?

- That a prostitute stole the watche...

... and documents!

Carefully.

Do not worry, you won't give them fifty thousand.

Haggle for yourself,

you know these people much better.

We will not bargain.

Basques never deal with the blackmailers!

But I'm not a Basque, I better insure.

Why stop?

We need to go there...

My uncle Etchegaray said ...

- Excuse me... don't know Spanish.

- This is Basque!

"Hew rooster's comb

until he got angry! "

- Listen to me, or do it itself!

- Wait...!

Here! Do as she says,

I'll be waiting here.

Do not disappear.

And I am at the forefront!

There is only one real bill...

they check, your plan fails!

They will not open immediately,

but pass the package to the accomplices.

Triad always works this way.

- What is a triad?

- The Chinese mafia.

- Black sunglasses, black suits ...

- And, dressed all in black.

Be careful! Take care of yourself.

For the sake of her daughter.

Newspapers! Leave me alone!

Let me go!

Triad! Devil's Triad!

I do not have one leg!

And he attacked me!

Just like that!

- I did not do anything!

- I made a mistake!

He wears black suit!

All the French - crooks!

Help!

Killer!

- Documents! Hurry!

- Good!

No, wait!

This is a mistake!

Big mistake!

My documents were stolen!

Embassy!

French Embassy!

- I am a Frenchman!

- Got in the car!

- Shut up!

- Dr. Louis!

- What happened?

- The Frenchman almost killed disabled!

Probably some kind of freak!

Where have you gone again?

It's disaster!

- I lost all documents.

- No, I have them.

- And why you have them?

- I'll tell you later.

Your husband was arrested and

was taken to the police station.

- What did he do?

- He beat up a disabled person.

- Disabled?

- Yes.

- But why?

- No one knows.

And I realized, this is your place ...

Easy, do not irritate him.

He is mega-crazy!

One month ago he bit off guard's finger.

Really?

Okay, then ...

...then... Where do I sit?

My friendly advice -

on the first night is better not to stand out,

- ... sleep standing up.

- Standing?

Standing ...

Do not worry, madam Bornoli,

I still have connections in Bangkok.

- Do you need some valerian?

- No, thanks...

I'd rather let the nerves,

it's more efficient.

We came... in a Thailand... here...

...to adopt a little... little girl ...

OK?

And all... all became big nightmare!

- You got that...?

- I was studied philology at the Sorbonne.

I am ashamed. I am very ashamed.

- I am ashamed, mister ...?

- Mister Piok.

- Niok.

- Excuse me?

- Mister Niok.

- But the sign says "Piok".

- Niok! Piok Niok!

- Is not Niok Piok?

- Piok Niok!

- Niok Piok?

- Piok - that's my name.

- Got it! Piok - is his name.

Of course! Piok Niok! And I decided

that on the contrary: Niok Piok!

Although this is stupid on my part:

"Niok" in Thailand

is not used as a first name!

In Laos - opposite!

Is not it true master of Piok?

- Niok!

- Ah, again! I'm very nervous!

- Well, why am I nervous?

- Yes, I do not care!

Piok, Niok, Flok, Pluk...

anyway you want!

I just want my husband out of jail!

No problem, ma'am Bornoli.

Your husband was facing 10 years in prison.

Thanks to me, will serve only 5.

- Come on!

- No, it's mine!

- He takes 10% of our food.

- But he took whole 100% of mine!

- He has a crush on you.

- Crush?

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