On ne choisit pas sa famille Page #6

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This fat slug laid eyes on you.

Today, he's horny again!

My advice to you. Sleep on your back.

It's not right that we drew into this

your husband's sister.

Listen. She is a first-class lawyer.

- She is a woman.

- Oh that?

Then I tell you... No man-lawyer

can hold a case like her.

Willing to believe.

Only, we are in Asia. I warned you.

- Here she is.

- Hey!

- That's her?

- Yes, that's her.

It is another thing...

What "another thing"?

I mean ...

She doesn't look like her brother.

- She is younger.

- Of course, there is 15 years difference.

Well,

Alexander Bornoli, my sister-in-law.

Dr. Luix Izkeban,

I told you about him on the phone...

Spelled "Luix" and read "Luish."

That's right, Doctor?

- Call me as you wish.

- So now, nobody cares?

Thank you for your help

and support, doctor.

Kim said that you are

like a stone wall.

I always try to help our own!

This is a wonderful country...

...could be dangerous for a foreign visitor.

- A beautiful picture.

- Let's go?

He brings simular issues all the time.

You will get your chance to laugh.

Doctor, take the suitcase, please!

We must try to get a visit.

I think it's our main task.

I'm sorry, but I have a different strategy.

In an hour, at the bar "Shangri-la"...

...I'm set to meet the victim's lawyer,

Mr. Dang.

Dang? This is a first or last name?

- Here, it's not easy.

- Just do not start.

Ding, Dong, Dan - I do not care!

Let her call him, anyway she wants.

Wow! Ford "Sitting Bull"!

My dad owned the same!

I loved that old pick-up truck.

Though it's an old man, runs well!

You are lucky... Clean up for you.

Kim! Do you mind to throw this

into the trash?

And I try to open the that damned door.

Excuse me... So Alexandra

will be more comfortable.

- Yes, exactly ...

- All in order!

No! Sit back!

I worked so hard to open the door.

- Did you find the trash?

- Yes, on the other side.

Just lucky.

I sit in the back?

Yes, there is a comfortable sofa.

They say in France...

...that the prisons here have very

harsh conditions. Is this true?

Yes, the French prisons - are the hotels

compared with the local.

Thai lawyers never lose themselves

in front of a woman.

Even before such a beauty

like your sister-in-law.

What do you mean?

She will not drag him to bed.

Less than 10 minutes.

I'm afraid I was right.

The battle was bloody, but the suit is withdrawn.

In an hour we go to pick up Cesar.

How can I thank you!

Here's how ...

- May I kiss you?

- Yes.

Yes, kissing is very nice...

...but in the meantime, my husband is rotting

behind the bars.

Sit down.

Bastards!

Bastards all of you! Left me rot here

for two days! And no news!

Alex! Why are you here?

- My mother died? Yes?

- No, mom is okey.

- All is taken care of.

- Do you have anything to eat?

- For two days I ate nothing!

- Hold this, chewing gum would kill the appetite.

- I brought a shirt with elephants.

- Beware, old boy!

You can get volvulus from eating chewing gum

on empty stomach.

I spit on the volvulus!

I want to drink! Drink! Water!

Give me some water! Water!

Are you crazy! Drop it!

It's windshield washer fluid.

Get in the car,

I'll buy you a soda.

Only the orange, no lemon!

- Lemon is just chemistry.

- I understood.

- Cesar! You're going to drink what is given!

- I've got to go to Paris.

I must pay for the salon!

No, dear, first we take away

the girl, it is most important.

- Shut your mouth!

- He is in state of shock!

I'll take care of this.

Listen, friend, you travelled

half the world for the sake of this girl,

You'll see her soon!

You'll see her smile!

- Do not give up now!

- That's it!

But to me this your shrimp

means nothing at all!

You are absolutely knocked out? Cesar!

- He is raving, doctor.

- It's Wahlberg's syndrome.

- Lasts long?

- All! The commander to the airport!

What a fool!

Hope it's not smashed!

- I just shut the door!

- Do not sit here! Climb to the back!

- I just closed the door ...

- You can't leave him alone for a minute!

We'll go back, Alex.

Won't fight anymore.

We eat pasta together.

- You're both so beautiful!

- He is exhausted.

We eat a big juicy steak

with potatoes!

- Isn't it truely a great idea?

- Yes...

...but first let's go to the orphanage.

- We do not go to Paris?

- We know that you survived.

You do not know anything!

How do you know!

There are so many of them!

And put their hands everywhere!

I need to get out of here!

- Screw your Thailand!

- Calm down!

- Quiet!

- Get away from me, you homosexual!

You see? Profanity is typical for

Wahlberg's syndrome!

- Keep it up, girl, hold!

- Let go!

- Let go, you bastards!

- Alex! Let me.

- Do not move, or it will hurt!

- What are you doing, fascists!

I hold him!

I hold him, doctor!

All done, Cesar? Gotcha!

- No needle, no needle!

- Carefully.

Sleep standing up, sleep on your back. Standing!

On the back! Standing! On the back!

- Gotcha!

- No!

Why are we here?

You can not go to the shelter

without gift for Maily.

Kim, you better stay with your husband.

Valium, can cause difficulties with breathing.

And turn on the air conditioner!

Mom ... Thank you.

- What you think?

- Nice, I think, it will do.

- How many children are in the orphanage?

- About fifty.

Tell him that I buy everything.

- You are like a wizard.

- Or a witch.

Snake! Good, buy!

And the balls too.

Are you serious?

How's your husband?

Comes to life.

Alex came up with wonderful idea...

...to give the presents to all children.

- The idea came to me...

...but the doctor insisted

and paid for everything.

Yes, just like fairy prince.

Rather, his father.

Wow, it is hell in here!

You did not turn on the air conditioning?

- I did!

- You turned on the heat! 62 degrees here!

- He's all red!

- He is hot!

We must to pour water on him!

- Why did you turn on the heat?

- I didn't do it!

- It's his stupid car.

- Kim, hold his head!

We need to ventilate him.

Overheating in the connection with

Walberg syndrome...

I do not know what to do!

I never had such a precedent before!

Messed up the whole machine.

God, what a sh*t you poured at me?

All hair is stuck!

Do not worry, couldn't be worse.

And the color is noble.

Once we arrive you wash your head.

- Do they have running water here?

- They have a pond.

It's good, you've come.

Girl will see the whole family at once.

So ... Alex!

I will call Mother Superior.

Here!

- Run here!

- We have gifts for you!

What about you, boys?

You see these teddy bears!

You prefer cars?

That's right. I like them, too.

- Cesar! You do not want to help us?

- Why you are getting the girl?

I think that the boy is

also a good option.

Cesar, what are you talking about?

No, I understand that you have already chosen

girl, the issue resolved.

If you want to - we will change.

- My friends!

- Let's talk to the seller.

My friends!

God be with you!

- Hello, my dear.

- Madame ...

So you - you're a father?

Yes.

An angel is coming soon to your home.

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