One, Two, Many Page #9

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God !

grunting

Where are you?

Come over here!

l'll kick yorass!

Oh, f***.

Carry me on yourback

Foras long as you can

Try to getme home

Don't leave me alone

Butl'm alive

Bend me, lay me down

phone ringing

beep

answering machine

This is Thomas.

And Jennifer.

Leave a message

afterthe...

beep

Yo, Tommy boy, it's Ernie.

You're not gonna

believe this.

Dude, l got

the commercial!

lt's national!

Haha!

Oh, uh, l'm sorry

you didn't get it, bro

Oh, and l'm getting married.

Dude, call me.

phone ringing

beep

answering machine

This is Thomas.

And Jennifer.

Leave a message

afterthe...

beep

Hey, Thomas, it's Seamus.

Edgar has to leave for

anothercruise again and...

What? Oh, he isn't going?

Sorry, Thomas.

Turns out he isn't leaving.

Hope all is well.

clatter

banging, springs creaking

Man #1

Fondle it, fondle it.

Ken

Oh, yes! Oh!

Oh, baby!

Rear, on the rear.

sighs

Almost! There it is!

Smearit on yourface,

smearit on yorface.

knocking at door

moans, yells

continue indistinctly

knocking continues

knocking

groans

knocking

knocking

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Oh, my God, Derek.

Hi. Um...

What are you

doing here?

Thank you.

Whoa !

That was weird.

You don't understand.

What's up?

Well, l've been

trying to reach you,

but yor phone's

disconnected.

So, yorfriend Ernie,

he gave me yoraddress.

So l came by.

Oh, wh--

what's going on?

There's a commercial

that you're perfect for,

so l was in

the neighborhood

so l brought it by

foryo here.

Whoa , thanks a lot .

That's really nice ofyo .

Ah, is this it?

Mm-hmm.

Thanks a lot.

Cool.

All right.

Well, take care.

Take care, Thomas.

Hey, do you want

to geta cup of coffee

orsomething with me?

You want to get

a cup of coffee with me?

l--l haven't showered

in, like, three days.

Three weeks.

Oh, come on .

l mean, it's-- it just

isn'ta good time.

You know?

Don't make me beg.

Don't make yo beg?

No, l'm not gonna

make you beg.

All right.

keys jingling

Don't yo have

a boyfriend?

l did.

l don't anymore.

He kept trying to get me

to sleep with otherwomen.

Really?

Really?

What an a**hole.

l guess the moral

of the story is,

if you love whatyou got

and you got what yo love,

don't f*** it up.

rock

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